Episodes

  • Joel's New Show! Florida Man News

    Joel's New Show! Florida Man News
    Apr 21 2022
    Hey everybody, it's Joel.

    I wanted to thank you all for listening to Florida Men, and let you know that I have a new podcast called Florida Man News. It's on the Florida Podcast Network and you can find it in your favorite podcast app. It's a bit different format from Florida Men, but it's the same crazy Florida Man and Florida Woman stories.

    Episode 1 of Florida Man News releases Friday, April 22nd, but I've got a preview for you now. To hear more, just search for Florida Man News in your podcast app and follow or subscribe now so you get the first episode right away.

    Thanks for listening to this highlight clip for Florida Man News.

    You can subscribe/follow here: https://linktr.ee/flmannews
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    6 mins
  • 162 - Wild Dogs, Dead Birds, and Animatronic Rats

    162 - Wild Dogs, Dead Birds, and Animatronic Rats
    Jun 2 2020
    In Episode 162 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman was attacked by a pack of wild dogs, but that wasn’t the deadliest thing that happened to her, Florida Man likes pet birds almost as much as Joel does, Florida Woman proves Joel’s theory about bad pizza still being good TOTALLY WRONG, and Florida Man is running around naked again. Or still. Who the hell can tell?This Episode's Florida Men and Women:• Isaiah Velez• Jackie Ronco• Debbie Beaulieu• Charles Entertainment Cheese• Zacharie Nelson• Thomas Morgan• Patricia Lowe• Michael TorresNews Sources:Naked Florida Man Bites Elderly Neighbor's Ear, Tries To Stab Him With Broken Glasshttps://www.fox13news.com/news/deputies-naked-man-bites-elderly-neighbors-ear-tries-to-stab-him-with-broken-glassFlorida Woman Scammed $180K Out of Elderly Woman Who Thought The Scammer Was Psychichttps://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2020/05/20/st-augustine-medium-charged-with-exploiting-elderly-woman/Florida Woman Mauled By Pack Of Dogs, Then Contracts Coronavirus In Rehabhttps://nypost.com/2020/05/22/woman-mauled-by-pack-of-dogs-contracts-coronavirus-in-rehab/Florida Woman Orders Pizza from “Pasqually’s” on GrubHub, Receives “Pizza” From Chuck E. Cheesehttps://www.tampabay.com/opinion/2020/05/19/i-ordered-pizza-from-pasquallys-which-is-chuck-e-cheese-in-disguise/Florida Man Hit His Girlfriend When She Suggested They Go To A Swingers Clubhttp://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/swingers-battery-519203Florida Man Shoots And Kills Pet Bird... Perched On His Sister’s Shoulderhttps://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/18/florida-man-kills-pet-bird-perched-on-sisters-shoulder-holds-gun-to-her-head-deputies-say/Florida Woman Arrested For Battery After Grabbing Deputy's Genitalshttps://weartv.com/news/local/pensacola-woman-arrested-for-battery-after-grabbing-deputys-genitalsPatreon Exclusive Story: Florida Treasure Hunter Says He Was Tricked By Con Man Claiming To Be A War Hero Scientisthttps://www.tampabay.com/arts-entertainment/2020/05/19/florida-treasure-hunter-says-he-was-tricked-by-con-man-claiming-to-be-a-war-hero-scientist/All The Social Thingys:Leave a Voicemail1 (567) 432-9674Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPodFlorida Men on YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZgFlorida Men on Twitterhttps://twitter.com/FloridaMenPodFlorida Men on Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/Florida Men on Instagramhttp://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/Florida Men Storehttps://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/Join Florida Men on Patreonhttp://patreon.com/FloridaMenFlorida Men Tip Jarhttp://paypal.me/floridamenFlorida Men Wish Listhttps://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazonGet on the Florida Men mailing listhttps://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-menFlorida Men Podcast Websitehttp://floridamenpodcast.com/The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
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    57 mins
  • 160 - Florida Flashers, Barfly Bussers, Poultry Pelter, and Do-Good Diver

    160 - Florida Flashers, Barfly Bussers, Poultry Pelter, and Do-Good Diver
    May 27 2020
    In Episode 160 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man tries to enforce politeness at a liquor store, Florida Man overreacts to a spammy email, Florida Woman calls 911 about a lack of social distancing but refuses to distance herself, and a couple of Florida Men are starving for attention, so they whip out their sausages.This Episode's Florida Men and Women:• Audra Adams• Robert Sagall• Jennifer Kilpatrick• Thomas Reece• Sebastian Morris• Carter Hess• Jousua Echezarreta• Justin Mosser• Teddy Wilchere WorrellNews Sources:Florida Woman Who Tried To Kiss Strangers Calls 911 About Lack Of Social Distancinghttps://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/15/florida-woman-who-tried-to-kiss-strangers-calls-911-about-lack-of-social-distancing-police-say/Florida Man Attacks Shopper Who Didn’t Thank Him For Holding Open Door To Lakeland Liquor Storehttps://www.wfla.com/news/polk-county/video-man-attacks-victim-who-didnt-thank-him-for-holding-open-door-to-lakeland-liquor-store-deputies-say/Florida Man Threatened Realtor Who Emailed Him About COVID-19https://bocanewsnow.com/2020/05/16/delray-realtor-admits-to-buying-email-list-blasting-covid-19-information/Florida Man In Domestic Poultry Peltinghttp://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/poultry-battery-238467Florida Divers Find Prosthetic Leg In Ocean Off Panama City Beachhttps://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20200511/divers-find-prosthetic-leg-in-st-andrews-state-parkFlorida Man Exposes Himself To Woman Drinking Her Coffee On Her Porch At Naples Condominiumhttps://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/suspect-exposes-himself-to-woman-drinking-her-coffee-on-her-porch-at-naples-condominiumFlorida Man Accused Of Exposing Himself Claims He Needed To Air Outhttps://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/18/florida-man-accused-of-exposing-himself-claims-he-needed-to-air-out-deputies-say/Patreon Exclusive Story: Dog Walking Turns Into Armed Confrontation In PSLhttps://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/st-lucie-county/2020/05/07/police-dog-walking-turns-into-armed-confrontation-port-st-lucie/3089082001/Duck Joel and Broke Dick Duck Phil:https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipP50t5E6OgF5n2QEF_J3uvOdfLWlYpYiG5JqcCMF6-Lfv-KvB3V5qpfUQ3uhFfDUg?key%3DemhwcHlrT0pjaEJ3ajhtZGdRNGN0MU9xeVpaZmFBAll The Social Thingys:Leave a Voicemail1 (567) 432-9674Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPodFlorida Men on YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZgFlorida Men on Twitterhttps://twitter.com/FloridaMenPodFlorida Men on Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/Florida Men on Instagramhttp://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/Florida Men Storehttps://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/Join Florida Men on Patreonhttp://patreon.com/FloridaMenFlorida Men Tip Jarhttp://paypal.me/floridamenFlorida Men Wish Listhttps://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazonGet on the Florida Men mailing listhttps://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-menFlorida Men Podcast Websitehttp://floridamenpodcast.com/The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
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    57 mins
  • 159 - Naked Neighbors, Knifing Ninja, Cadillac Catastrophe, and Over the Limit and Over It All

    159 - Naked Neighbors, Knifing Ninja, Cadillac Catastrophe, and Over the Limit and Over It All
    May 19 2020
    In Episode 159 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man really loves his gators…on the grill and on the gridiron, Florida Man is a ninja coming at you, Florida Woman ain’t got time for this bullshit, and Florida Man proves why there should be a driving test every year for senior citizens.Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDAThis Episode's Florida Men and Women:• Robert Hartsock• Stephanie Wright• Timothy Gilb• James Ellison• Robin Hamilton• Zantana Shantay Cannon• Some Old Dude Who Shouldn’t Be Driving• Carole Harwood• William NashNews Sources:Florida Man Arrested After Attack With Homemade Ninja Starhttps://weartv.com/news/local/report-man-stabbed-with-homemade-throwing-star-during-downtown-pensacola-fightFlorida Woman, Busted After Allowing Her Boobs To Break Quarantinehttp://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/garage-exposure-collar-625819One Florida Man Finds Another Florida Man Naked in his Pool Cagehttps://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200505/deputies-deltona-resident-finds-naked-man-in-pool-enclosureFlorida Man Steals Gator Meat, ID’d by ‘Gators’ License Platehttps://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200506/florida-man-steals-gator-meat-idrsquod-by-rsquogatorsrsquo-license-plate-police-sayFlorida Woman Charged With Setting Fire To Home Over Missing Towelhttps://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2020/05/12/florida-woman-charged-with-setting-fire-to-home-over-missing-towel/Florida Woman Emptied Wine Bottle Inside Car; Told Deputy To Just Put Me In Handcuffs”https://www.wcjb.com/content/news/MCSO-Woman-emptied-wine-bottle-inside-car-told-deputy-to-just-put-me-in-handcuffs-570273491.htmlFlorida Man Backs Up His Cadillac Onto Two Parked Cars In Bank Parking Lothttps://www.fox35orlando.com/news/citrus-county-driver-accidentally-reverses-onto-two-parked-carsPatreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man & Woman Arrested For Shooting Flare Gun At Process Servershttps://www.nbc-2.com/story/42110402/florida-man-and-woman-arrested-for-shooting-flare-gun-at-two-people-that-were-serving-legal-papersVIDEO:Entire beach towel removed from python's mouthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDsV-TA6NogAll The Social Thingys:Leave a Voicemail1 (567) 432-9674Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPodFlorida Men on YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZgFlorida Men on Twitterhttps://twitter.com/FloridaMenPodFlorida Men on Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/Florida Men on Instagramhttp://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/Florida Men Storehttps://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/Join Florida Men on Patreonhttp://patreon.com/FloridaMenFlorida Men Tip Jarhttp://paypal.me/floridamenFlorida Men Wish Listhttps://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazonGet on the Florida Men mailing listhttps://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-menFlorida Men Podcast Websitehttp://floridamenpodcast.com/The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
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    55 mins
  • 158 - Listener Quickie: Kinder Keisterer

    158 - Listener Quickie: Kinder Keisterer
    May 15 2020
    158 - Listener Quickie: Kinder Keisterer
    In Episode 158 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we discuss the differences between US Kinder Joy and the proper Kinder Egg that can be found in the rest of the world. Also, a brit shoved one up his bum. Thanks to Allison for submitting this story.

    Promotions:
    Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.
    http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida

    This Episode's "Florida" Man:
    • Zachary Bowler
    • Boris Johnson

    News Sources:

    Prisoner Who Horrified Boris Johnson After Stuffing A Drug-Filled Kinder Egg Up His Own Bum Gets Longer Sentence
    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11494812/kinder-egg-drugs-prisoner-longer-sentence/

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    The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.

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    8 mins
  • 157 - 911 Nitwit, Beastly Bloodletter, Disney Discovery, and Forgery Failure

    157 - 911 Nitwit, Beastly Bloodletter, Disney Discovery, and Forgery Failure
    May 12 2020
    In Episode 157 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man wants his roommate to suck the worm out, Florida Man finds his own private island is a small world after all, Florida Man dialed the wrong number for UberEats, and Florida Man does the right thing and wins a Big Gulp.Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDAThis Episode's Florida Men and Women:• Joseph Dolash• Richard McGuire• Getro Gelin• Michael James Gables• Christopher Canfora• Kelly Gaffney• Hein C. Le• James Stratford• Russell Mir• Jean Ocasio-TrevinoNews Sources:Florida Man Stabs Roommate In Attempt To Release Satan From His Bloodhttps://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/01/satan-is-still-in-me-florida-man-stabs-roommate-in-attempt-to-release-satan-turns-knife-on-himself/Florida Man Arrested For Trying To Quarantine On Private Island In Disney Worldhttps://www.fox13news.com/news/man-arrested-for-trying-to-quarantine-on-private-disney-world-islandFlorida Man Tried To Pin Weapons Rap On "John Wick"http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/assault/john-wick-case-234069Florida Man Arrested After Asking Deputies For Booze And Ice Creamhttps://www.nbc-2.com/story/42063781/florida-man-arrested-after-asking-deputies-to-return-with-booze-and-ice-creamFlorida Man Avoided Friend For A Year After Pawning His $60,000 Jaguarhttps://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2020/05/04/st-pete-man-avoided-friend-for-a-year-after-pawning-his-60000-jaguar-police-say/Florida Man Faces 20 Years For Possession Of Counterfeit $100 Billshttps://41nbc.com/2020/05/01/man-faces-20-years-possession-counterfeit-100-bills/Florida Man Returns $20k After Customer Loses Cashhttps://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/riviera-beach/riviera-beach-man-helps-return-20-000-after-customer-loses-cashPatreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man Takes Upskirt Photos Of Woman At Gas Station, Is Caught By Investigatorhttps://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/29/florida-man-takes-upskirt-photos-of-woman-at-gas-station-is-caught-by-investigator-nearby-deputies-say/All The Social Thingys:Leave a Voicemail1 (567) 432-9674Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPodFlorida Men on YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZgFlorida Men on Twitterhttps://twitter.com/FloridaMenPodFlorida Men on Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/Florida Men on Instagramhttp://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/Florida Men Storehttps://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/Join Florida Men on Patreonhttp://patreon.com/FloridaMenFlorida Men Tip Jarhttp://paypal.me/floridamenFlorida Men Wish Listhttps://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazonGet on the Florida Men mailing listhttps://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-menFlorida Men Podcast Websitehttp://floridamenpodcast.com/The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
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    54 mins
  • 156 - Listener Quickie Aachen A-Hole

    156 - Listener Quickie Aachen A-Hole
    May 8 2020
    In Episode 156 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a pizza delivery "boy" gets a salami pie to the face courtesy of a disgruntled customer. Thanks to CONATH for submitting his story from Germany!

    Promotions:
    Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price.
    http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/florida

    This Episode's "Florida" Man:
    • Frau Karen

    News Sources:

    Falschen Belag geliefert: Frau bewirft Boten mit Pizza (Wrong Topping Delivered: Woman Throws Pizza At Delivery Boy)
    https://www.blick.ch/news/ausland/kuriose-polizeimeldung-deutsche-bewirft-boten-mit-pizza-weil-er-falschen-belag-liefert-id15869908.html

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    The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.

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    10 mins
  • 155 - Beach Reaper, Homework Hostage, Backyard Back Nine, and Idaho Idiot

    155 - Beach Reaper, Homework Hostage, Backyard Back Nine, and Idaho Idiot
    May 5 2020
    In Episode 155 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman starts a new loss prevention initiative at Walgreens, Florida woman survived nine days in a ravine, living in a house on a golf course wasn’t nearly close enough for a Florida Man golfer, and Florida Man showed another Florida Man some brotherly love.Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2020 at the Loews Hotel in downtown Kansas City, MO. Use our exclusive link TrueCrimePodcastFestival.com/FLORIDA and use coupon code FLORIDA to receive 10% OFF the regular ticket price. http://truecrimepodcastfestival.com/FLORIDAThis Episode's Florida Men and Women:• Taliseya McGee• Scott Jones• Burnice Lee S. Mikell• Daniel Uhlfelder• Diane McInnis• John McGarry• Robert KovnerNews Sources:Florida Woman Said She Stole Percocet And Xanax From Her Store So The Store Wouldn’t Be Robbedhttps://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article242313756.htmlFlorida Girl Put 'Help! Get Me Out Of Here' Sign On Window Because She Was Struggling With Homeworkhttps://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-girl-put-help-get-me-out-of-here-sign-on-window-because-she-was-struggling-with-homeworkFlorida Man Builds Backyard Golf Coursehttps://www.fox23.com/news/trending/florida-man-builds-backyard-golf-course/CYCKJUWTQ5DIRATNZMHD33MEDQ/Florida Man Punched Food Donor At Distribution Eventhttps://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/04/23/opa-locka-pastor-accused-of-punching-man-who-brought-food-donations-for-people-in-need/Florida Lawyer Will Dress as Grim Reaper to Protest Beach Reopeningshttps://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/florida-lawyer-will-dress-as-grim-reaper-to-protest-open-beaches-1162756575-Year-Old Florida Woman Found Alive In Ravine 9 Days After Going Missinghttps://www.wogx.com/news/75-year-old-florida-woman-found-alive-in-ravine-9-days-after-going-missingIdaho Man Drove On Closed Florida Beach ‘Out Of Boredom’https://www.tampabay.com/news/clearwater/2020/04/25/he-drove-on-sand-key-beach-out-of-boredom-now-hes-been-arrested/Patreon Exclusive Story: Florida Man arrested after threat of mass shooting at Publix because 'not enough people' wearing maskshttps://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/florida-man-arrested-for-threatening-mass-shooting-at-publix-because-not-enough-people-wearing-masksAll The Social Thingys:Leave a Voicemail1 (567) 432-9674Subscribe to Florida Men on your favorite Podcast Apps:https://link.chtbl.com/FloridaMenPodFlorida Men on YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdTHFnwTdoLdyNL09COYNZgFlorida Men on Twitterhttps://twitter.com/FloridaMenPodFlorida Men on Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/FloridaMenPod/Florida Men on Instagramhttp://instagram.com/FloridaMenPod/Florida Men Storehttps://floridamenpodcast.com/shop/Join Florida Men on Patreonhttp://patreon.com/FloridaMenFlorida Men Tip Jarhttp://paypal.me/floridamenFlorida Men Wish Listhttps://tinyurl.com/FLMenAmazonGet on the Florida Men mailing listhttps://mailchi.mp/1aeced61a8f0/florida-menFlorida Men Podcast Websitehttp://floridamenpodcast.com/The Ballad of Florida Man was written and performed by The Florida Men and is used with permission.© 2020 Shady Side Media LLC. All Rights Reserved.
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    47 mins