Episodes

  • Sandwiches Xmas Special: A Christmas Andy Carroll, Festive Film Fails & a Big Sam-ta quiz
    Dec 23 2024

    Twas the Half Time Sandwiches Christmas Special and the boys used this sacred time to look back on the silly gubbins from 2024.


    Josh gives us a Shithouse of the Weekend and is threatened with a visit from ghosts of managers past while Henry becomes quiz master with a festive themed quiz all about Big Sam Allardyce.


    Crack open the chardonnay, pour yourself a pint and follow the podcast @halftimesandwiches


    You can get in contact on Instagram or email halftimesandwiches@gmail.com too - we'd love to hear from you!


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    23 mins
  • Brest are the best, Martin's malfunctioned & Pepe Trainer
    Nov 14 2024

    Martin Keown's malfunctioning, Brest are flying in the Champions League and Rúben Amorim is about to lead Manchester United to glory, though Josh still can't get his name right.


    Since the last podcast Henry's shaved his face, binned off his trousers and has started the journey to running a marathon which calls for an impromptu running-themed round of 'Punalty Shoot Out'. Vote for your favourite themed-team on Instagram @halftimesandwiches and while you're there give the pod a follow and a subscribe!


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    24 mins
  • Emergency Podcast: Tuchel, or not Tuchel?
    Oct 20 2024

    Thomas Tuchel is the new England manager and there's lots to talk about! They're so excited that Henry's baking celebratory cakes and Josh is penning lyrics to a new chant. Plus, as Tuchel becomes England's third foreign coach, a look back at Capello and Sven in a game of 'Coach to 5 Quotes'.


    Happy with Tuchel or wanted someone else? Get in touch and follow as always @halftimesandwiches


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    19 mins
  • The Delayed Kick Off: Sandwiches Season Opener 2024/25
    Aug 29 2024

    The boys are back with a special Sandwiches Season Opener episode!


    It may be two weeks after the new season started - but who the bloody hell cares! The Premier League is back in business and Henry and Josh have their predictions for the 2024/25 season, from the bold and brave to the down right ridiculous.


    Expect Steve McClaren eating chicken, an AI roast, some silly summer back page headlines and rice in a bag!


    Follow the podcast @halftimesandwiches and get in contact on Instagram or email halftimesandwiches@gmail.com - we'd love to hear from you!


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    21 mins
  • Josh's Euro Water Break: Shearer's tyres, Podolski's kebabs and Jon Flanagan
    Jul 11 2024

    Podcast? What podcast? Podcasts are for duos. Incorrect. It's Josh's turn to talk Euros action while Henry's living it up in Germany. Josh checks in with Henry's kebab-escapades and regales some of his highlights of Euro 2024 including Shearer's commentary and missing Bellingham's bicycle kick.


    Will England be in the final by the time this is released? Who knows! Get in touch and follow as always @halftimesandwiches


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    9 mins
  • Henry's Euro Water Break: Guten morgen, Hou-Deeney (reprise) & Louis Tomlinson's telly
    Jul 4 2024

    While Mr. Shreeve recovers from a wild weekend in Glastonbury, Mr. Liston takes the reigns on this edition of the pod!


    Expect German phrases, an England vs Slovakia quiz question no one asked for, all the scoops on how football made it into the festival and a drastically wrong reference to David Beckham.


    Follow the podcast @halftimesandwiches and get in contact on Instagram or email halftimesandwiches@gmail.com - we'd love to hear from you!


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    7 mins
  • O-Zone, splitting spaghetti & breaking Wind
    Jun 27 2024

    The group stages are over and we've had a lovely time witnessing spaghetti being snapped by Albanians, Amadou Onana snapping at a reporter, and a Hungarian striker who could snap you in two. There's a round of 'Shit House of the Group Stage', a brand new Marc Guehi chant fashioned around an O-Zone classic, and Henry's 'Two, Two, f***ing One' team of the tournament thus far.


    Follow the podcast @halftimesandwiches and get in contact on Instagram or email halftimesandwiches@gmail.com - we'd love to hear from you!


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    20 mins
  • Pre-Euro 2024: Sir Alps Ramsey, secret agent Shaw & sticker situations
    Jun 13 2024

    Henry and Josh build up the hype for Euro 2024 as they give their final verdict on the England squad and learn bizarre facts about them courtesy of the official England sticker book (thanks M&S). Plus, the biggest Euros match that matters - Henry vs Josh in the return of the Punalty Shoot Out with the predictable theme of 'Europe'. Who wins? You decide...


    Not the Euros, you don't decide who wins that, but you can have your say on the Punalty Shoot Out. Just head to @halftimesandwiches on Instagram.


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    21 mins