Episodes

  • 276: I'd Rather Be Pregnant

    276: I'd Rather Be Pregnant
    Oct 30 2024
    Doctors can be frustrating, Carolyn’s friends aren’t robots, don’t ignore your ailments and hang with us on discord! Don’t be mean to us, teen years are for making mistakes, Crystal’s cat wants in on the convo and merch is on the way!

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • 275: I'm Calling America's Most Wanted

    275: I'm Calling America's Most Wanted
    Oct 25 2024
    Unexpected expenses are so rude, exes need to stay away, men still don’t know how to act and RIP MIMI.
    Customer service has gone down the toilet, we don’t want new technology, older kids are the pricey ones and we love a good dessert.

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • 274: Boner Killer

    274: Boner Killer
    Oct 17 2024
    So many birthdays, there’s guns at school, colonization never stopped and Crystal went thrifting with our patrons. Santana takes all the shine, back to back disgust, a little anal play might be fun and the exes always come back.

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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • 273: The Boozy Brothers

    273: The Boozy Brothers
    Oct 9 2024
    Happy Anniversary HD!!! Don't tell people what you think of their body, praying for Hurricane Milton, and we love a good Freudian slip. Teenagers are not always fun, hold your ankles, Pata Fria has a feminist leg and Oktoberfest is cute.

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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • 272: Let's Have Less

    272: Let's Have Less
    Oct 2 2024
    We’re sweating again, Billy had a pet raccoon, Pat’s vagina is causing serious problems and men shouldn’t work in gynecology. Is WW3 upon us, we’re not fighting to survive, Crystal is still talking to strangers and Peez wants long arms.

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • 271: Hubba Hubba

    271: Hubba Hubba
    Sep 25 2024
    Marcellus Williams shouldn’t have died, deathbed confessions are common, skunks are REEKING havoc and the car problems continue. We’re all tired of gross men, Pata Fria is a vehicular genius, kids driving and humans functioning with exposed brain deserve recognition.

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • 270: They Tried It

    270: They Tried It
    Sep 18 2024
    We’re ALL in trouble, Pata Fria and Carolyn are sisters, cigarettes are Crystal’s love language and dentists are scamming. Everyone’s getting hacked, FB marketplace is addicting, Crystal hates babies and Pat wants to be poly again.

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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • 269: A Game With No Winners

    269: A Game With No Winners
    Sep 11 2024
    Carolyn has had enough of Crystal, Peez is making great choices, decorating is fun and Stinkers has been having a rough week. Our kids are never moving out, we enjoy being recognized, pay attention to new moles and there’s a video going around that will terrify everyone.

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    1 hr and 30 mins