Kurt Money and Kateline discuss the 2015 murder of Connie Dabate as covered in the Dateline episode, "The Secrets of Birch View Drive," that aired two Fridays ago prior to K$ spilling an energy drink on his laptop and forcing a dark week of the pod. But K$ and KL are back in the saddle and having a blast discussing the fat Vin Diesel that supposedly attacked Rick Dabate in the closet, the money saving value of a turkey baster pregnancy, and the Law & Order: Special Victims Unit vibe that real courtrooms are lacking today. YES OR NO, DETECTIVE!

Kurt Money and Kateline keep that Vault train rolling with another old Dateline to discuss since Keith and Co. are still on their holiday vacah. Notice we didn't call this Dateline a "banger." 'Twas not a banger but you know this episode of iLH is! KM is on a Murphdoggian jag in this episode and K$ and KL are loving every second of it. Bolo? BOLO?!?! Listen now!

Video version goes live on the iLH YouTube channel (Aisle H, @imlesterholt) at 3pm EST today!! Not only does it have video of what we're talking about throughout the ep, it also features Kurt Money's favorite transition he has ever crafted and of course, it's a MacGruber reference.

Dateline's still on the rerun train, it being the holidays and all, but Kurt Money and Kateline are here with brand new thoughts on another From The Vault. It's not hosted by any of the Main Four, but it is still pretty dope considering it deals with a type of blue paint that is the only antidote to thallium poisoning and also the FBI is involved being all gatekeepy about it. Also, K$ makes the usual stretches to get some classic Seinfeld, Breaking Bad and Kenny Powers clips in the show. Get what you deserve. Get the Sony. You gotta listen! Not only for the usual iLHness but because of a MASSIVE MASSIVE UPDATE!!!!!

Stick around to the end of the episode for an update on everyone's favorite dawg, MURPHDOG, and his whereabouts. This required an emergency recording sesh between Future Kurt and Future Kate.

Somewhere, Remy Ramsaran weeps because he has just been dethroned as the funniest AC interview ever. Holtheads...meet Nicholas Alahverdian. Or Nicholas Rossi. Or Arthur Knight, innocent Irish orphan. None of those are jokes and all very real. Listen now to hear K$ and Kateline lose their minds over the idea that this DUMMY thought he could fool anyone, ever. And if you don't listen? Well, that would be a right low blow.

Video version coming to YouTube on Saturday!! Check it out for visuals of this absolute toolbag in his element, element being gas mask and wheelchair. Also the video version will be like 10-15% different than the audio version because K$ refuses to let sound effects be in the audio version that will only make sense in the video version. So now they're different. Kinda!

Kurt Money and Kateline take another trip through the vault to arrive in Oregon, 2016, where Aisling Tucker Wyn Moore-Reed is out on bail for shooting her Uncle Shane in cold blood. Sure, she's got a murder trial coming up...but that's no reason not to audition for the role of a killer in a horror movie AND be super difficult on the set of a musical. And like Keith says in the episode, just like that..."A STAR IS BORN."

Video version posting to YouTube this weekend! Just audio this week on Spotify.

No new Dateline last week? No problem, Kurt Money and Kateline were off to the vault for an oldie but dang sure a goodie, "At the Bottom of the Lake." Montana, 1982: A Cessna 150 crash lands in Little Bitterroot Lake. A young couple had stolen a plane in Canada the day before but when the plane is pulled to the surface in Montana, there's only one body in it. Where's the other one? And was it murder? Or was it another tragic retelling of Romeo & Juliet? KM hosts and K$ and Kateline got plenty of opinions on the guy in the episode and the book he wrote. Also...America's Most Wanted: Final Justice shoutout! Get ready, holtheads.

The 1996 murder of Georgia businessman Lance Herndon is discussed on the most recent episode of Dateline, so you know Kurt Money and Kateline are here with thoughts on every second of it. But before they get to the episode, K$ has an update on the search for Murphdog. Spoiler: It aint great! We're worried about our boy!!! Murphdog, reach out, the iLH crew wants to know you're still in the game. Watch the video version of this on Youtube (@imlesterholt) to see visuals of what is discussed, like shots from the trial, Talana stirring the pot, and of course....the GUM WRAPPERS.

Kurt Money and Kateline breakdown the newest episode of Dateline, "Deadly Dance," hosted by Andrea Canning. In September of 2020, Ashley Benefield shot her ex-husband in self-defense. Or DID she? LoL. Also the episode is called "Deadly Dance" because some called this the Black Swan murder because Ashley was a former ballerina and, well, Natalie Portman played a ballerina in Black Swan who does not kill anyone. This is what we call in the business, a "stretch." Such a stretch, that K$ and Kateline both forgot to mention it at all! So that's why they don't talk about the Black Swan connection during the episode or even during their lists. But watch this in video form on Spotify or YouTube or listen to it however you get your podcasts, K$ and Kateline don't care how the Holtheads Holt, just as long as the Holtin' is Happenin'.

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