Sam Wiles, the FF(WAG) Mel Kiper Jr., pops by to talk about how Boston sports fan hygeine, who has the best name in the draft and of course give his analysis on which boys are the best boys for pro football.

In the season finale, Cullen and Joe discuss their usual topics: suicide, gooning vs. edging, and what color boots Reba is going to wear at the Super Bowl.

Joe and Cullen create a perfect alternative to the Pro Bowl, decide which mascots they'd eat, and invent a new kind of casino. 

Joe and Cullen briefly discuss potential slogans for bread, Catholicism, the film Saltburn and of course NFL football.

Cullen and Joe had a few Coors Lights so this one is mostly about football. Nick Siriani is the NFL's worst vibes guy, Joe plants a flag on the "being weird about beating the Chiefs curse" and Cullen relentlessly big dogs fans of the Packers for their lack of sophistication. ATTN: There's an audio issue around 36 mintues in where it skips but all you missed was Cullen saying the Packers going to the Super Bowl would make him quit watching football and imagines a world where what if the Raiders were good. We know about it and we're sorry.

We dip into the listener mailbag and answer which team would be the best fit for Mr. Bean, why commercials should just tell us how much feces is in the food, and of course, V I B E S

Week 18 brings with it a sense of peace. Cullen and Joe discuss various remedies for insomnia, potential new NFL teams, and the big suicidal pop tart.

Cullen and Joe are exhausted by football and gambling.