In this episode of Past Tens, Dave and Milt are joined by time machiner Derek Volk for another thrilling fantasy draft, this time focusing on the best albums of 1981. The trio, along with Sabrina the Robot, dive deep into the musical landscape, selecting iconic records ranging from Rush's 'Moving Pictures' to Stevie Nicks' 'Bella Donna.' Along the way, they discuss memorable TV themes and movie soundtracks from the same year, including 'Hill Street Blues' and 'Raiders of the Lost Ark.' With picks that include classics by Billy Squier, The Police, and Journey, this episode is a nostalgic ride through the early '80s rock and pop scene.

Topics

00:00 Introduction and Welcome

01:11 Special Guest Introduction

02:15 Rock and Roll Draft Setup

02:24 Robbie Williams Movie Discussion

04:47 Draft Rules and Team Names

12:42 First Round Picks

31:15 Second Round Picks

34:56 A Comedic Misunderstanding

35:13 Derek's Album Pick: Sticks, Paradise Theater

35:25 Discussing the Human League

35:29 Analyzing Sticks' Paradise Theater

39:53 Billy Joel's Songs in the Attic

45:10 Duran Duran's Self-Titled Album

50:46 Billy Squire's Don't Say No

56:21 Van Halen's Fair Warning

59:45 Tom Petty's Hard Promises

01:03:21 The Police's Ghost in the Machine

01:07:30 The Go-Go's Beauty and the Beat

01:11:34 Bob Dylan's Shot of Love

01:17:21 Fourth Round Picks Begin

01:17:41 Celebrating Pat Benatar's Precious Time

01:21:17 Rick Springfield's Working Class Dog

01:25:17 Foreigner's Album and Concert Memories

01:29:01 Genesis and the Importance of Abacab

01:32:13 Greatest American Hero Theme Song

01:36:28 Journey's Escape and Overplayed Hits

01:39:15 Final Picks and Reflections

Dave and Milt reflect on the top 10 Billboard hits of 2024. They delve into trending songs from artists like Hozier, Zac Bryan, Tommy Richmond, and more, showcasing the mix of genres from pop to country. The episode also features personal anecdotes and explores the influence of TikTok on modern music hits. Additionally, they commemorate late Wayne Osmond and humorously discuss New Year's resolutions. Highlights include introducing alternates for the year's hits and enjoying reflections on nostalgic music moments.

Topics

01:00 Holiday Recap and Trivia Night

01:56 Generational Trivia Game

02:54 Top Songs of 2024 Introduction

07:09 Song #10: Hozier - Too Sweet

12:20 Song #9: Zach Bryan ft. Kacey Musgraves - I Remember Everything

19:44 Song #8: Tommy Richmond - Million Dollar Baby

27:04 Song #7: Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso

35:28 Song #6: Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us

43:47 Play Date: Athletes in Song Lyrics

49:49 Unexpected Bonus

50:04 Analyzing Jack Harlow's Hit

51:15 TikTok's Influence on Music

54:28 Jack Harlow's Commercial Success

57:29 Country and Rap Fusion

01:05:06 Benson Boone's Breakthrough

01:10:58 Shaboosie's Bar Anthem

01:17:31 Teddy Swims' Big Voice

01:27:33 Substituting Top Songs

01:35:48 Reflecting on 2024's Music

In this year-end special, Dave and Milt present the 2024 Tennies Award Show straight from the Joe Piscopo Memorial Ballroom at the Comfort Inn in Weehawken, New Jersey. The ceremony celebrates the best moments from their podcast 'Past Tens: A Top 10 Time Machine,' featuring original songs, guest contributions, and classic pod memories. From the best listener guest to the best original song, and the most entertaining mishaps, the show includes a humorous compilation of highlights while maintaining its hallmark lighthearted banter. With special shout outs to loyal listeners, it's a festive and nostalgic wrap-up just in time for Christmas.

Topics

03:01 Whamageddon and Listener Interactions

07:04 The Tennies: Best Listener Guest

11:21 The Tennies: Worst Weird Remake

13:43 The Tennies: Best Original Song

20:15 The Fart Song Finale

22:13 Best Dirty Trick Award

24:06 Best Milt Wow Moment

26:37 Best Unlikely Moment of Dave Knowing Something

30:37 Best Use of the Word Penis

31:56 Best Nice Moment

36:43 Memorable Moments from 2024

Dave and Milt count down the top 10 funniest holiday songs of all time. They discuss everything from classic hits like 'Father Christmas' by The Kinks to hilarious tracks like 'Santa's Penis' by The Resignios. With a mix of insightful commentary and humorous banter, the duo also feature iconic sketches from 'SNL' and wacky holiday tunes. A special holiday-themed song from the hosts wraps up the episode. This light-hearted journey through humorous holiday music is sure to bring some laughter to your festive season.

Topics

00:00 Introduction and Holiday Spirit

00:38 Christmas and Hanukkah Alignment

01:48 Avoiding 'Last Christmas' by Wham!

02:54 Top 10 Funniest Holiday Songs Countdown Begins

04:56 Number 10: The Grinch Song Uncensored

08:20 Number 9: SNL's I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

13:32 Number 8: SNL's Christmas Time is Here

17:36 Number 7: Adam Sandler's Hanukkah Song

21:21 Number 6: All Time Low's Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass

25:52 Number 5: The Kinks' Father Christmas

26:26 Hilarious Christmas Song Picks

28:21 Muppets and Christmas Classics

30:40 SNL's Christmas Time for the Jews

34:50 Bob and Doug McKenzie's 12 Days of Christmas

37:33 Funny Christmas Songs Recap

47:41 Holiday Song from the Hosts

50:29 Final Thoughts and Holiday Wishes

THE RANKINGS

Dave and Milt explore the top 10 Billboard hits of December 8, 1990. They critique and analyze tracks from icons like Madonna, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, and more obscure artists like Stevie B. The duo also delve into music history, dissecting samples and the origins of notable tracks. The episode features a fun limerick quiz on songs with 'time' in the title and leads to surprising conclusions about the week's biggest hits. A particularly contentious discussion wraps up with Dave and Milt differing on the final rankings, culminating in an unexpected verdict for the week's music quality.

Topics

01:31 Listener Feedback and Shoutouts

12:28 Top 10 Songs of December 8th, 1990

19:52 Madonna's 'Justify My Love'

30:29 Suzanne Vega's 'Tom's Diner' Remix

39:10 UB40's 'The Way You Do the Things You Do'

42:23 Debating the Merits of Cover Songs

43:45 Rodent Troubles and Heroic Deeds

46:43 Nostalgia and Music Trivia

47:56 Wilson Phillips and Music Royalties

53:15 Groove is in the Heart: A Deep Dive

01:04:16 Mariah Carey's Ballads and Yacht Rock

01:20:19 A Heartfelt Tribute

01:21:29 The Ballad Rule

01:22:10 Karaoke and Iconic Songs

01:24:03 Tattoo Mishaps

01:26:19 Bette Midler's Ballads

01:32:23 Whitney Houston's Evolution

01:41:42 The Postman Song

01:44:24 Recap and Reflections

01:58:30 Final Thoughts and Fun

In this episode of Past Tens, hosts Dave and Milt are joined by guest Josh Gilette for a special draft of the best albums from 1986. The episode features a mix of analysis, humor, farts, and personal anecdotes as each participant selects their favorite records from the year, including hits from Run DMC, Bon Jovi, Prince, and farts. Highlights also include an unexpected first-round pick, reflections on classic live albums, and an in-depth look at some of the most iconic soundtracks and farts. The show concludes with a recap of everyone's picks and some final thoughts on the music that defined 1986.

00:00 Introduction and Podcast Overview

01:18 Whamageddon and Listener Engagement

02:43 Introducing the ABCs of Rock Draft

03:10 Guest Introduction and High School Memories

04:32 Draft Rules and Year Selection

13:04 First Round Picks Begin

36:15 The Origin of 'Life's Rich Pageant'

36:39 R.E.M.'s Musical Journey

37:29 Superman: A Cover and Its Controversy

38:07 Stalking Songs Hall of Fame

39:16 The Milt Show: A Fraternity Tradition

40:07 Beastie Boys' Breakthrough with 'Licensed to Ill'

44:34 Prince's Underrated Album: 'Parade'

47:57 Boston's Long-Awaited 'Third Stage'

53:59 Paul Simon's 'Graceland': A Genre-Bending Masterpiece

01:00:20 Janet Jackson's 'Control': A Groundbreaking Album

01:14:03 Milt's Fourth Pick: Robert Cray's Strong Persuader

01:16:14 Concert Memories and Live Performances

01:17:40 Milt's Fifth Pick: Madonna's True Blue

01:21:45 Josh's Fifth Pick: The Housemartins' London 0 Hull 4

01:24:31 Dave's Fifth Pick: Huey Lewis and the News' Fore!

01:27:26 Sabrina's Final Pick: Top Gun Soundtrack

01:34:31 Josh's Final Pick: Pretty in Pink Soundtrack

01:37:21 Milt's Final Pick: The Bangles' Different Light

01:44:21 Undrafted Albums and Final Thoughts

In this special Thanksgiving episode of 'Past Tens: A Top 10 Time Machine,' hosts Dave and Milt take listeners on a nostalgic journey through the best uses of 'Na Na Na' in rock and roll history. From iconic tracks like The Beatles' 'Hey Jude' to Wilson Pickett's 'Land of 1,000 Dances,' they countdown the top ten tunes featuring this catchy vocal motif. Along the way, they discuss memorable guest appearances, concert experiences, and personal anecdotes, making for a fun and engaging romp through music history.

Topics

03:21 Defining the 'Na Na' Phenomenon

07:59 Top 10 'Na Na' Songs Countdown Begins

08:29 Number 10: One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful

09:57 Number 9: Pink - So What

13:15 Number 8: Deep Purple - Hush

15:32 Number 7: Michael Jackson - PYT (Pretty Young Thing)

21:05 Number 6: Roxette - The Look

24:03 Number 5: J. Geils Band - Centerfold

29:11 Number 4: Steam - Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye

31:29 Couch Potato TV and Squid Game

32:02 The Song Nobody Remembers

33:30 Journey's Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'

35:32 Yacht Rock Gold Concert Experience

38:16 The Viral Stadium Chants

39:17 Ranking the Top Na Na Songs

43:24 Honorable Mentions and Also-Rans

54:15 The Beatles' Hey Jude

59:27 Thanksgiving and Whamageddon

(A Tribute to Past Tens’ Thanksgiving Jam)

'Twas the day before turkey, and all through the pod, Dave and Milt were debating (their taste? Kind of odd). Their quest? To rank the best "Na Na Na" sounds, From Beatles to Pickett, those sweet vocal rounds.

“Hey Jude,” they agreed, had a 'Na' that won hearts, But Wilson Pickett’s groove? It tears dance floors apart. A sprinkle of na-na, a dash of hoo-haa, Add Springsteen or glam rock, now we’ve got a hurrah!

Dave chimed in, “Remember that gig in ‘85? When the crowd chanted 'Na Na Na,' feeling so alive?” Milt laughed, “Oh sure, but you missed my surprise, A drunk dude sang all the na’s — and we nearly died!”

Each track got a story, a chuckle, a thought, Like finding gold coins in a musical pot. They dissected each na with scholastic precision, While still poking fun with sarcastic derision.

“Was there ever a bad na?” Milt queried aloud, Dave smirked, “Remember that band who played too proud? Their ‘Na Na Na’ bombed—it was pure rock disgrace, They made Nickelback sound like a Grammy showcase!”

As the countdown continued, nostalgia ran wild, “Remember that na? Oh, it’s so juvenile!” But that’s the magic of this syllabic delight, It’s a chorus for rebels, for love, for the night.

In this episode of Past Tens: A Top 10 Time Machine, hosts Dave and Milt, alongside special guest Alan Frost, conduct a time-traveling draft to select the best albums of 1971. The draft features iconic records from The Who, Led Zeppelin, Marvin Gaye, The Rolling Stones, Joni Mitchell, Elton John, Carole King, and more. AI assistant Sabrina also participates, contributing to the eclectic and spirited musical debate. The episode highlights personal stories, historical significance, and classic tracks from a formative year in rock and roll history.

Topics

01:06 Listener Mail and Record Store Memories

03:58 Drafting the Best Albums of 1971

05:42 Introducing the Teams and Draft Order

13:24 First Round Picks: The Who and Led Zeppelin

25:03 Second Round Picks: Rolling Stones and The Doors

33:36 Sabrina and Alan's Picks: Marvin Gaye and Yes

39:53 The Peak of Classic Rock

41:01 Progressive Rock and Its Pioneers

42:49 Rod Stewart's Signature Album

47:17 Elton John's Madman Across the Water

50:58 The Allman Brothers at Fillmore East

55:44 Carole King's Tapestry

58:14 David Bowie's Hunky Dory

01:10:20 John Lennon's Imagine

01:14:24 Isaac Hayes' Shaft Soundtrack

01:16:41 Wawa Guitar and Wawa Watson

01:16:58 Podcast Banter and Quotes

01:17:41 New Rochelle High School Alumni

01:18:33 Simpsons Voice Actor Retires

01:20:00 Funkadelic's Maggot Brain

01:22:53 Sly and the Family Stone's Classic

01:25:33 Billy Joel's Cold Spring Harbor

01:30:04 Don McLean's American Pie

01:33:04 Soul Train Theme Song

01:35:36 All in the Family Theme Song

01:39:38 Draft Recap and Final Thoughts