Episodes

  • 2 Weeks Until They're Out of Business with Kristin Chirico | Ep. 66
    Apr 18 2026

    Jesse unexpectedly enrages Kristin with the Savannah Bananas. The girls touch on the impact of the latest discriminatory law against trans folks in Idaho. Kristin has a (brilliant) hot take and business idea for a chrome extension that will flag athlete’s jersey’s that voted for Tr*mp. We talk about Buzzfeed’s recent announcement that they don’t think they’ll be in business (shocker). We revisit the Buzzfeed IPO tea. Kristin shows Jesse The Necessary Conversation podcast (spoiler alert: it’s an unnecessary conversation at this point.) Kristin shares her guilty pleasure song and we end on a question from a listener wanting advice on how to ask out a 60-year-old volunteer at her workplace.

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    50 mins
  • Torsion Twins, Sister Sister with Kristin Chirico | Ep. 65
    Apr 11 2026

    This week, we talk about Jesse ascending into a man hole aka a man’s apartment. We talk about Iran’s Lego propaganda Pete Hegseth diss track video, and Kristin explains the Hanoi Hannah TikTok trend. Jesse shares some of her LA nepo baby lore and then the girls break down the Pitt and the larger cultural/societal themes the show hits on, and how if art isn’t an escape, it has to be an affirmation. Kristin and Jesse also unknowingly discover they both had ovarian cysts when they were 13 and both share their experiences. We end on advice questions from listeners asking about how to deal with avoiding AI in the workplace when your job is pushing you to use it. We also talk about how to deal with going no contact with your family and Kristin gives some practical advice on how to build community.

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    1 hr
  • Captain Save-A-He/Him & Jesse Comes Out with Kristin Chirico | Ep. 64
    Apr 4 2026

    Kristin shares her preference of greyhound over trains. She shares fun facts on American train policy, IMAX screen sizes, and baseball field inequities. She shares a wild night in Chicago from tour where she runs into a crush from high school and it takes an unexpected turn. Jesse shares a personal revelation and the girls discuss compulsory heterosexuality. Jesse also gets duped by an absurd advice question.

    We end on a listener question about financially supporting her boyfriend through his PHD program and making more than her boyfriend and wondering about the longevity of their relationship if the financial inequity remain at play.

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    57 mins
  • HospitalMaxxing with Kristin Chirico | Ep. 63
    Mar 15 2026

    Kristin has more to say on GLP-1s and how morally bankrupt and fundamentally boring you are if you are a thin person making their brand taking GLP 1s. Ned Fulmer Feeld Profile gets leaked and we discuss his doofus coded response. Kristin shares RARE comments on this topic. Don’t forget, Ned was Kristin’s annoying co-worker first. Jesse introduces Kristin to nightmare fuel aka Clavicular and the #LooksMaxxing trend or as we name it #HospitalMaxxing Jesse’s best friend from college, Kalyn is in the studio and she shares her most unhinged Jesse college story (spoiler: Jesse is doing something questionable). We end on an advice question about coming out in your 30s.

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    57 mins
  • You Make Me a Worse Person (Compliment) with Kristin Chirico | Ep. 62
    Mar 7 2026

    TW: dv

    We talk Connor Storrie on SNL and Men’s USA Hockey floppery. We discuss our most LA opinions: Pet Psychics are real. Chiropractors are valid. Kristin goes to the Magic Castle and spoiler alert she has a TIME. We discuss the Alpine Divorce headlines and the broader implications. We end on Matthew Morrison update and a re-watch of one of Glee’s musical numbers that left us with questions.

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    51 mins
  • The Worst Hot Take with Kristin Chirico | Ep. 61
    Feb 28 2026

    We take a trip down memory lane and discuss Chris Evan's BOMBSHELL 2011 GQ profile, our weekly Heated Rivalry discussion including most embarrassing HR screensavers to be seen at a job interview and HR fandom discovering Dylan Walsh in Nip/Tuck. Kristin gives us an EXCLUSIVE Dylan Walsh story when she worked as PA working on the set of Nip/Tuck. Jesse shares her craziest hear me out and doubles down with an even worse take. As a result, Kristin demands Jesse call her mother to set her straight and settle the debate. We end on advice questions about how to navigate dealing with an ex in your workplace/work field, best soups, and best bidet practices.

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    56 mins
  • Canned Margarita, Ima Open My Mouth with Kristin Chirico | Ep. 60
    Feb 21 2026

    We talk Hudson William’s hard launching his gf and attends a party with his mom. Jesse’s stress tests a bit (fail), Kristin asks people to stop telling her to read Song of Achilles. Jesse goes on a looks for a sugar situation and goes on a date with a 52-year-old. Kristin and Jesse talk about Bad Bunny’s half time show, and the absolute train wreck that was “the all American halftime show” *eye roll*. We break down why the right will never win the culture war (spoiler: they have no culture, and suck at making art). Kristin presents her theory on why men should need to be required to put down a security deposit before entering into a relationship, and much more. We end on discussion on the state of the world and the DOJ release of the files (EVERYONE IN CHARGE? J.A.I.L) .

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    49 mins
  • Duck Face at the Protest with Kristin Chirico | Ep. 59
    Feb 14 2026

    This episode, Kristin and I talk how thinness is back and its relationship to the rise of f@scism and the impact of GLP-1s. We talk about Kristin’s terrifying encounter with a certain extremely problematic twitter subculture, a celebrity that’s always lowkey in Kristin’s story likes 👀 and how people need to stop taking photos at protests. Jesse shares her review of Avatar Fire and Ash, her theory on James Cameron’s “love of the ocean” and her theory on how good standup comedy has a lot more to do with love than hate. We end on advice questions about navigating a potential throuple, and how diversifying your Instagram feed is a low lift way to change the way you consume media.

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    1 hr and 7 mins