In addition to the fact that they’re downright delicious, oranges offer quite a lot. They’re fragrant, for one, and the vitamin C they’re chock full of helps the body in tons of ways: protecting cells against damage, boosting your immune system, fighting cancer-causing radicals, helping create collagen, and much more. Then there’s the fact that […]

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In addition to the fact that they’re downright delicious, oranges offer quite a lot. They’re fragrant, for one, and the vitamin C they’re chock full of helps the body in tons of ways: protecting cells against damage, boosting your immune system, fighting cancer-causing radicals, helping create collagen, and much more. Then there’s the fact that this delightful citrus fruit lends itself so naturally to humor. I mean, who among us doesn’t have a few orange puns or orange jokes up our sleeve?

Looking for even more citrus puns to add to your arsenal? If so, you’re in the right place. We’ve got orange jokes that will “ap-peel” to a broad audience. Both kids and grownups will think they’re a ton of fun, if not a bit cheesy. So, if you’re ready for some quality orange zingers, keep reading. Below, you’ll find our sidesplitting collection of orange jokes, puns, and one-liners to keep your whole family entertained.

Best Orange Puns and One-Liners

1. Bitter late than never.

2. I’m not sure if you know this, but I’m kind of a big peel.

3. Better late than navel.

4. All zest up, no place to grow!

5. Don’t call us — peel call you.

6. The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.”

7. I’m scared I’m turning orange. Hopefully, it’s just a pigment of my imagination!

8. Help me orange things around here.

9. I’m not half the person I juiced to be.

10. Peel the burn.

11. Orange you glad you met me?

12. Fruity is only skin deep.

13. Can you peel the love tonight?

14. Back to the daily grind.

15. All you seed is love.

16. Mind your own squeezewax!

17. You’re my zest friend.

18. It’s all about the peel good factor.

19. I give this orange the peel of approval.

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