Episodes

  • Pre-Purge

    Pre-Purge
    Nov 5 2024
    Pre-Purge anticipation, musical theatre, videogames, typical Maria and Marris sibling-style conflict, Chicago's Thanksgiving Parade, the works.
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    34 mins
  • Abroad? She's a Lady!

    Abroad? She's a Lady!
    Oct 12 2024
    Marris and Maria discuss their trips abroad to Tanzania and England, respectively. Corporate Shill James makes a surprise appearance, disrespectfully.
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    39 mins
  • Bears

    Bears
    Aug 24 2024
    Maria's New Phone, Brown Bear vs Grizzly, international trips, extracurriculars, Hippos, up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A
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    29 mins
  • Lollapaloopers 2

    Lollapaloopers 2
    Aug 17 2024
    Lollapalooza '24 recap, Chappell Roan, sheveled, racist Pokemon, international trips, sucky dating apps, Jojo, shenanigans, and tomfoolery.
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    39 mins
  • Ligma Golden Gumball

    Ligma Golden Gumball
    Jul 30 2024
    Maria got the Golden Gumball, which means a trip to anywhere in the world. Probably Tanzania. Specifically to annoy Marris.
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    30 mins
  • Synergy

    Synergy
    Jul 23 2024
    Maria's Trip to Lake County, Marris Needs Glasses, Terrible Parenting Advice, Alien Metal, African Land Snails, Marris' Bathroom Emergency, the typical stupidity you've come to know and... I was gonna say "love" but let's be realistic.
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    33 mins
  • Phrasing

    Phrasing
    Jul 13 2024
    Maria and Marris struggle through the sleepiness and attempt not to make any unintentional innuendo. Guess how that turns out.
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    39 mins
  • Weiners and Holes

    Weiners and Holes
    Jul 6 2024
    Special guest Ashley O'Dell fills in for Marris Harris Girls' Girl to discuss hotdogs, the mysterious Mel's Hole, and the terror of being Maria's real life friend.
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    43 mins