Can we get off the runway, please? Dude's scared to talk on the phone. This anti pineapple rhetoric will not stand.

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Show and tell at work day. Some 9 year old got a real tattoo and the internet is divided, as always. What could go wrong with bring your own bucket day?

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We don't really know what to do when the pigs attack. The best of ppl, the worst of ppl. Are you telling me they're Pershings???

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Stupid Yellowstone isn't gonna blow for awhile now. Banned hot dogs!!! Apparently Danger's going to Silk today.

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Bring back the waterbed! Coin convo returns. The driveway jerker.

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The legos killed everybody. One sauce to rule them all. Be nice to the Fakers, whores don't grow on trees.

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Charles in Charge now. 2025 Predictions. Sonny Mayo!!!

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The Xmas Eve Nutjob is pretty proud of himself. Psycho goat killer on the loose. Squatchin' got ya killed.

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