Day 3 is here and we have our first guest curator of the 31 Days of Howling Beast. Jeffery X Martin has been tasked to cover The Beast That Killed Women. Not much of a plot here. There’s a gorilla who’s attacking young nudists in Florida. Police are baffled, tops are non existent…….you get the gist. This is just the first of many guests on this run but this one is pretty great.

What happens when the saddest priest in the world takes on the Devil himself, who has taken the form of a king cobra? Join your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema, X and Cootie, as they sink their fangs into the 1981 movie Jaws of Satan! This movie happened! Hear Mark Ball pick up the Landline of the Damned! Hear Chef Al reveal the identity of one of his first celebrity crushes! Hear Cootie and X get drunk and spoil this movie from Hell to breakfast! All your favorite segments are here, and so are the ones you don’t like! [Sorry, kids. We’ve got a format and we’re sticking to it.] Let Kiss the Goat slither into your earholes and make monkey noises!
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It’s banana bread and bloodletting in the Bible Belt on this episode of Kiss the Goat as X and Cootie take a long look at the 2010 movie, The Last Exorcism! Cootie and X take a deep dive into the film and talk frankly about their experiences in charismatic churches, the efficacy of exorcisms, and that movie’s controversial and divisive ending. X and Cootie attempt to follow a banana bread recipe straight from the movie, because why wouldn’t they? Chillerpop creator Rolph Picler answers the Landline of the Damned! Allan McPherson returns to the dark fold with a Recipe from Hell! Cootie and X drink! They answer your questions! They crawl on their bellies like a reptile! [This episode is two and a half hours long! What were we thinking?] Anoint your earholes with some sweet oil and hallelujah this episode right up into your Amen Corner!

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Celebrate Cootie’s birthday with this humongous, jam-packed episode in which X and Cootie discuss Mausoleum 1983, the winner of the Acolyte’s Choice listening poll! What’s not to love about demonic breasts? Long-time friend of the show Allan McPherson reveals his workout regimen when he answers the call of the void on the Landline of the Damned! Cootie answers questions from listeners! Bloopers! Birthday wishes for our High Priestess! Learn about Cootie and X’s second date and find out what X got Cootie for her birthday! [Hint: it’s large and girthy.] Prepare yourself for slurred words, foul language, and generally bad ideas on this extra-super-shiny-special episode of Kiss the Goat! Stick it in your ears… and rip the knob off!
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It’s a birthday celebration at the Online Shrine of Satanic Cinema as Cootie and X discuss William Girdler’s Native American sort-of-but-not-really possession movie, The Manitou. What did Mistress Stephanie give X for his birthday? Not that. No, not that either. You’ll just have to listen and find out. Also: an experiment in demonic possession for movie fans, Gary Hill of the Cinema Beef Podcast picks up the Landline of the Damned, and X and Cootie finally discuss the Conjureverse! Hashtag this episode #NeckBaby4Life! Ram this episode into your earholes and let the entertainment splooge out!

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On this stultifying episode of Kiss the Goat, your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema, X and Cootie (respectively) undergo The Rite 2011 in which Sir Anthony Hopkins bitch-slaps a five-year-old girl and laughs about it! Host of Hello! This is the Doomed Show Richard Glenn Schmidt picks up the Landline of the Damned and discovers the calls are coming from OUTSIDE THE HOUSE! Also: Who could kill a child? A Sri Lankan exorcist, that’s who! Push your boundaries with this episode’s Grandmaster Challenge during Drinking With the Devil! Plus: who makes better goat noises– Cootie or X? It’s all here waiting to submerge itself in the delicious moistness of your earholes on Kiss the Goat!

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In this thrilling episode of Kiss the Goat, Cootie and X examine Mario Bava’s movie from the early 1970s, Lisa and the Devil. Is it really a Devil flick or just another freakin’ reincarnation movie? Plus: another surprising appearance by Allida Valli, Rae Tysun and Persphone Agàpe take the call during the Number of the Geeks segment, and does Satan electrocute meth users? Get all this infotainment and answers to more of the Acolytes’ burning questions in the latest installment of Ask the Goat! Insert Show A into Earhole B and let the madness of Kiss the Goat slowly seep into your headbrain!

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On this episode of Kiss the Goat, Cootie and X take a mortified look at Alberto De Martino’s possession movie THE ANTICHRIST 1974. This film features multiple exorcisms, bad table manners and heavily implied goat kissing! Also: a super special secret guest (okay, it’s Jamie J. Sammons) picks up the phone during the Number of the Geeks segment and — at last — it’s the triumphant return of Ask the Goat! We don’t think you’re ready for this hell-y, but please stick this show right into your hungry ears and let the weirdness seep into your headbrain!

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