Welcome back to Jacked, tann-ish and definitely snarky, where we dissect the chaos of modern life with wit, wisdom, and just a touch of exhaustion.

This week, we start by shouting out our loyal listeners (hi, Carrie, David, and Jamie—you’re the real MVPs). Then we dive headfirst into Love After Lockup, a show that proves love knows no bounds—or brain cells. From there, we chat about the Yellowstone finale that wasn’t actually a finale, because apparently, dragging things out is a vibe.

We mourn Chelsea’s fallen Christmas tree and shattered ornaments, and observe the superstitious magic of shouting “rabbit rabbit” into the void. Jenny shares a horse story and her unexpected preference for the word “dookie” (we’re nothing if not linguistically inventive), and we delve into the gritty lives of barn cats who could probably take over the world if they cared enough.

There’s also a candid chat about motherhood phases, from craving a last-minute date night to regretting buying a three-row SUV. We unpack the mystery of the TikTok dancer in the snow, recap Wicked with all the dramatic flair it deserves, and take a moment to side-eye Ariana Grande’s dating choices.

To wrap it up, we debate whether thoughtful gifts or cold hard cash win the holidays, and Chelsea has a heartfelt lament about her ever-growing collection of gray hairs. Spoiler alert: aging is a scam.

Pour a drink, get cozy, and join us for an episode that’s equal parts chaos and catharsis.

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We’re back with another wildly relatable and slightly ridiculous episode! Join us as we ramble through topics ranging from the serious to the absurd. We kick things off with a migraine-fueled plea for more naps—because honestly, sleep might just solve everything.

From there, it’s a game show roast session: why we’d epically fail at Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune, but maybe dominate Family Feud (survey says?). Plus, our lukewarm attempt to channel Vanna White.

Next stop: Broadway snark. We dissect our Wicked experience, including our candlelight concert adventure and the thrill—or lack thereof—of theater seats. And don’t worry, Real Housewives fans, there’s plenty of hot takes on Lisa Barlow, designer bags, and her inexplicable hatred of fresh Italian food.

Of course, we couldn’t resist a holiday-themed derailment. Expect chats about Christmas plans, Thanksgiving travel, our shiny new couch, and the eternal struggle of Christmas cards (send them? burn them?). We even sprinkle in some septic system woes and old house repair rants, because adulthood is just one glamorous crisis after another.

Finally, we wrap things up with “Campsgiving” plans, Cali rainstorms, and a few too many laughs about Chelsea’s Thanksgiving camping adventure. So grab a snack, maybe a Coach purse (obviously not Lisa Barlow-approved), and join us for a chaotic ride through life’s quirks and snark-worthy.

Minutes (for Carrie):

Intro and talk about migraines

4:10- Nap/sleep more migraine talk

5:32- Slang and Jeapordy and Wheel of Fortune and Price is right (and how much we’d suck at them)

8:52- Family feud

10:11- Wicked

11:09- Candle Light Concert

11:37- Seats at Wicked

12:04- Real Housewives

33:14- Christmas plans (Chelsea's new couch)

36:00- Christmas cards

37:00- Thanksgiving plans and travel

38:41- Cali rain storm

40:41- Septic systems and old house repairs

45:00- Chelsea’s Thanksgiving camping plans

45:40- RHOSLC Lisa Barlow/Coach purse

49:50- Lisa Barlow hates fresh Italian food

50:23- Campsgiving/Thanksgiving

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In this episode, we dive headfirst into the chaos that is our collective exhaustion from *daylight saving time* (yes, it’s “saving,” not “savings”—get it right or get out). We’ll chat about sleep hacks that probably won’t work but make us feel productive, and the cold plunge trend that has everyone pretending to be Vikings for better recovery.

Then, we unpack my latest gym crisis, and outsourcing fitness to ChatGPT, because apparently that’s a thing. We’ll also dissect the latest *Real Housewives of Salt Lake City* drama and why Lisa’s diet should be declared a national emergency.

And of course, we’ll touch on the annual madness of decorating for Christmas, complete with bribing the kids to hang ornaments with promises of In-N-Out’s free hot cocoa. More festive meltdowns to come—stay tuned!

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