The ding of your notifications stirs you from your nightmares! Is it Count Orlok in your DMs or just another Couch Kids Podcast?! What if we told you… it was BOTH! That’s right, couch potatoes beware we’ve got a very special Valentine’s live action episode for you this week with none other than the heartthrob himself Count Orcoc— I mean, Orlock! Love, blood, and decrepit hog are in the air as the boys chat big on our friends at San Jose State, weather the storm of a HEADLINE HURRICANE, and Andrew’s new obsession: LORCANA! So perk up (not you Count Orlock) because you’re sure to savor this pod to the last drop!

Huh? Is that the familiar sound of a Volkswagen Jetta horn encroaching us at incredibly high speeds?! Uhh YEAH that must mean it’s another fantastic Couch Kids Monday with special guest Sammie! Whoa, while dodging debris we’ll be recovering the lost chapters of their New Years Eve Party, putting Sammie’s car key antics on trial, establishing some New Years Goals vs Resolutions, and discuss the “finer” points of American culture that our neighbors might not grasp! So if your hurtin’ plug that heart monitor in because this episode is sure to keep a pulse! (Unless you’re Ari…)

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it can only mean one thing… THE BOYS ARE BACK! Or you left your Count Orlock ASMR on… Either way we got you covered on both for this week’s episode of The Couch Kids! Grit your fangs and tear open that foil packaging because this week we are coming in hot with our coverage of the Pop Tart Bowl, movie madness, and Andrew’s nuanced impression of Nosferatu (with both a review of the film and a literal impression)! So collect those crumbs, this episode is sure to satisfy down to the last morsel left in the toaster!