Episodes

  • PROJECT MONARCH-"MK-CONFROSTIGATED"
    Jan 28 2025

    This episode the boys are covering the C.I.A.'s control of Candy Jones, MKULTRA, Project: MONARCH, mind control, & Michael Jackson. Say whaaaat? There's actually quite a bit of connective tissue...BELIEVE IT...OR NOT! Also, a whole lotta drug talk! All this plus "What's Weird This Week?" where we cover YET ANOTHER incident of fast food instigated assault, some black market narcotic stock tips, and a Musky old "ratzi"! Give it a listen and get CONFROSTIGATED!

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    Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves, also featuring "Little Green Bags" (Instrumental Version) and "Enigma" by Enya or some shit

    SOURCES :

    https://www.amazon.com/Control-Candy-Jones-Donald-Bain/dp/1522839100

    https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/cold-fries-case-236901

    https://www.cbp.gov/border-security/frontline-against-fentanyl *

    *"Worm" (don't ask)

    https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2025/1/21/musk-accused-of-giving-nazi-salute-during-trump-inauguration-celebrations


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    1 hr and 59 mins
  • SLEEP PARALYSIS-"WET NIGHTMARES"
    Jan 21 2025

    SWEET DREAMS EVERYBODY! This week we're talking about sleep paralysis and it's connections to alien abduction, witchcraft, and demonology (amongst other things...DIRTY things!) That's right, there's a weird as hell sexual component to this mysterious sleepy brain glitch and the fellas get IN. TO. IT! What the hell is up with sleep paralysis? Give this episode a listen and find out all about it. AND NO! We won't be talking about our dreams the whole time, we really ZAZZED this one up for ya folks! ENJOY!

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    Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves, also ft. "Budos Rising" by The Budos Band


    SOURCES:

    *https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/crack/counselor-crack-275694

    *https://x.com/Kazi5isAlive/status/1875915662474010907

    *https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=4361477

    *https://www.burlingtonnews.net/abductionflourescents.html

    *https://moneymorning.com/2012/02/22/why-chimps-throw-poop-and-17-other-examples-of-government-waste/


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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • CRYPTOTERRESTRIALS-"DEEP IN THE GULF OF FREEDOM FRIES"
    Jan 15 2025

    W'ZUP! This episode the fellas cover the Mac Tonnies book "The Cryptoterrestrials" as well as a basic run through of just what some of the other more popular alternative theories besides the popular ETH (extraterrestrial hypothesis) or the interdimensional/ ultraterrestrial theory are floating around out their, that may offer an explanation as to just what "THEY" are! All that plus a piping hot fresh serving of "What's Weird This Week?" featuring a cop as handsy as an octopus, another Laurel Canyon mystery corpse, and a veritable smorgasbord of ridiculousness ending with enigmatic KABOOMS! SHOVES IT UP IN YOOOOOO BRAINS MANG!

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    Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves, also ft. "The Blue Wrath" by I, Monster , "Who Lives Up That Hill" by Idokay, & "Little Spanish Flea" by Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass Band! THANKS AGAIN TO ALL OUR AWESOME LISTENERS!


    ALSO! Check out the Harvard paper on Mac Tonnies' very own "cryptoterrestrial theory"!

    https://www.researchgate.net/publication/381405238_The_cryptoterrestrial_hypothesis_A_case_for_scientific_openness_to_a_concealed_earthly_explanation_for_Unidentified_Anomalous_Phenomena


    SOURCES:

    *Dubious Nature of Hypnotic Regression for Alien Abductions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOQ2ENe7_XY

    *Masturbating Cop: https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/porn-cop-287569

    *Rothschild Impersonator?: https://nypost.com/2024/12/04/us-news/eccentric-killed-in-la-fire-was-imposter-of-rothschild-dynasty/

    *Barisal Guns: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barisal_guns



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    1 hr and 41 mins
  • "TRANSYUGGOTHIAN OCCULT UFOLOGY"
    Jan 8 2025

    Here's a weird one for ya folks! It may sound like Mike is on drugs, but trust me when I say he was soberish the whooooole time! This one covers the strange nexus between the occult and ufology. Along for the ride are a few mentions, tangents, & digressions into such related topics as Lovecraft, Kenneth Grant, Typhonian occultism, sex magick, occult eugenics, & half-human hybrids! This is essentially a bonus episode comprised of all the weird little leftovers that had no place in our upcoming next episode on aliens. ALSO! Because we love ya & would like to inspire an environment in which we can trade or introduce one another to new research sources, check out the links below to download eBook pdfs on yet another tangentially related topic...the North & South Poles and Polar Mythology! XOXOXO! Jah bless!


    Opening/closing theme: "Workaday World" by Jack Beaver, also featuring "Farmers Market of The Beast" (instrumental version) by Omid/The Shapeshifters, ALSO! Check out the band called "Transyuggothian" as well as "John Falvo & The Daggers"!

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    Evil Eye Nebula: https://www.instagram.com/nasa/p/CL2a0MnFlaa/

    Evil Eye Nebula 2: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRcMFEQ3FzzQK6gaoI67SIAfYvvtcEWetEbxA&s

    Chod Ritual: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C3%B6d

    SURE HOPE THESE STILL WORK...

    *At the centre of the world - polar symbolism discovered in Celtic, Norse and Other ritualized landscapes https://libgen.li/ads.php?md5=174db60c351298afbe99d487cd64a7f4 *Arktos: The Polar Myth in Science, Symbolism, and Nazi Survival https://libgen.li/ads.php?md5=1db0bcf159a6cacd55ffe5d0f2897202

    *Polaria, the Gift of the White Stone ($2600 ON AMAZON!)

    https://libgen.li/ads.php?md5=49ce772caaf2d03d42e663e8fbe5c9ff


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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • MANSON FINALE-"HOW THE SAUSAGE IS MADE"
    Jan 1 2025

    Here it is folks! This one has more of the actual MKULTRA recipe for creating an acid casualty assassin! Soak it on up! Also, check out this related book report:


    https://www.erowid.org/library/review/review_test_tube_murders1.shtml


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    55 mins
  • CHUCKY MANSON-"FIIIIIFFFFFFF HORSEMANSON!"
    Jan 1 2025

    Here it is folks! The (pen)ULTIMATE Charles Manson episode! This one covers just about a little bit of everything: MKULTRA, Hollywood, Son of Sam, Mae Brussell, the mob, Operation: GLADIO, Scientology, and all of your most very favorite things! Mike will be dropping the final Manson episode ASAP! Enjoy!

    Opening/closing music: "Blood in The Gutter (Yikes!)" by Laurie Johnson

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    2 hrs and 3 mins
  • WHAT'S WEIRD THIS WINTER ROUND UP-Mangione, Drones/Plasmoids, Polarization, Captagon, The Occult Roots of TV, & Guess That Fetish!
    Dec 22 2024
    Here's what people are saying about "The Kooks, Cranks, & Iconoclasts Podcast"! "WTF are you talking about? What is that?" -Pope Francis "It's a subtle mix of poignant insight, fiendishly clever dialogue, an unmitigated retardation!" -Marjorie Taylor Green "(Kooks, Cranks, & Iconoclasts") is cheeky, ribald, and highly problematic!" -Podcaster's Weekly In this highly "polarizing" W.W.T.W.? roundup, we're catching up on the two biggest news stories of the last few weeks, those being "drones" (if that's indeed what they are) and "that whole Mangione Situation". Not only that but we also cover 2024's word of the year: "polarization", the fall of the Assad regime bringing to light the production of mass quantities of the drug "Captagon", the occult roots of television & some of the intersections between technology & spiritualism, & then we close out with an impromptu game of "The Fetish Guessing Game of Problematic Paraphilias" (and it's not the only impromptu unwholesomeness this episode as Chris & Spencer spring a game of "Show & Tell" on Mike... & it's awful. ) This episode may appeal to those who are fans of old school Howard Stern & FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE! If you're one of our relatives...maybe sit this one out. The secret word for the week is (made up!): "PLUTOPHAGES!" EAT THE RICH! YOU KNOW YOU HUNGRY! Email us!: kooksandcranks@gmail.com Insta: https://www.instagram.com/kooks_cranks_iconoclasts/ FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61554539459465 *Intermission from 1:21-1:22 SOURCES: Luigi Mangione: *https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp9nxee2r0do *https://x.com/Rush1776Rush/status/1866214093973262800?prefetchTimestamp=1734893108467 Nancy Pelosi stocks (NOTE: Trade at your own risk.): *https://www.capitoltrades.com/politicians/P000197 Drones & plasmoids/plasma weirdness: *https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-_ZIby5zaIA *https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AsYgD9P855I *https://www.scirp.org/journal/paperinformation?paperid=131506 *https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOB/comments/1alxugc/from_nasa_report_pdf_on_living_plasma_in_our/ *https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOB/comments/1alxugc/from_nasa_report_pdf_on_living_plasma_in_our/ *https://www.cultofweird.com/science/andrew-crosse-experiment/#google_vignette The Word for 2024 is..."Polarization" (AAAAAAAAGHHHH!): *https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/word-of-the-year Assad, Syria, & "Captagon": *https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fenethylline The Occult Roots of Television: *https://gizmodo.com/an-occult-history-of-the-television-set-1521354168 Paraphilias & fetishes: *https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias
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    1 hr and 58 mins
  • LIL' CHUCKY MANSON 1.5-"PREPERATION H(ealter Skelter)!"
    Dec 18 2024

    WAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZAAAAAAAA(*achem!*)AAP! Because there's just so damn much Manson related craziness, we're kicking out this bonus one-point-fiver episode to help clear our info overflowing coffers, for you, our listeners & subscribers in the grip of morbid curiosity! You guys are great and you keep us going, so THANKS A ZILLION! IT'S A REAL NUMBER! MAYBE? Anyways this joint covers the rest of the Manson Family's weird connections to groups like The Process Church of The Final Judgement or The Kirke Order of Dog Blood...wuzzah? Not only that but we'll get into some of Charlie's Beatles related numerology responsible for influencing the "Helter Skelter" mythos! It's both mindblowing & yet supremely stupefying at the same time. CRAM IT IN YO' HEAD Y'ALL!

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    Music featured in this episode includes: "Little Spanish Flea" by Herb Alpert, "Stay Away" (Instrumental Version) originally performed by Nirvana & covered by Charles Bradley & The Menahan Street Band, & "The Patty Duke Show" theme song.


    SOURCE: "The Shadow Over Santa Susanna" by Adam Gorightly



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    54 mins