Grab your smelling salts and loosen those corsets, dear listeners! Episode 31 of The Belching Cow Podcast is about to make your petticoats ruffle with excitement.

This week, we're diving back into the scandalous world of our beloved Beatrice and her entanglement with the notorious Lord Crim Con.

Prepare yourselves for a whirlwind tour of Victorian debauchery as Beatrice navigates the treacherous waters of aristocratic indulgence. Will our heroine's wit and charm be enough to handle the depraved appetites of Lord Crim Con? Or will she find herself in over her head in a sea of silk sheets and forbidden desires?

Watch as proper English manors transform into dens of iniquity, leaving a trail of shocked servants and scandalous rumors in their wake. From the drawing room to the stables, no corner of society is safe from the ripples of their escapades!

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable giggling, a sudden interest in Victorian architecture (particularly load-bearing bedposts), and a newfound appreciation for the versatility of riding crops.

Tune in for a romp through high society that's guaranteed to fog up your monocle and have you fanning yourself faster than you can say "Oh, my word!" Will Beatrice emerge unscathed from Lord Crim Con's web of depravity, or will she find herself entangled in a scandal of epic proportions? Only one way to find out!