Episodes

  • 285: Do You Have Lover?

    285: Do You Have Lover?
    Jan 6 2025
    Crystal had some major dental work, RIP Cat Woman, we need a shed and car stuff can be overwhelming. Carolyn won’t listen and Jimbo might be her roommate, Pat’s phone is full of mysteries, Crystal discovered a disgusting way to get high and we love a thrifting score.

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • 284: Is He A Capricorn?

    284: Is He A Capricorn?
    Dec 28 2024
    Co-sleeping is amazing, a few cigs are good as a treat, the 90s had the best shoes and stockings are Crystal’s jam. Peez loves Jesus, women are magic, don’t be a mood killer and corporations are GREEDY.

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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • 283: Disgusting Gender

    283: Disgusting Gender
    Dec 22 2024
    Cults are fascinating, Carolyn’s chemical warfare, billionaires are scum and we’ve made some mistakes. Older kids are a different kind of stress, sometimes you just gotta explode, pigs contain human and nature provides everything we need.

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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • 282: Mark's Favorite Episode

    282: Mark's Favorite Episode
    Dec 15 2024
    Crystal had food poisoning and deleted our texts, Pat loves Home Depot and has been locked in with the DIYs. Playing 432hz at night might relax you OR terrorize your dreams, having kids later in life comes with a price.

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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • 281: Poor People Ornaments

    281: Poor People Ornaments
    Dec 7 2024
    1970 was 30yrs ago, Pat started a new tattoo, Crystal is researching classified CIA docs and CEOs should be worried. Humans aren’t meant to be this busy, we miss a well loved bear, inspect your butthole and old people do not want technology.

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • 280: Sponge On a Stick

    280: Sponge On a Stick
    Dec 1 2024
    It’s nice seeing family, salt might be causing migraines, Crystal was on a hunt for “Crisssssss” and we’re getting back in the gym. Experiences are better than toys for Xmas, Peez is thankful she’s beautiful, Grenandine is a lie and we want a rage room.

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • 279: Gay Christmas Love

    279: Gay Christmas Love
    Nov 24 2024
    Pat is your lesbian aunt that loves bowling, cigarettes are making a comeback, angry kids are not fun and angry cops are even worse. Everyone’s getting migraines, monitor your kid’s downloads, Facebook groups are a good time and basketball players are weirdly close.

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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • 278: Sweet Ass Ride

    278: Sweet Ass Ride
    Nov 17 2024
    The universe gave us a Christmas blessing, American dental work pricing is shameful, increase your fiber and stay away from the Bad News Bears. Peez is subscribing to things, Pata Fria has a type, aliens are here and get your HD merch while you can!

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    1 hr and 30 mins