• The 'Drunk Slags' Freestyle Rap
    Nov 20 2024

    Freestyle Rapper Chris Turner drops in to London's best comedy club to surprise the crowd with his insane rapping ability, taking random topics from the crowd and spitting hilarious improvised bars based on their suggestions. Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for Epic Rap Battles of History, had a Las Vegas residency with Cirque Du Soleil and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York. 🔥 ANY WINE 🔥

    🔥 WOOL TAX 🔥

    🔥 PIERS MORGAN 🔥

    🔥 PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE 🔥

    🔥 RYANAIR FLIGHT TO PRAGUE 🔥 #freestylerap​​​​​​​​ #christurner #freestyle

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    5 mins
  • The Funniest Freestyle Raps of the Year! (2023 Edition)
    Nov 16 2024

    Chosen out of hundreds of his Freestyle Raps, here are Chris Turner's six greatest of the year! From roasting hot girls, offending random tourists, and learning spicy acronyms in Philly, these six incredible freestyles will have you cracking up for a solid hour. Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles. Rap 1: Upsetting Hot Girls [00:00:00] Rap 2: The Dullest Man in New York [00:06:53] Rap 3: Burning Man's Number One Fan [00:13:38] Rap 4: British Guy vs. The World [00:22:46] Rap 5: Philadelphia is Full of Perverts [00:31:14] Rap 6: Accidentally Roasting a Celebrity [00:40:11]

    #freestylerap​​​​​​​​ #christurner #freestyle

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    51 mins
  • The 'Audience Member Lap Dance' Freestyle Rap
    Nov 13 2024

    A rowdy crowd don’t believe this rapper’s boasts about his freestyle rap ability, but their doubts are shattered when he spits unbelievable improvised hip-hop bars, with a surprising lap dance thrown in along the way… Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for Epic Rap Battles of History, had a Las Vegas residency with Cirque Du Soleil and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York. 🔥 ONE DIRECTION 🔥 🔥 CUBANS IN MIAMI 🔥 🔥 UNREQUITED LOVE 🔥 🔥 BUILDING A CANOE 🔥 🔥 FLYING ON AN F-22 RAPTOR 🔥 🔥 HOW I WANT TO STEAL HER MAN 🔥 #freestylerap​​​​​​​​ #christurner #freestyle

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    10 mins
  • The 'Kenyans and Indians' Freestyle Rap
    Nov 6 2024

    A dicey exchange between a British comedian and a front row containing a Kenyan Indian and an Irish woman (who he further offends) is turned on its head with an unexpected and flawless freestyle rap. Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for Epic Rap Battles of History, had a Las Vegas residency with Cirque Du Soleil and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York. Join the Channel for Extra Freestyle Raps: https://www.youtube.com/chrispjturner/join Get alerts when I'm doing a show near you: http://bit.ly/ChrisMail​​​​​​​​ Book a personalised freestyle rap at http://www.cameo.com/christurnercomedy Follow Chris on Instagram at http://www.instagram.com/christurnercomedy Join Chris' Discord: https://discord.gg/zeejdgP​​​​​​​​ 🔥 ACCIDENTAL DALMATIAN 🔥

    🔥 SUBMARINE GANGBANGS 🔥

    🔥 KENYAN VS. INDIAN CUISINE 🔥

    🔥 CORNBREAD EMBARRASSMENT 🔥 #freestylerap​​​​​​​​ #christurner #freestyle

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    8 mins
  • The 'Ayahuasca Butt Tattoo' Freestyle Rap
    Oct 30 2024

    When freestyle rapper Chris Turner finds a bunch of intriguing individuals in the crowd of his show, he roasts them, before producing an hilarious freestyle rap about everything from ayahuasca to butt tattoos...

    Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for Epic Rap Battles of History, had a Las Vegas residency with Cirque Du Soleil and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York. 🔥 HANDJOB 🔥

    🔥 AYAHUASCA 🔥

    🔥 CHUNKY DANDRUFF 🔥

    🔥 STAN THE TROUT FISHER 🔥

    🔥 THREE CHAINS NECK TATTOO 🔥

    🔥 DAVE MATTHEWS BUTT 'POEM' 🔥


    Special thanks to Javier Zacharias for the sound mix on this episode. #freestylerap​​​​​​​​ #christurner #freestyle

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    9 mins
  • The 'Crowdwork Masterclass' Freestyle Rap
    Oct 23 2024

    Finding a German, and Italian, and a Goth at his show, comedian Chris Turner interrogates them about their lives, before surprising them all with an hilarious freestyle rap about all of them!


    🔥 PALEODENTOLOGY 🔥

    🔥 SLAUGHTERING SIMS 🔥

    🔥 EMILY'S ARTISTIC DREAMS 🔥

    🔥 LUIGI THE VENEZUELAN ITALIAN 🔥

    🔥 WALTER THE GERMAN ASTRONAUT 🔥


    Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for Epic Rap Battles of History, had a Las Vegas residency with Cirque Du Soleil and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York. #freestylerap​​​​​​​​ #christurner #freestyle

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    14 mins
  • The 'Racist Dog Name' Freestyle Rap
    Oct 16 2024

    When a dog owner (who lives in a very white neighbourhood) tells freestyle rapper Chris Turner the truth behind her dog's name, he combines it with suggestions of a depressed Nintendo fan's tattoo, low-quality tea leaves, repressed memories, and an obscure Shakespeare play to produce a hilarious (and inappropriate) freestyle rap...


    🔥 EARL GREY TEA 🔥

    🔥 CHILDHOOD TRAUMA 🔥

    🔥 SNICKERS THE CAVACHON 🔥

    🔥 JUST BE HAPPY MARIO TATTOO 🔥

    🔥 WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S TWELFTH NIGHT 🔥


    #freestylerap​​​​​​​​ #christurner #freestyle


    Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for Epic Rap Battles of History, had a Las Vegas residency with Cirque Du Soleil and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York.

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    10 mins
  • The 'Sleeping with my Sister' Freestyle Rap
    Oct 9 2024

    A surprising confession from the front row takes this rapper's show off the rails, before he pulls it all together in an incredible, hilarious, freestyle rap based on audience suggestions. 🔥 QUOFE 🔥

    🔥 CLITORIS 🔥

    🔥 LOUIS XIII 🔥

    🔥 THE DELIGHTS OF HARLEM 🔥

    🔥 WISCONSIN HOMOSEXUALS 🔥


    Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for Epic Rap Battles of History, had a Las Vegas residency with Cirque Du Soleil and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York. #freestylerap​​​​​​​​ #christurner #freestyle

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    9 mins