• Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul

  • By: Dave and Paul
  • Podcast

Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul

By: Dave and Paul
  • Summary

  • Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get Disturbingly Pragmatic, a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and ask yourself "WTF? Am I living in an ADHD fever dream?" Come and listen for yourself...you won’t regret it!
    © 2024 Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
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Episodes
  • Paul LOVES Brian Jordan Alvarez's "English Teacher", Raygun Named World's #1 Breakdancer, and Dave's Elderly Facebook Reels Addiction!
    Sep 15 2024

    This Episode has EVERYTHING!

    It's got:

    • Paul's irritation!
    • Irritating tics!
    • Leonard!
    • Dave might just be a bit irritating...!
    • Little brother, Dave!
    • White person taco night!
    • Pico de Gallo!
    • Boring recipes!
    • Paul's delicious salad dressing!
    • "Hi! My name's Steve, and I'm a convicted sex offender!"
    • Bring that sass!
    • Don't eat Boar's Head Meat products!
    • Paul doesn't give a S**T!
    • Paul's connection to the new show, "English Teacher"!
    • World DanceSport Federation names Raygun Number 1!
    • Kidz Bop is creepy asf!
    • "The Goonies"...Part 2?!
    • Bad movie sequels!
    • Dumpy is screwing Looney!
    • Dave's algorithm is kittens!
    • Facebook addiction is real!
    • You have to pay taxes on your car every year in Virginia!
    • Cybertrucks suck even more in Virginia!
    • Paul saw a Cybertruck in the wild!
    • Wrapped Cybertruck looks better than unwrapped!


    Episode Links (In Order):

    • Jade's "Angel of My Dreams"!
    • Dave's Pico de Gallo on Instagram!
    • Boar's Head Meat Statement Re: Recall!
    • Disgusting Boar's Head Meat plant!
    • Boar's Head Meat recall!
    • "English Teacher" on Wiki!
    • Raygun named worlds #1 breaker!
    • Raygun AI Assisted routine!
    • Phil Hartman "Sassy's Sassiest Boy!"
    • 5-Year-old Breakdancer!
    • Kidz Bop website!
    • Kidz Bop Videos!
    • "Cyberstuck" Subreddit!
    • Wrapped Cybertrucks!
    • Guy's Cybertruck is electrified!


    Music Credit!
    Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/


    Visit Our Patreon!

    Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com
    Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

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    48 mins
  • Paul's Demure & Mindful Love of Feta Cheese, Australia's Incredible Olympic "Breakdancer" Raygun, and 26-Inch Eel Extracted out of Man's Anus!
    Aug 18 2024

    This Episode has EVERYTHING!

    It's got:

    • Why is Dave doing what he's doing? To annoy you! Is it working?
    • Paul is very demure and mindful!
    • Dave got French right!
    • Sassy Paul is out to play!
    • Jools Lebron! Look them up!
    • Paul's sudden love of...feta?!
    • Greek salad deliciousness!
    • Glazed donuts!
    • Paul ate ALL the feta!
    • If you're offended easily, please don't listen!
    • Dave suffers from CRS - Can't Remember S&*t!
    • Blanche! What's the deal with Raygun?!
    • When you screw up in 2024, it's global!
    • She has a PhD in it!
    • We are in the movie "Idiocracy"
    • Hawk Tuah girl, Haliey Welch, is peek 2024!
    • Stupid people charging for tickets to their wedding!
    • CyberTruck is crap!
    • Electrolytes! Plants need them!
    • Bedazzled Crocs!
    • LEONARD!
    • Eel adventures in Vietnam!
    • Paul's love of rulers!
    • How did we survive the Middle Ages?!
    • People were disgusting!


    Episode Links (In Order):

    • Jools Lebron's TikTok!
    • Jools Lebron can finish transitioning now!
    • Rachael "Raygun" Gun's Olympic performance!
    • Rachael "Raygun" Gunn 'devastated' by online hate!
    • Man upset people aren't sending RSVP for $450 wedding!
    • Couple sell tickets to wedding for $333!
    • Lewis Black's Cybertruck rant!
    • "Idiocracy" wardrobe department bought Crocs!
    • Doctors pull eel out of man's anus!
    • Tell the tale of Lemmiwinks!
    • Paul's hemorrhoidal experience episode!


    Music Credit!
    Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/


    Visit Our Patreon!

    Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com
    Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

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    47 mins
  • Ontario Booze Merchants on Strike, RIP Shannen Doherty and Others, and Florida Man Sneezes Out His Intestines!
    Jul 21 2024

    This Episode has EVERYTHING!

    It's got:

    • Episode 69 with someone planking on top!
    • Saturday recordings!
    • Dave is a little old man!
    • LCBO on Strike!
    • Doug Ford, brother of Crackhead Rob Ford!
    • Dangerous edibles!
    • Dave enjoys being high!
    • The Great Mysterio!
    • Dave has no point!
    • Medicine time!
    • Death denying society! Yay!
    • Rick Mercer's ice flows!
    • "The Office" is awesome!
    • "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 9" is Fantastic!
    • Paul wants an extra 3 inches!
    • Death has visited us too many times recently!
    • RIP: Shannen Doherty, Shelley Duvall, Martin Mull, Richard Simmons, Dr. Ruth, and Bob Newhart!
    • "Charmed" was cheese!
    • "How Soon is Now" is LIT!
    • We want to see a movie!
    • SCREW YOU, CINEPLEX!
    • Sneezing out your intestines!


    Episode Links (In Order):

    • Rob Ford crack smoking controversy!
    • The history of MDMA!
    • Rick Mercer: Talking to Americans!
    • Nina West!
    • Florida man sneezes out his intestines!


    Music Credit!
    Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/


    Visit Our Patreon!

    Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.com
    Where To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

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    44 mins

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