Episodes

  • An Inordinate Amount Of Seminal Fluid
    Dec 25 2024

    Lo, a savior is born! Come celebrate his arrival in the most appropriate way there is--with part 3 of our coverage of Night Killer, a 1990 slasher movie set during Christmastime. Guest Craig Dickey and I make a joyous sound with our voices as--wait, no, that's shrieking. That's just shrieking.

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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • That's A Euthanasia Right There
    Dec 11 2024

    Part 2 of Night Killer! Craig's mind is starting to come unmoored! Numbers! Numbers shall be our salvation! Numbers shall restore order to reality! NUMBARRRRGGGGHHHH

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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • I Call It "Fury Jelqing"
    Nov 27 2024

    In episode 4, guest Craig Dickey and I brave the impossible angles and recursive geometry of 1990 giallolike Night Killer. Buckle up, kids--this one's simultaneously one of the more tame but also one of the most disturbing ones yet.

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Incel Flatworms Is Your Takeaway Here
    Oct 16 2024

    Episode 3 is the laugh-a-minute messaround that is Harlan Ellison's A Boy and His Dog, a heartwarming post-apocalyptic tale set in 2024 which follows a young Don Johnson as he utilizes the world's only miraculously psychic dog to find and assault vulnerable women. He's the hero! Yay! Harmonica sting! This was absolutely the author's vision! My brother Matt is there too and he hates it!

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • It's Not A Slur, But When *You* Say It, It Is
    Sep 18 2024

    Technical difficulties necessitated some last minute equipment improvisation. Thanks for your patience.

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Four George Costanzas
    Sep 4 2024

    This is part 2 of our coverage of Richard Kelly's 2006 debacle, Southland Tales. A few audio issues with this one, sorry.

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    50 mins
  • A Radicalized Rachel Dolezal
    Aug 21 2024

    In episode 2, my brother Josh and I tragically sacrifice our lives attempting to piece together the specific sequence of events that led Richard Kelly to follow Donnie f*****g Darko with the atrocity that is Southland Tales. As we lay dying, Josh slightly hastens my expiry by crushing my windpipe, as revenge for the Justin Timberlake Killers musical number.



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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • No Swimmin' Women or Dragmen!
    Aug 7 2024

    The thrilling conclusion of SpaceHunter: Adventures In The Forbidden Zone!



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit glasshalves.substack.com
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    1 hr and 39 mins