Welcome to the June 11th, 2023 episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss the world's most expensive scuba mask, disgusting topics related to body matter, six legged frogs, Netflix's mind control, the unluckiest ship in the Navy and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse! Use our special link https://zen.ai/devandkyle to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout! 00:30 Today's earworm 00:56 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwBjhBL9G6U 01:15 That Elvis song they covered https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajp0Uaw4rqo 01:25 Kyle's mental gymnastics 01:40 BTS, in full Bangtan Sonyeondan (Korean: “Bulletproof Boy Scouts”) 02:10 Yeah, Kyle had never heard this one. It actually slaps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMweEpGlu_U 02:25 Welcome to Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse 02:45 One year anniversary special coming up 03:29 CONGRATULATIONS! 03:42 Who needs podcasting anyway? 04:15 Thanks for barely listening! 05:50 Calling all Dinosaur Asshole Scientists 06:25 There's no Kanye West on this podcast 07:10 Pedal powered wheelchair 07:45 Dev doth protest too much 09:20 Dev's a fan of night records 10:00 Grateful Dead - https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/222886/grateful-dead-cocktail/ 10:30 Doesn't mention the gingerbeer, that was Kyle's add-on to make it palatable 12:45 Sweet, sour, salty, bitter, umami 12:59 They are just the flavors we had taste buds for 13:15 Umami's so weak, you needed MSG 13:40 Dev's knee jerk reaction is to correct Kyle, regardless 14:00 Tasteless AND Mediocre 14:30 OW! I just spilled hot coffee on my hand. Not during the show, right now while writing these. If you're reading along, email us @ devnkylesta@gmail.com (I'm okay btw) 14:57 https://www.apple.com/apple-vision-pro/ 15:30 Stare into daddy's dead eyes, children 16:50 https://twitter.com/FreddieCampion/status/1665919835853979649 17:15 Mah mah mah mAH PERSONA!!! 17:45 If you're moving, I'm moving 18:15 The visual representation of your excess will be implied 19:10 HI MAMA DEV! 20:10 It was the Samsung Gear 20:40 Watch Honey I shrunk the kids that way was very meta 21:15 "You have all of human knowledge ON YOUR FACE!" 21:45 Not exploding is a hope for all our consumer gear 23:20 The famous Apple Brothers 23:45 The internet says you can plug into the wall 24:05 Pop your eyes right out of your skull 24:30 https://apnews.com/article/science-poland-wildlife-cats-birds-b942a55135832d085375de73c9cc2e23 25:30 We can all hope that July will be here someday 25:55 I guess it isn't "eliminate them" but it is "limit them" 27:00 You know how cat people can be 27:15 They're the same as dog people 27:30 Come at us, lizard people 27:55 You can put fuck on netflix 28:20 Netflix's mind control 28:40 Seriously, why did they need the k? 29:05 They grab on with NUPTUAL PADS! 29:30 Six legged frog! 30:10 In which Kyle attempts to extract the story 30:30 Ejector STORY! 31:35 Parenting in the 21st century 31:50 Dev continues to placate the boomers 32:40 Kyle likes a TP-Link 33:10 Dev reveals he's a luddite 33:30 In which someone figures out how to get Dec to not be their friend 34:45 "Unplug her, hide her, and then get her back out" 35:35 Didn't find Jesus, just a life partner 36:01 What a classy gentleman 36:30 Jealousy is the green eyed monster 36:55 It gets better.... 37:40 Kyle's teenage boys have checked... 38:30 Nickelback and Imagine Dragons. CANCEL HIM! 39:15 Dev has already been flagged by the FBI 39:30 devnkylesta@gmail.com please actually email us 39:55 Thanks for the email, Heather 40:15 Back to being a food podcast 40:55 "I guess it isn't bad"???? Welcome to "Kyle Starts the Apocalypse" 41:25 https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/25/dunkin-will-drop-donuts-from-its-logo-after-successful-test.html 41:50 Dunkin wasn't in California until 2015 42:15 Perfect California accents 42:30 devnkylesta@gmail.com 42:45 We'll see if you email us... 43:20 You know who you are 43:30 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_baseball_(metaphor) 43:55 Gimme Shelter! 44:25 Dev & Kyle Expand your Horizons 45:25 https://sprat.in/fifteen-percent-of-the-air-you-breathe-in-a-metro-station-is-human-skin 45:40 Skin? That's WORSE THAN FARTS! 46:45 https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-found-sweet-way-measure-pee-pools-180963124 47:00 Oh GROSS. Dev is right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S32y9aYEzzo 47:25 Chlorinated baths is how you REALLY get clean 47:42 It was 20 gallons in 220,000 gallons in the article 48:15 Apparently it is yellow laser beam targetted 48:40 Kyle always has one card to play 49:01 Blendjet 2 https://zen.ai/devandkyle 52:17 promo code DEVANDKYLE 53:15 Suburban camo, amirite? 54:00 Here's the joke 54:30 Kyle is actually sorry this time 55:20 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_William_D._Porter_(DD-579) 55:35 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tehran_Conference 01:02:25 Dreaming about wearing a non-waterproof scuba mask while watching ...
