Episodes

  • Hear Me Roar!
    Dec 17 2024

    In today’s episode, the men can take the backseat as we welcome Shannon Blackburn to the show and let her take the wheel. Get ready for a scenic tour through dating in your 50s and - gentlemen - take some notes because the d*ck pics have run their course.

    We recorded this on the day after Thanksgiving, but due to the weeks-long turkey and booze-fueled hangover, we’re a bit behind in getting it out. We’re quite flawed individuals who make questionable choices around the holiday—and every other day of the year.

    Tune in and get yer learn on, party people. Let’s go!

    Make sure to leave us a rating and review!

    Executive Produced and Mixed by RJ Freitag

    Hosted by Brad Martin and Jessica Poessiger

    Guest: Shannon Blackburn @MajorBlackburn512

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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • Whipple Our Fannies
    Nov 29 2024

    In today’s episode, we’re talking sh*t - 1800s style. As you’ll soon see, the 19th century was the golden age of slang and talking smack. Hell, even the fart catchers joined in the fun!

    Buckle up as we take you on a carriage ride through America’s age of adolescence, where innocence was lost and the insults were abundantly eloquent.

    We’ll stop the ride in the modern age as we examine whatever the hell these kids call slang today. Maddox, our panel expert on dumb ass kids, walks us down that windy and confusing road.

    This one is bussin, no cap, so let's go, sigmas!

    Hosted by Brad Martin and Jessica Poessiger

    Executive Produced and Mixed by RJ Freitag

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Latchless: America’s Trusted News Source
    Nov 24 2024

    In today’s episode, we get you up to speed with current events from all across the world, but we do it on our terms.

    That’s right, you’re going to hear the news we want you to hear and NONE of it will be about politics. Keep scrolling along with all the other doomsayers for that mess.

    Instead, we’re going to focus on everyday ordinary people just like us. From questionable kayaking trips with giant fu€

    Let’s get our news on, ya lovely little basket of freaks… let’s go!!

    Hosted by Brad Martin and Jessica Poessiger

    Executive Produced and Mixed by RJ Freitag

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Fly me to the Moon...Towers
    Nov 9 2024

    In today’s episode, we’ve teamed up with Scooby and Shaggy as we saddle up in the Mystery Mobile - complete with a flux capacitor - and head to the heart of Austin, TX, circa 1885. We’re on the hunt for the world’s very first serial killer - The Servant Girl Annihilator.

    It appears that the city’s residents of the time got this guy confused with Santa Claus, though… instead of leaving out cookies and milk, they opted for the family axe and a sandbag or two. Seems like door locks weren’t all the rage back then either.

    If you’ve ever wondered what all of those seemingly odd towers around Central Austin were for, tune in and get your history on!

    Let’s go, our fellow freaks!

    Hosted by Brad Martin and Jessica Poessiger

    Executive Produced and Mixed by RJ Freitag

    www.latchless.com

    Email us at latchlesspodcast@gmail.com

    Articles referenced in this episode:

    https://austin.culturemap.com/news/city-life/10-10-18-servant-girl-murders-history/

    https://troytaylorbooks.blogspot.com/2014/01/the-servant-girl-unsolved-and.html

    https://www.mysanantonio.com/150years/major-stories/slideshow/Servant-girl-murders-in-Austin-108176.php

    https://www.texasmonthly.com/true-crime/capital-murder/

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    1 hr and 48 mins
  • Texas Haunts- Our Halloween Episode!
    Oct 27 2024

    In today’s episode, we’re not dicking around. We cut right to the chase as we embark on a (literally) sobering tour of Texas’ spookiest spots on the map - and Brad isn’t having it. Not only is he shaking with fright in the corner, he’s butchering the sh*t out of the stories. He can write, folks, but he needs a crash course in 3rd grade level reading.

    Jessica is in her element, though, and decides it would be fun to sick one of her creepy haunted dolls on Brad. We’re pretty sure he cried in the car on the way home.

    So whether you’re into spooky season or not, you don’t wanna miss this one. Let’s go!!

    Executive Produced and Mixed by RJ Freitag

    Hosted by Brad "Scaredy Pants" Martin and Jessica "Queen of Halloween" Poessiger

    Articles and sites referenced in this episode:

    Theservantgirlmurders.com

    https://ghostcitytours.com/san-antonio/haunted-places/haunted-alamo-ghosts/

    https://www.emilymorganhotel.com/

    http://www.ccspookcentral.com/Evidence/Investigations/2007/Blackbeards01122007/Page.html

    http://www.blackbeards.restaurant/mobile/ghost-stories.html

    https://www.thetremonthouse.com/history/

    https://www.emilymorganhotel.com/about/building-history/

    http://www.blackbeards.restaurant/mobile/ghost-stories.html

    https://www.thealamo.org/remember

    https://austinghosts.com

    https://nightlyspirits.com/ghosts-of-austin-texas-buffalo-billiards/

    https://driskillhotel.com/about/timeline/

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    1 hr and 59 mins
  • Frozen in Fright
    Oct 19 2024

    In today’s episode, we remind everyone that we suck and deserve to be punished (yes, please). Why didn’t anybody tell us we sounded like sh*t?! Well, you can’t say it now because we finally figured it out and we. sound. like. ANGELS!!

    We decided to celebrate our newfound clarity with a kickoff to spooky season! We talk all things haunted and horrific, and Brad pees himself a little bit. He’s not a fan of horror. Oh, and Jess is indeed scared… she just can’t show it as her face is frozen. She just won this year’s Botox Challenge and she’s smiling ear to ear, you just can’t see it.

    When we do things, we do them BIG, people! So let’s get this party started!!

    Executive Produced and. Mixed by RJ Freitag

    Hosted by Brad Martin and Jessica Poessiger

    MERCH! www.latchless.com

    Want to send us a message? Got a story you absolutely need heard on the pod? Email us!

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Are you ready for some Ffff…fact checking?
    Sep 24 2024

    In today’s episode, we are distracted by shiny objects. In this case, those shiny objects are the numerous Lombardi Trophies won by The KANSAS CITY MF’n CHEIFS!

    That’s right, it’s football funday Sunday so we ditch this party a bit early to scream at the TV for a few hours, but not before we do a bit of fact checking on our own bullsh*t. Turns out, we’re both full of it.

    Oh, and apparently, Jess is hilarious in this episode (she forced me to type that).

    Get in, shut up, and hold on. Let’s go, party people!

    Hosted by Brad Martin an Jessica Poessiger

    Executive Produced and Mixed by RJ Freitag

    Email us! latchlesspodcast@gmail.com

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    50 mins
  • Shenanigan Stampede
    Sep 14 2024

    In today’s episode, you can run but you can’t hide from the nonsense that falls out of our mouths. That’s right, no shelter can withstand F9 sh*tstorm that is coming straight at you and, spoiler alert, you’re all unpaid extras in next summer’s academy award winning blockbuster.

    We might start soft, but we come correct soon after as we whisk you away to a magical place called - South Dakota, the home where the buffaloes (and Ruffaloes) roam.

    It’s go time, party people, so saddle up and make sure you sign the waiver!

    Executive Produced and Mixed by RJ Freitag

    Hosted by Brad Martin and Jessica Poessiger

    Got a story we should share? Email us latchlesspodcast@gmail.com

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    1 hr and 39 mins