I jay walked & my girlfriend went ape at me!

She sent me links to articles on the dangers of it and said I can't break rules!

Lads, is this one a pure nutter? I feel like I’m going out with a primary school principal. Any advice?

I'm seeing a girl about six weeks and she has a rule in her house.

All shoes must be removed at the front door and she goes crazy if not!

What do I do to convince her this is way over the top?

My housemate's boyfriend is using all my stuff!

I left an invoice for my housemate for her to replace all my stuff.

She's mad now and want's me out, am I in the wrong?

I went on a second date at Winterval this weekend

My date wore a Christmas jumper, elf ears and these bauble ear-rings and she insisted we go on all of the attractions -

I don't really want to be dating someone who acts like they're 8. Should I call it quits?

I bring my girlfriend to work every morning and she always does her make up in my car.

She spilled some foundation all over my seats and refused to clean it up.

I’ve banned her doing makeup in the car and now she’s not talking to me, am I in the right as it’s my car?

My boyfriend talked in his sleep the other night.

He said, "will ya lay off the fake tan"!

I'm worried he's talking about me, should I stop wearing fake tan?

My girlfriend and I got a new blow up hot tub.

We haven't used it together yet, but she's invited lads from her work over.

Can I ban her from inviting lads over to get in a hot tub with her?

My pregnant girlfriend is hogging the bathroom!

She has morning sickness and locks herself in the only bathroom.

Can I tell her to puke in a basin so I can shower?