• Gone with the Gumdrops

  • Feb 18 2024
  • Length: Less than 1 minute
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Gone with the Gumdrops

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  • Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique ::

    "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin

    :: Voix AI Jun ::

    Lyrics ::
    There's a lady who chews
    When she feels the blues
    And she's wanting a fresh pack of Black Jack
    When she gets to the store
    She notices a war
    Men in gray men in blue deep in battle

    Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
    And she's wanting a fresh pack of Black Jack
    There's a sign on the door
    The Black Jack is no more
    'Cause you know, sometimes gum needs restocking
    In a shop burning high
    There's a soldier who may die
    This young boy might have gum in his pocket

    Ooh, she pulls his breeches
    Ooh, she licks his peaches
    whoa

    She was looking for gum
    Now she’s tasting some cum
    And her craving increases for licorice
    As she strolls through the streets
    Fires burn all the treats
    Did the Yankees bring gum for everyone?

    Ooh, it makes her bolder

    Ooh, she’ll fuck a soldier, whoa

    An epiphany looms
    If she rents out some rooms
    All the soldiers will give her their clothing
    With their pockets all ripped
    Naked and well-equipped
    Then a Bluecoat may slip her some Black Jack

    Whoa,whoa,whoa

    If you see an army in your garden, pull their pants down to the ground
    The only gum here is Black Jack, a new invention
    Yankees claim they get a pack a year

    Ooh, it peaks her craving

    This gum has dark and haunting flavor, whoa
    The slaves sing praises as they savor

    Dear lady, can you hear Rhett Butler?
    When he’s chewing
    His Black Jack sounds like the whispering wind

    ah, ah, ah

    But when you chew six slices each
    You squawk like seagulls at the beach
    Are you a lady or a whore
    Who yearns for Black Jack more than smores
    The city burns you’re eating cum
    You vow to never lose your gum
    Civil war stories from your past
    The break of dawn will bring more crack
    The soldiers stood tall but now half mast

    You swallowed their gum, dreaming of Black Jack
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