Welcome back, brave souls, to another thrilling episode of Tales from the Crypto—hosted by your enigmatic guide, Professor Barnabas Bamboozle! Tonight’s journey takes us deep into the shadowy world of scaly cryptids and shape-shifting reptilians.

We kick things off with the eerie legend of the Bishopville Lizard Man. Join Patrick McConogle as he uncovers the spine-chilling encounters in South Carolina’s swamps. Did Christopher Davis really come face-to-face with a seven-foot reptilian creature? Or is there more to this Southern cryptid tale than meets the eye?

But don’t settle into your swamp chair just yet! Randy Roadkill Ronaldo is here with some much-needed survival tips, teaching you "How to Spot a Reptilian in Public." From skinny jeans and strange drinks to smug smirks, Randy’s hilarious insights will have you second-guessing every trendy person you meet. Could your boss be a cold-blooded overlord? It’s more likely than you think!

Sylvia Slade takes us on a mystical detour, revealing the truth behind Reptilians in Secret Societies. With her sharp wit and cosmic charm, she’ll help you spot these scaly socialites hiding among us—whether they're basking under UVB lamps or fumbling with chopsticks at high-society events!

And what’s a cryptid-themed episode without a scathing review from Vinny Vitriol? Our resident cynic tears apart three reptilian-centric films: They Live, Jupiter Ascending, and Lizard Man. Spoiler alert: he doesn’t hold back on the sarcasm. Prepare for hilariously bitter commentary on sunglasses-fueled revolutions, half-wolf hybrids with rocket boots, and rubber-suited monsters.

From cryptid legends to shape-shifting conspiracies, this episode slithers across strange territory, bringing you laughs, chills, and plenty of reptilian revelations. Don’t forget to visit cryptozoo-tees.com for all your monstrous wardrobe needs!

Tune in now, stay curious, and remember—if someone blinks sideways, you might want to run!