James Humphreys, Sille-Kadri Simer, and Tambet Sild awkwardly but triumphantly talk about relationships, jealousy, and Circle K dates.  Tambet Sild  Sille-Kadri Simer   Jimbo Slice 

It’s the final episode of ZPG! More on that later. The boys start off talking about Christmas, New Years, and Christmas sweaters and then transition smoothly to violence in social media (using RPG’s to conduct public executions and other family-friendly topics that people tend to discuss during Crimbo). One of the central topics today is the slowness of Estonians, based on the example of a dumb Facebook group argument between 2 extremely bright, intelligent, and loveable comedians. The boys also reflect upon the year using some fun questions that James worked hard to create and definitely did not take from a random website. They talk about how they became friends, how they were the masters of Warzone, the good times they had hanging out, and in the process, they learn an important lesson – they are some of the funniest people around and pervious bouts of unhappiness were all caused by being surrounded by the (generally) much slower Estonians. PS. This is indeed the final episode of ZPG. We’re taking a bit of a break and we’ll do some rebranding and self-development (that last one is a lie). Rest assured the new show will be as intelligent and relative as ZPG. As much as it can be if it is being hosted by 2 guys who immediately forget what they’re talking about. Once we have a new show, all the details will be provided to you. Thanks for being with us and take care!

Merry Christmas to everyone tonight by the boys of ZPG. Tonight, me and James are joined by Tim Reidy, our great Irish mate. Speaking of his greatness, we talk a bit about the food in the UK – that is to say, how Tim became as great as he is now. We also discuss some of our recent adventures such as when we fired guns in a completely legal and absolutely not sus manner and how Tim took us on a bit of a ride with the Tesla which might be a great goofy car up until the point where it will suffer an unintended acceleration event and kill you. We talk a bit about VR games and gaming in general, (looking at you Cyberpunk) Christmas, Asperger syndrome (I’m not lying). James’s stupid VR stock also comes into discussion, but hey, I already mentioned that we talked about Asperger syndrome. All in all, a myriad of different topics, but fun times were had by all. Hope you all enjoy and stay safe out there!    

Apologies for being a bit late, we’ve been extremely busy with rampant alcoholism. Tonight on ZPG James has confused himself with MacGyver and is trying to build himself a VR stock and Tauri is being as supportive as that stock is going to be which is to say not at all. The boys also discuss the problem with idiots having the freedom of speech and why we should bring back medieval stocks to sort out the multitudes of idiots roaming society. Difficult to say how that might affect the stock prices though. There’s also some discussion about the way how the boys’ parents used to punish them when they were kids. This might be the reason why they turned out to be such assholes. In the end, they come to the conclusion that the best solution to breaking the cycle of abuse is to just man up and not have children. The boys also discuss some fun questions from the trusty book and dream about watching sports events where all the participants are juiced up on different chemical cocktails.

Today Tauri and James become intellectuals and discuss the meaning of happiness for ourselves and society in general. By doing so they prove that one can easily assume the role of intellectuals while being completely ignorant about absolutely everything. The boys also talk about some of their old jobs, like James’ role as a chef in an extremely prestigious restaurant (actually a pub) and how he was on the path to becoming Gordon Ramsay by only operating the microwave and Tauris old job at a church screaming at the tourists while being a heathen. The boys also talk about their new VR lifestyles and the mad cardio they’re now doing. Same time next year they might actually be in shape if they drop the alcoholism. They also discuss whether they’d become fishermen in Galilee (yes, really), the merits of having a personal chef, and some other things. 

On this episode of ZPG Tauri Einberg and James Humphreys are joined by a very special guest we’ve been waiting to come on for a while… well, it’s actually just the dishwasher Tauri left on. We end up talking about the coronavirus and the dumb cunts who can’t be arsed to wear a mask and accept some government restrictions. We also debate the failures of democracy such as the discussions in Estonia and Wales related to the reestablishment of serfdom and deportations respectively. We also dabble into the book of questions. As this episode was recorded early in the morning (anything before 3 pm can be considered to be early for lazy bastards like us), we have multiple strokes, for instance, James confuses Charles Dickens with Charles Darwin so one can say evolution truly has failed as far as James is concerned.

In this episode, it’s just your favourite boys Tauri and James again. We start off talking a wee bit about some of the open mics we did and once again conclude that the almighty James Humphreys is the most brilliant and funny man who has ever existed and that no-one would ever praise him for no reason whatsoever. And Tauri is of course a close second. Also, fuckin’ robbin’ thievin’ bastards fuckin’ took it as a wise man once said. Indeed, we talk a bunch about robberies and we may or may not have put together a plan on how to rob an open mic show so if you’re aiming to get rich… get a job, and don’t listen to 2 idiots plotting a robbery that will never happen. We also discuss how we would commit a perfect murder, Nazi hunters and Estonian sentiment towards Russians after the gaining of Estonian independence, and possibly some other topics that I can’t recall because I’m tired and frankly this description is long enough already. Enjoy!

On this episode of ZPG Tauri and James are joined by their lovely friends, soon to be drafted Caleb Brunick and IRA spokesperson Tim Reidy. We talk about VR so much, you might think this episode is sponsored by Facebook (that much is maybe only true in virtual reality). We also talk a bunch about snake oil, exosuits that walk you into traffic and we praise Tim's glorious laptop that never ever breaks down and causes Tim meltdowns