Now it's time for a draft in which we draft...just, anything and everything. There are many basketball players in any draft, but there are even more basketball players in every draft. And there's also guys who weren't drafted. So let's throw 'em all in one big pot. In this episode, the boys draft five players apiece to create a comprehensive Top 10 list which will be built over future episodes to an even more comprehensive list.

You heard about this holiday "Christmas"? Yeah, well, they have this thing called "Christmas music" and it's just like songs about Christmas. Why don't other holidays have bangers? Someone should have told Paul McCartney that instead of making a Christmas song everyone would complain about for decades, he could have had it go "Simply having a wonderful turkey time" and it would've been a huge hit every year. But then again, Sir Paul didn't want Weird Al Yankovic to record a parody called "Chicken Pot Pie" because he's a vegetarian. That's weird, right? Like, has there ever been a stronger indictment of the institution of eating meat than chicken pot pie?

Anyway, we drafted Christmas songs.

You know how sometimes you will watch a great sporting event and people will say "You couldn't write something crazier than this!" But of course you could! Have you ever seen "Being John Malkovich", the movie where a guy discovers a portal in his office building into the mind of the actor John Malkovich and then, because he is an expert puppeteer, he is able to control Malkovich? That's way crazier than Game 6 of the 2011 World Series or whatever.

Anyway, despite the fact that the guy who directed "Being John Malkovich" acted in a sports movie THAT GETS DRAFTED IN THIS EPISODE, it's not a sports movie. But a bunch of movies are sports movies and here's an episode where we drafted them.