Episodes

  • Oklahoma City, Limestone endemism, Relict Habitat of West Texas, and more

    Oklahoma City, Limestone endemism, Relict Habitat of West Texas, and more
    Oct 25 2024
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    Rants about scrub oaks in the sand dunes of West Texas, 500 million-year-old granite in Lawton Oklahoma and the obesity epidemic aflicting prairie dogs in nearby communities, plants that only grow on Limestone, arbutoid mycorrhizae and symbiosis between madrones and ecomycorrhizale soil fungi, the lack of large-scale native plant growers in Texas, etc.

    Species featured here :
    Stenaria pooleana
    Quercus aff. gravesii
    Arbutus xalapensis
    Cirsium turneri
    Petrophytum caespitosum
    Cercocarpus breviflorus
    Baccharis pteronioides
    Penstemon baccharifolius
    Garrya goldmanii
    Eriogonum hieraciifolium
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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Plant Anatomy, Again with Dr. Jim Mauseth

    Plant Anatomy, Again with Dr. Jim Mauseth
    Oct 16 2024
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    Did you know that the distal ends and tips of roots are the only parts doing any absorption? What the hell are cortical bundles and why did cacti evolve them? How can cactus roots grow so quickly after a rain and what do we mean by "root spurs"? How does the South American parasitic plant Tristerix aphylla behave like a fungus when it grows inside its host plant? And if you still don't understand what the hell Parenchyma is, here's your chance for a refresher.

    Dr. Jim Mauseth taught plant anatomy and botany for 30 years at UT Austin and literally wrote a textbook on the subject. He's also written a few other books and over a hundred research papers studying the anatomy of plants with an emphasis on cacti, and has traveled to South America and Mexico studying the family on numerous occasions. In this episode we go deep on plant tissues, plant cells, cellular components, plasmodesmata, cell membranes and how the a plant is technically only one single cell when you really get down to it...

    A reminder that the previous podcast episode on plant tissues covers some of the terminology in this episode, such as the 3 main tissue types : epidermal tissues, ground tissues (parenchyma, collenchyma, sclerenchyma) and vascular tissue (xylem and phloem). I highly suggest listening to that episode first or at least pausing the podcast if you're unclear about some of the terminology. Remember that tracheids and vessel elements apply only to xylem (which only moves water) and "sieve tubes", "companion cells" and "sieve plates" apply only to phloem (which only moves sugars and photosynthates).

    The 3 ground tissues are : parenchyma (primary walls only, large intercellular spaces, alive at maturity), collenchyma (only produces primary cell walls with thickened and re-inforced corners, alive at maturity), sclerenchyma (primary and secondary cell walls, dead at maturity).
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    2 hrs and 19 mins
  • Plant Tissue Systems Lecture

    Plant Tissue Systems Lecture
    Oct 12 2024
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    In this episode:
    We talk about the three main types of tissue systems in plants :

    Dermal (trichomes, guard cells)
    Ground (Parenchyma, Collenchyma, Sclerenchyma) &
    Vascular (xylem and phloem)

    What the hell are these tissues? Whatta they mean? Whatta they do?
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    57 mins
  • Chris Best, State Botanist - USFW

    Chris Best, State Botanist - USFW
    Oct 10 2024
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    Christ Best is the State Botanist with US Fish and Wildlife Service for the state of Texas, a position he has held for 30 years. He has extensive knowledge of plants in the Rio Grande Valley of South Texas, specifically. He has worked with numerous rare and endangered plant species including Physaria thamnophila, Asclpeias prostrata, Thymophylla tephroleuca and many more. He has also worked with mycorrhizae on cactus roots, propagating rare and endangered species, and navigating the sometimes tenuous relationship with private landowners in the state. In this episode we talk about propagating rare plants, fostering symbiotic relationhips between roots and beneficial fungi and bacteria in the soil microbiome by intentionally innoculating plants in propagation, endangered plants, peyote conservation (or lack there of), how geology can affect the plant species that occur in an area, and what random but interested people can do for plant conservation.
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    2 hrs and 46 mins
  • Debunking Charlatans & Posers with Professor Dave Explains

    Debunking Charlatans & Posers with Professor Dave Explains
    Oct 8 2024
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    Dave Farina is the host of the "Professor Dave Explains" youtube channel, an educational youtube series exploring a wide variety of scientific topics and offering free eduational tutorials on subjects ranging from human evolution to organic chemistry to arthropod taxonomy. In recent years, he has published a number of videos debunking pseudo-science quacks, charlatans, creationists, and flat-earthers.

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Archaeology, Texas History and Public Land

    Archaeology, Texas History and Public Land
    Oct 4 2024
    David Keller is a historian and archaeologist from West Texas who based out of Alpine, Texas.
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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Da Tubes Lecture (Shoots and Roots)

    Da Tubes Lecture (Shoots and Roots)
    Oct 3 2024
    Originally recorded as a class lecture, this podcast episode contains information on root structures and shoots and is accompanied by the PDF found at :

    https://drive.google.com/file/d/1vA_n1OWw2PpUJSqn3m5lbSOymH_aARB7/view?usp=drivesdk

    as well as chapters 23,24,&25 of "Raven Biology of Plants" textbook which can be downloaded for free on libgen.is in PDF form and read on a tablet.

    We cover : Apical Meristems, Lateral Meristems (and why monocots don't have any), root caps, cortex, endodermis, pericycle, , xylem, phloem and the components of each.
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    54 mins
  • Phylogenetic Crash Course podcast

    Phylogenetic Crash Course podcast
    Sep 26 2024
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    We talk about the basic elements of plant identification, how it ties into plant evolution, evolutionary trees aka cladograms, what "phylogeny" means and why monophyletic" and "synapomorphies" are such important terms.
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    1 hr and 30 mins