• Not Ideal Valentines Special 2023
    Feb 25 2023

    Not Ideal's Valentines' Day Special 2023! Millie and China discuss bad dates, red and green flags while talking about how much they LOVE LOVE!!!

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    31 mins
  • Not Ideal Episode 7 - The dichotomy of eggs and teeth
    May 16 2023
    They're back! China and Millie have returned for a new term of trials, tribulations and technical issues. Using new tech to try and fix the microphone problems, this episode sounds like a squirrel on speed, but the alternative is conversation so fuzzy it'll make you question why you even listen. As always, subpar advice with stellar chat, with the last problem not recorded (the world is conspiring against us), here is a super short episode to reel you lovely listeners back into the newest instalment of Not Ideal.Sloppy wet kisses, Millie and China xx
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    18 mins
  • Not Ideal X Urghhh Radio
    Mar 10 2023

    TW; conversations involving bodily fluids and their rank in order of Urghhh

    For their first collab Not Ideal hosted Urghhh Radios presenters Dite and Emmet, for a show giving their best sound effects for peoples unfortunate circumstances that have happened this term. Enjoy it cause we didn't ;)

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    29 mins
  • Not Ideal Episode 6 - For the Love of Lesbians
    Feb 28 2023

    China and Millie are back in the studio to talk all about the latest issues sent in to Not Ideal, covering everything from morning routines to semi-explosive vomit (sorry Merry). Joined this week by their silent guests Tiny Clanger and Mallow as the joint episode they're having required more support than normal, enjoy!!

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    24 mins
  • Not Ideal Episode 5 - Unmedicated Horses
    Feb 21 2023

    This weeks installment of Not Ideals Radio show turned podcast. Listen to us lament online gaming, new party tricks and communicating with emotionally immature adults. Full of wows and wacks, join China and Millie for more mind-numbing conversation that makes you ask why do they have a show?

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    29 mins
  • Not Ideal Episode 4 - Be Kind and Sneaky
    Feb 15 2023

    Join Millie and China for another instalment of Not Ideal problems and queries, expertly navigated by the most unqualified people you know. This episode deals with body image and eating disorders (TW). It looks at controlling the narrative, fingernails in a trifle, and how to self-reflect and get a grip.

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    30 mins
  • Not Ideal Episode 3 - Tinder and Trash
    Feb 8 2023

    Not Ideals newest episode, a short but sweet episode where we discuss living with your friends, wetting yourself, and pickup lines.

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    21 mins
  • Not Ideal Episode 2 - The Troubles
    Jan 31 2023

    This weeks instalment of Purple Radios show- Not Ideal with China and Millie. Listen with us to discuss male activists, best friends and new love rivalries and crushes on college children.

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    27 mins