• 🏈💅 Out of Our League (the LOCAS podcast) — EPISODE 8 : Day after Draft 🤢🤮
    Sep 11 2023

    The smoke clears on this devastatingly hungover post-Draft Day episode of Out of Our League.

    Executive Commissioner Figs takes Draft Day Daddy to task for his abysmal performance as Ref, while he whimpers and makes excuses for his incompetence. Elayne and Greta also lend their voices to the chorus of LOCAS whose "Draft Day survey" results reveal profound displeasure with the Ref's failure to control all twelve wilfully intoxicated League members.

    With actual footage at their disposal, the LOCAS "check the replay" for a second look at scenes that were otherwise lost to the blackout. "I'm on auto-draft!" was the day's battle cry; the receipts show full-contact drama that puts last year's penalties to shame.

    You still arguing over "fantasy ranking" vs. "NFL performance ranking"? Ha. The LOCAS members are debating what execution method should be utilized if the Ref messes up this badly again next year.

    After Figs, Elayne, and Greta have thoroughly excoriated Jesse for f***ing up the draft order, they attempt to educate him on the Draft Day rules he evidently failed to learn.

    Strap in. And pass a bucket, because we're about to be sick.

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    59 mins
  • 🏈💅 Out of Our League (the LOCAS podcast) — EPISODE 7 : ”The People vs. Stef” 🔨
    Sep 11 2023

    The court will come to order in the Trial of Stef Rodriguez. 😲 In this episode, the League's unofficial historian is called to confront devastating allegations of fraud and deceit; she's then subjected to a brutally withering cross examination. Following an appeal by her counsel, Stef's fate falls to co-commissioner Jaxie to decide..... It's a drama Dick Wolff wouldn't f**k with. Behold estrogen in its most weaponized form. 🏈💅

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    28 mins
  • 🏈💅 Out of Our League (the LOCAS podcast) — EPISODE 6 : Pre-D-Day ’22 (Part 2/Clyde in the hot seat)
    Sep 11 2023

    As the LOCAS gear up for yet another debauched Draft Day, some dude named Clyde accepts the dubious distinction of "First Podcast Guest." Executive Commissioner Figs joins Elayne and show host Greta to debate vetoing the veto, the best fantasy apps on the market, and the severe financial toll of League dues. They then pivot to explain the Draft Day gauntlet. Anyone who thinks the action is on the field has never engaged in full contact flip cup, comatose spin the bottle, not-your-grandfather's-beer-pong, and "Mystery Box." Paramedics are standing by. That's right, mother f***ers... there WILL be "Never have I ever." So shut the f*** up, Ref; it's Draft Day Eve and the LOCAS ain't here to play. 🏈💅

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    35 mins
  • 🏈💅 Out of Our League (the LOCAS podcast) — EPISODE 5 : Pre-Draft Day 2022 (Part 1)
    Sep 11 2023

    🎵🎼 THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN TOWN! 🎸🤘♬ After an eight-month hiatus, Executive League Commissioner Figs joins LOCAS league members Greta and Elayne to reflect on the 2021 season, forecast Draft Day 2022, and about the logistical rigors of coordinating a bachelorette banger consisting of the league's delinquent membership. "Draft Day Daddy" is back and as useless as ever. Buckle up, ; it's the "League of Class, Ass, and Sass"; get your head in the game, or get the f**k out of our league. 🏈💅

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    44 mins
  • 🏈💅 Out of Our League (the LOCAS podcast) — EPISODE 4 : Better Than the Boys’ League
    Sep 11 2023

    Greta, Elayne, and Executive Commissioner Figs absolutely school their significant others in "how to fantasy." The so-called "boys' league"—more notoriously known as "The League of Extraordinary Assholes," or alternatively as "the male counterparts to the LOCAS"—send two of their members to seek instruction in how to better understand the art of drafting, the science or fantasy football, and the most basic tenets of the sport itself. 🏈💅

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    53 mins
  • 🏈💅 Out of Our League (the LOCAS podcast) — EPISODE 3 : The Katri Intervention :’(
    Sep 11 2023

    The Locas welcome viewers/listeners to a very serious, very solemn, and very special episode of "Out of Our League," as Executive Commissioner Figs, Elayne, and Greta stage a nail-biting intervention to rescue their friend Katria from her abusively reckless addiction. Enough is enough, Katri. (Special guest: Danali.) 🏈💅

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    32 mins
  • 🏈💅 Out of Our League (the LOCAS podcast) — EPISODE 2 : Draft Day 2021 (Part 2)
    Sep 11 2023

    Misery does indeed love company. The Locas return for another round of group therapy in an effort to process the trauma of Draft Day 2021. It's Part 2 of this series—the "halftime report," so to speak—as Greta and Elayne join Executive Commissioner Figs to check the replay. "SEND YOUR F**KING REGRETS." — Greta Pedraza 🏈💅

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    44 mins
  • 🏈💅 Out of Our League (the LOCAS podcast) — EPISODE 1 : Draft Day 2021 (Part 1)
    Sep 11 2023

    It’s the inaugural episode of "Out of Our League," the podcast which chronicles the lives and trials of the 12 members of the LOCAS fantasy football league. Executive League Commissioner Figs joins LOCAS league members Greta and Elayne to discuss the drama-fueled drug-addled shit show that was Draft Day 2021. "Draft Day Daddy" makes a cameo to help the Locas process their trauma from that fateful day fourteen months ago....... Witness the "League of Class, Ass, and Sass." 🏈💅

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    50 mins