Chaney’s close call with Hat Man makes Robert think of another man with a hat who called him a “poser”. Call them Kutie Perry as you get to hear through song why being a barista is the pits while they sing “Last Friday Shift”. Robert tells a tale of escaping through a window from a roommate with wandering eyes and yes, there’s a song for that story too!

Who needs spring showers when Robert and Chaney take multiple showers? These two get all cleaned up to talk about home laser treatment for dogs, as well as the woman in Chelsea who read their animals minds. Don’t scream WTF as Robert brings up Marc Maron's SNL audition. Please refrain from burping up bubles as Chaney tells Robert about Michael Buble's recent shroom trip with sober king, Will Arnett, in the passenger seat. Watch your step as they induct 50 Cent onto the Walk of Fame, while giving his pretty sister Eminem some cred on a movie well done. They'll only know you listened to the end if you’re able to tell them who Josh Brolin Chalamakes himself come out for in a poem wilder than a response to Bret Easton Ellis tweet in 2011.