Episodes

  • Lost, Confused, and Outdated Ep21
    Jan 31 2025

    Frankie recalls the time he got lost at the zoo, proving that childhood independence is just a fancy term for mild panic. Kittie’s new TV sparks a debate on how fast technology ages—one minute it's cutting-edge, the next it belongs in a museum. And in a shocking turn of events, someone discovers that "Bill" isn’t short for Billiam. Get ready for another round of absurd discussions, shaky logic, and a heavy dose of nostalgia!



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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Snow, Fights, and Sea Monsters Ep20
    Jan 27 2025

    Frankie and Kittie dive headfirst into the chaos of southern snowstorms—because apparently, 9 inches is enough to shut down civilization. They debate the fine art of avoiding fights versus knowing when to throw hands. Then, they tackle old wives’ tales with scientific rigor (or not) and speculate wildly about what lurks in the ocean's darkest depths. Is it a myth, a monster, or just something with way too many teeth? Tune in to find out!

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    48 mins
  • Welcoming in 2025!
    Jan 19 2025

    Frankie and Kittie kick off the year with a wild recap of their unforgettable 3-part saga with Patches and Fat Dad—because who doesn’t love reliving beer-fueled nostalgia and loosie lore? They also pitch the idea of a high-stakes homeless battle royale (no, seriously). Then it’s game time! Whether it’s sports shenanigans, casino hacks, or sketchy old board games (yes, those were real rules), this episode has something for every type of competitor... or just those along for the ride.

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • The Final Round with Fat Dad and Patches Ep18
    Dec 10 2024

    In the thrilling conclusion of our three-part saga with Fat Dad and Patches, we grapple with a bit of wrestling, share more outrageous stories, and recount the epic misadventures of attending a sister’s graduation. Spoiler: the trip was a bigger struggle than the ceremony. Buckle up—it’s a chaotic finale you don’t want to miss!

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • It’s Not a Dummy! Part 2 with Fat Dad and Patches Ep17
    Dec 10 2024

    Frankie and Kittie are back with Fat Dad and Patches to wrap up the movie madness—this time diving into some classic sports flicks. Along the way, we relive growing up with brothers and the wild ways we got hurt: trampoline popcorn, hockey stick duels, and questionable adventures in a Mexican Walmart. Chaos, laughter, and the legendary line, “It’s not a dummy!”—this episode has it all!


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    36 mins
  • Fat Dad, Patches, and the Great Movie Meltdown Part1 ep16
    Dec 2 2024

    Part1: The wait is over—Fat Dad and Patches crash the podcast! In this episode, we dive into the brilliance (and quirks) of Forrest Gump, Gone in 60 Seconds, and other cult classics, while airing our grievances with Back to the Future. We also brainstorm the idea of a guest questionnaire (which totally doesn’t exist yet) and revisit how this whole podcast adventure began. Expect laughs, movie talk, and plenty of mayhem!

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Frankie & Kittie: From Cuba to Cocktails Ep15
    Nov 13 2024

    Frankie and Kittie dive into a whirlwind of topics, from puzzling new slang to unforgettable games from back in the day. With trivia showdowns, Seinfeld throwbacks, and the occasional Four Loko-fueled tale.



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    42 mins
  • Frankie and Kittie "Dreams and Chili: A Waterslide of Thoughts" Ep. 14
    Nov 3 2024

    In this episode of Frankie and Kittie, Frankie unveils a dream perfect for a movie, launching a hilarious philosophical debate. They reminisce about homemade waterslides, the charm of amusement parks, and the Midwestern favorite, Skyline Chili. The duo also dives into the world of upcoming movies, giving special attention to the enigmatic Nicolas Cage—discussing whether he’s a brilliant actor or just plain crazy. Frankie and Kittie invite all listeners, especially the haters, to share their thoughts and questions. Get ready for a fun ride filled with laughs, nostalgia, and some cinematic madness!

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    1 hr and 4 mins