Jake and Taija cover the Season 5 Finale of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City in this episode of Not Above It! Topics of conversation include Lisa Barlow's emotional Peter Pan syndrome, the refreshing earnestness of Mary and Angie K.'s friendship, Meredith's neverending quest fo a memeable screengrab, and the conspiratorial menace of Heather C-I-Gay, producer-at-large. Also, a bite-sized review of Good Time Girl, otherwise known as The Year Obsessive Thinking (About Monica Garcia).

On this week's episode of Not Above It!, Jake and Taija cover Season 5, Episode 15 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and finally crack the code of what makes Salt Lake such a singular work of reality-TV art. Also: The brimming intellect of Heather Gay, Britani's strategy-by-chaos, an emerging theory of Bronwyn's duplicitousness, and the subtle genius of a Lisa Barlow tantrum.

In this omnibus episode of Not Above It!, Taija and Jake cover episodes 13 and 14 of Season 5 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City: The Muppets take Puerto Vallarta! Malinwoski's Kula ring comes to Bravo, all the world's a stage (and a confessional box) for Britani, Lisa and Meredith are psychoanalyzed for filth, and Heather Gay has her Newtonian apple tree moment.