We challenged ourselves to get one hour of commentary out of the 2024 sequel to Tim Burton's 1988 classic, "Beetlejuice".

You tell us how it went...

We place all the films we watched this year on a tier ranking chart! Also we try to be algorithm friendly by beeping out our swears.

Many thanks to Zencastr for their lovely watermark! :D

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Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at: (https://www.amazon.com/The-Kingdoms-Disdain-8-book-series/dp/B08RZDMBMF)

And get Dillon's tie-in novel, "Bru-Nack the Giant and his Eternal Stew: A Comedy in 7 Tragedies (A Kingdom's Disdain Story)" at (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C7JVTFR3)

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Animotronics, and Salons, and Canada; oh my!

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Cold open - (0:00)

Banal Banting - (01:23)

"Willy's Wonderland" - (6:35)

"Steel Magnolias" - (21:12)

"South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" - (43:13)

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Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at: (https://www.amazon.com/The-Kingdoms-Disdain-8-book-series/dp/B08RZDMBMF)

And get Dillon's tie-in novel, "Bru-Nack the Giant and his Eternal Stew: A Comedy in 7 Tragedies (A Kingdom's Disdain Story)" at (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C7JVTFR3)

Visit our friend Caitlin’s store at: (etsy.com/shop/skeletongardenco) -

Credits:

Theme Song - Lyrics by Krista Lang and Dillon Cannon, Music by Krista Lang

Kingdom’s Disdain Theme - “Inspire” by Creative Mediass

Skeleton Garden Theme - “Fun Times” by Anton Vlasov

Logo design by Patrick Cannon

In our last episode, Dillon Cannon falsely and flippantly misidentified a voice actor in a film. Due to our high standards for quality of research and character, we at He Made Me Watch That have decided to part ways with Mr. Cannon. Until further notice, Mr. Lang's wife Krista will be his co-host. Please respect our privacy as well as that asshole Dillon's as we go through this season of healing.

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(0:00) - Explanation behind our severence with one Mr. Cannon

(0:58) - Mr. Cannon breaks into the studio and kicks Mr. Lang in the balls, reasserting his position as co-host the old fashioned way

(02:57) - Introduction of movies and coin toss

(04:32) - "Ladyhawke" (1985) review and discussion

(21:41) - "Marty" (1955) review and discussion

(36:42) - "Secondhand Lions" (2003) review and discussion

(51:45) F,M,K; Assignments; and Outro.

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Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at: (https://www.amazon.com/The-Kingdoms-Disdain-8-book-series/dp/B08RZDMBMF)

And get Dillon's tie-in novel, "Bru-Nack the Giant and his Eternal Stew: A Comedy in 7 Tragedies (A Kingdom's Disdain Story)" at (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C7JVTFR3)

Visit our friend Caitlin’s store at: (etsy.com/shop/skeletongardenco) -

Credits:

Theme Song - Lyrics by Krista Lang and Dillon Cannon, Music by Krista Lang

Kingdom’s Disdain Theme - “Inspire” by Creative Mediass

Skeleton Garden Theme - “Fun Times” by Anton Vlasov

Logo design by Patrick Cannon

Dog Hell is empty.

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Groaner political jokes, discussions on proctology, and NOT talking about "Dune" - (0:00)

We actually start discussing the films - (4:08)

Big Fish - (07:18)

Final Destination - (34:05)

All Dogs Go to Heaven - (51:33)

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Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at: (https://www.amazon.com/The-Kingdoms-Disdain-8-book-series/dp/B08RZDMBMF)

And get Dillon's tie-in novel, "Bru-Nack the Giant and his Eternal Stew: A Comedy in 7 Tragedies (A Kingdom's Disdain Story)" at (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C7JVTFR3)

Visit our friend Caitlin’s store at: (etsy.com/shop/skeletongardenco) -

Credits:

Theme Song - Lyrics by Krista Lang and Dillon Cannon, Music by Krista Lang

Kingdom’s Disdain Theme - “Inspire” by Creative Mediass

Skeleton Garden Theme - “Fun Times” by Anton Vlasov

Logo design by Patrick Cannon

Hit it, Snappy Jake!

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Contents:

(2:30) - Gaither's Pond "The Lure Depths" (1997)

(28:27) - The Host (2006)

(50:02) - The Little Mermaid (1989)

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Credits:

Theme Song - Lyrics by Krista Lang and Dillon Cannon, Music by Krista Lang

Kingdom’s Disdain Theme - “Inspire” by Creative Mediass

Skeleton Garden Theme - “Fun Times” by Anton Vlasov

Logo design by Patrick Cannon

Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at: (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08RZDMBMF?searchxofy=true&binding=kindle_edition&qid=1659638932&sr=1-1)

Visit our friend Caitlin’s store at: (etsy.com/shop/skeletongardenco)

We are so back.

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Contents:

(0:00) - Annoying banter

(10:40) - Asteroid City

(27:40) - Wes Craven's New Nightmare

(47:03) - Community

(1:06:05) - The highlight of comedy of the 21st century; a triumph of brevity and of wit

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Credits:

Theme Song - Lyrics by Krista Lang and Dillon Cannon, Music by Krista Lang

Kingdom’s Disdain Theme - “Inspire” by Creative Mediass

Skeleton Garden Theme - “Fun Times” by Anton Vlasov

Logo design by Patrick Cannon

Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at: (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08RZDMBMF?searchxofy=true&binding=kindle_edition&qid=1659638932&sr=1-1)

Visit our friend Caitlin’s store at: (etsy.com/shop/skeletongardenco)

Turns out Paul is our resident Jane Austen expert.

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Filmes reviewed:

RRR (2022) - (2:30)

The Muppet Movie (1979) - (29:42)

Austenland (2013) - (53:21)

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Get "Bru-Nack the Giant and his Eternal Stew: A Comedy in 7 Tragedies (A Kingdom's Disdain Story)" at (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C7JVTFR3)

Read Paul’s book series, The Kingdom’s Disdain, at: (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08RZDMBMF?searchxofy=true&binding=kindle_edition&qid=1659638932&sr=1-1)

Visit our friend Caitlin’s store at: (etsy.com/shop/skeletongardenco)

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Credits:

Theme Song - Lyrics by Krista Lang and Dillon Cannon, Music by Krista Lang

Bru-Nack Theme - “The Introvert” by Michael Krobin

Skeleton Garden Theme - “Fun Times” by Anton Vlasov

Logo design by Patrick Cannon