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Walter introduces the other guys to “shower beer.” Jim tells us horrible cat stories and how his one-man musical based on "Coach" is coming along. Then: Beer for boneheads. Shopping for babies. Nine-year-old Tim’s trip across the border. And posing for a picture with Jesus. Plus, there’s more!

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The guys talk about the sport of magnet fishing for trash, floating down a river on an oil drum, and how Jim’s brother stabbed him 4 times with a pencil. Then there are sketches about a low-rent winter amusement park, a holiday special where nothing happens, and Haikus by cowboys.

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Walter tells us how his one-man musical version of “300” went in its out-of-two tryout. Then the guys discuss the pros and cons of cat psychologists.

Edie, the Breakfast Fairy welcomes her friend: Mr. Leftover. There’s a song about scary family holidays. Plus, a billionaire ghost; how a spiffy résumé can really open doors; and Chip Bitterman gets pissed off about wind chill factors.

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Tim talks about his audition for the role of Snoop Dogg in a bio pic and Walt tells us about his one man show—a musical version of “300.” Then a gum that tastes like something burning. Sketches about overly unfunny DJs. A needless product for paranoid bathers. And evil nursery rhymes.

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The guys talk about how much everyone -- especially tollbooth attendants -- love soup, how Georgia O’Keeffe’s paintings look like certain body parts, and how to make friends with Jehovah’s Witnesses. And Tim tells us how he landed the lead role of Annie in a production of the musical "Annie."

Then there are sketches about cowboy cologne, another story from 9-year-old Tim, and a man who strikes up a friendship with a bug -- a very short friendship.

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After oral surgery, Tim gets so constipated from pain pills that he ends up in the ER where doctors removed a “stoolball.” Jim explains how 60s comedian, Jerry Lewis, made a never-released movie about a clown that entertains kids in the Nazi death camps during WWII.

On a lighter note: there are sketches from 9-year-old Tim, Jean Smiley’s motherly advice, Edie, the Breakfast Fairy says hello to Mr. Pumpkin Spice, the upside of having an affair, and a few more things.

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Walter fills in the details about how he and his high school classmates were forced to swim naked in gym class. Then the guys drop some names of comedians they used to know back in the day. And they learn the fun fact that duck’s penises are really weirdly shaped.

Plus, the Duckers do parodies of political ads, a salute to the brassiere’s birthday, Jean Smiley tries to put a smile on your face, and 9-year-old Tim tries to convince us that his dad was the “Best Dad in the World.”

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We… Are… Back! with a new season!

On our Halloween show: Tim claims he went to high school with Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the ups and downs of that relationship. Then Jim tells us about his high school years and the troubles he had with "Greasers." Plus, we discuss tips on how to exact vengeance.

There are sketches about a not-so-menacing vampire, a celebrity impersonator who not only does voices, he hears them, too, and a surreal shopping experience at a creepy K-Mart. Plus a few more things.

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