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Chris Khatami joins the gang to tell dad jokes about "Bloodlines!" Picard gets caught with his relics out, Beverly gets fired from daytime TV, and Riker eats a pie. Meanwhile Cameron names a Hunger Games character, Rob opens our Christmas presents, Bobi learns from a t-shirt, and Chris gets profound. All this plus a rousing game of Bad Dad Quiz! Engage!

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The gang revel in the never-ending sacrifice of "The Wire!" John makes HBO jokes, Cameron praises Cardassian covert naming conventions, Bobi TA's Garak's storytelling class, and Rob criticizes Garak's spycraft. Engage!

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Marcy drops in to surprise Bobi's twin, Drift, to discuss cool uncles, bad dads, and water balloons with "Firstborn!" Picard whips up some biometic gel, Geordie gets out-negotiated, and Alexander gets some Skittles. Meanwhile, Cameron travels through time to take a business class, Rob sells Kevin Smith some shirts, Bobi lets Rob get the last laugh, Drift takes a ride on the Marcy train and Marcy gets a time limit. Engage!

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The gang wonder what it's like to live in paradise as they discuss "The Maquis pt 2!" Sisko laughs at his own joke, Dukat gets his groove back and Quark knows how to handle Lady Spock. Engage!

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John C Meyers joins the gang to pow-wow (we're so sorry) about "Journey's End! Beverly snores, Geordie draws bad boobs, and Picard gets some stank put on him. Meanwhile Cameron find a sacred soda, Rob's parents visit him in a vision, Bobi asks for a biodome, John C Meyers is the only one that makes sense, and John T Bolds has no ancestors. All this plus not one, but two games! "Know Your Roots" and "Imminent Doh!-main." Engage!

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The gang try not to sabotage the podcast while discussing DS9's The Maquis pt 1! John goes missing, Rob roots for a war criminal, Bobi sees cuckolding and Cam MAY consider DS9 a monumental failure. Engage!

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Micah steps out of his lab and into the zoo as we discuss "Genesis!" Picard is super bored, Troi has a portable bath tub, and Riker grows a shoulder pad. Meanwhile Cameron perfects his Picard, Bobi thinks skin is gross, Rob chimes in, Micah has the Powerglove, and John has flashlight notes. All this plus a rousing game of The Essentials. Engage!

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The gang reunite to fulfill their promise to discuss "Blood Oath!!" Bobi enjoys Klingon Golden Girl, Rob is bored, Cameron wants more heart eating, and John will not stand for chef smearing. Engage!

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