It's a medical miracle! A previously petrified patient in Ward 26 has inexplicably recovered from his terminal condition, although the Sisters remain suspiciously tight-lipped on the matter. The Doctor is on the case! Downstairs, meanwhile, Cassandra-Rose – she of Wonderbra fame – readies herself for some good ol'-fashioned Time Lord seduction…

• Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
• A HUGE thank you to illustrator Amera Altahan for her marvellous artwork!

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• Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC:

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  ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@TheCelestialMechanic103⁠⁠

• Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker

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• Sound Effects: Freesounds and Pixabay.

THIS AUDIO IS FAN-MADE AND A WORK OF NON-PROFIT. DOCTOR WHO, TARDIS AND ITS CHARACTERS (WORD MARKS, LOGOS AND DEVICES) ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE BBC. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED.

Timestamps

(0:00) Intro

(0:05) Cured?!

(3:40) Patient Confidentiality

(7:00) Chip's Concerns

(9:30) Cassandra's Makeover

(16:18) Perfume

Lonely gods and bouncy castles, oh my! Lady Cassandra, having a chav-tastic time living it up inside Rose: mind, body, and Cockney rhyming-slang. We get a peek into the Doctor’s mind as well - and there’s even a nod to The TV Movie in there somewhere. Cor blimey, guv’nah!

• Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
• A HUGE thank you to the incredibly talented Chaotic Simp for her Rose Tyler artwork!

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• Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC:

• ⁠https://thecelestialmechanic.bandcamp.com/⁠⁠

  ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@TheCelestialMechanic103⁠⁠

• Additionally Sampled Music: "Tainted Love" as performed by Soft Cell (1981), and "Song For Ten" as composed by Murray Gold and performed by Tim Phillips in The Christmas Invasion (2005).
• Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker

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• Sound Effects: Freesounds and Pixabay.

THIS AUDIO IS FAN-MADE AND A WORK OF NON-PROFIT. DOCTOR WHO, TARDIS AND ITS CHARACTERS (WORD MARKS, LOGOS AND DEVICES) ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE BBC. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED.

• Timestamps

  (0:00) Intro

  (0:05) Curves

  (5:53) Brain Meat Expired

  (9:08) Rose's Surface Memories

  (11:53) The Doctor's Meander

  (17:53) "Nice Rear Bumper..."

  (19:45) Phone Call

Bit special, this one. I incorporated some dialogue from Russell T Davies’ wonderful Doctor Who: Lockdown short, “The Secret of Novice Hame”. Feels like it fleshes out the scene and the character more. Also: New Earth, new faces – down in the cellar, there’s the matter of the missing chav…

• Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
• With thanks to illustrator Amera Altahan for her wonderful artwork!
• https://www.instagram.com/mangoscribble/?hl=fr
• https://www.artstation.com/mangoscribble
• Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC:

• https://thecelestialmechanic.bandcamp.com/⁠

  https://www.youtube.com/@TheCelestialMechanic103⁠

• You can view "The Secret of Novice Hame" here: https://youtu.be/H0H260uP9wM?si=O_Cr1TcCeMeKhfC2

• Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker

• https://www.andywalkerillustrator.com/home.php⁠

  https://www.deviantart.com/herbarianband⁠

• Sound Effects: Pixabay, Freesound and BBC Sounds

THIS AUDIO IS FAN-MADE AND A WORK OF NON-PROFIT. DOCTOR WHO, TARDIS AND ITS CHARACTERS (WORD MARKS, LOGOS AND DEVICES) ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE BBC. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED.

Timestamps

(0:00) Intro

(0:07) The Story of Novice Hame

(3:51) The Great Secret

(6:43) Moisturise Me

(10:51) Rose No More