This week: A Fifth Circuit Judge auditions as a Real Housewife at a recent convention of your favorite fascist phrenologists! Also: the most delightfully unhinged book we've read in 2024.

Watch Edith Jones's Burn Book.
- 36:40 - Edith's screed starts.
- 1:03:35 - Edith whips out her Steve Vladeck Burn Book.
- 1:06:10 - Steve asks what the attack was in a particular tweet, and Edith slams her hand down on the table in exasperation.
- 1:07:53 - Steve responds.
- 1:23:16 - Pauline! What are you doing here?!

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This week: Sordid stealing and a slippery, social-climbing CEO at start-up Slync. Also: (Extremely former) US Bankruptcy Judge David Jones and Jackson Walker are back in the news as unethical chickens come home to roost.

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We're back! Come for the extreme open records request action, stay for the confectionery smut. Smelling salts and fainting couch optional.

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Happy last birthday, America! Today: tomfoolery and malarkey at Wisconsin-based home improvement company Menards.

Also: KP is officially a Minnesotan!

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We're back this week with: an eclipse recap, JJ's TikTok FYP, Gita Sankano's lawsuit against MLA Global, an Arizona Cardinals update, and Elon Musk and his lawyer Alex Spiro behaving badly in Musk's latest defamation case.

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How many people can fit in the criminal conspiracy clown car before the wheels come off? This week's Larry Lawyer tests the limits of a little money laundering between all his closets friends and acquaintances. Also: Wendy's surge pricing, F1, who TF did Reesa Teesa marry, and other hot toppies.

Check out Reesa Teesa's "Who TF Did I Marry" TikTok playlist here. Her profile is here.
Listen to LBB on How I Lawyer with Jonah Perlin!

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What happens when you're casual about privilege and confidentiality, and your safeword is "material nonpublic information"? 🚀🚀🚀DIAMOND HANDS TO THE MOON BABY.🚀🚀🚀

Also: Gina Carano's Mandalorian lawsuit.

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Dive into the dysfunction, drama, dirty deeds, racial discrimination, and misogyny (allegedly) pervasive through the Arizona Cardinals football team. Also: Eat dirt, Elon!

Visual representation of Jeff Bezos's wealth.

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