Join me AND Kristen for an in-depth exploration of the astrological alien minefield that is 2025! In this sweeping forecast of the year to come, we’re covering the astounding assembly line of every outer planet’s move into new signs - including Neptune into Aries, Jupiter into Cancer, Uranus into Gemini, the Nodes into Pisces/Virgo, and of course Pluto now firmly in Aquarius. We can’t underscore enough how rare and consequential this is! And don’t you worry, we even cover the retrogrades, all the eclipses, and more. Plus, our predictions for hyper-individualism; rapid transit solutions; inter-dimensional communication; radical revolution; sex, war & rock’n’roll; not to mention the inevitable comeback of big boobs. Happy New Year to all!

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As of November 19th, 2024 Pluto officially ended its waffling and entered Aquarius for good . . . or until January 19th, 2044! Mercury and Mars are also retrograde at the moment, so let's do our due diligence and revisit an old - but still very relevant -episode, A new intro was recorded to check in on the latest from this transit in the news.

Pluto will focus its transformative powers on technology, democracy, revolution, the internet, intentional communities, outsiders, aliens and more! But this is about way more than just AI — after 16 long years in Capricorn, Pluto will also be bringing its spicy brand of evolution to a whole new area of your life. This week, find out what this mega shift in energy will mean for the collective and you with your Pluto in Aquarius rising sign horoscopes.

Horoscope timestamps:

Aquarius Rising - 59:26

Pisces Rising - 01:01:47

Aries Rising - 01:04:20

Taurus Rising - 01:06:20

Gemini Rising - 01:07:19

Cancer Rising - 01:08:43

Leo Rising - 01:09:57

Virgo Rising - 01:12:01

Libra Rising - 01:14:13

Scorpio Rising - 01:16:55

Sagittarius Rising - 01:18:35

Capricorn Rising - 01:20:20

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On December 6th, Mars - our planet of pure energy, ambition, zest, libido, and rage - stations retrograde in Leo. It will stay retrograde, making its way back into Cancer, until February 23rd, 2025. This week I give the rundown on what to expect from this strange slog of a transition into the new year. This includes all the dates in January and February to lay low and the ones for sweet relief and Mars rx horoscopes for every sign. I also provide a very small moment of silence for Pluto in Capricorn, reflect on all that has passed under its crushing 16-year reign, and cautiously eye what Pluto in Aquarius will bring. From old-school mobsters to aliens amongst us we go!

Time Stamps

Mars Rx Overview + Key dates: 15:51

Cancer 30:14

Leo 34:18

Virgo 38:17

Libra 41:50

Scorpio 45:06

Sagittarius 48:50

Capricorn 52:50

Aquarius 56:04

Pisces 59:52

Aries 01:04:31

Taurus 01:07:35

Gemini 01: 10:46

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Feeling rageful? Feeling victorious? What better time than to learn about your Mars sign. Your fighter, your guard dog, your engine and life force. Mars will be retrograde from December 6th, 2024 thru February 23rd, 2025. A time sure to be full of many speed bumps, so I spend this week covering some basics of the red planet in order to set us up for what to expect. Mars retrograde horoscopes coming soon!

00:25 Rant

30:00 Mars in mythology and symbolism

32:19 Mars astrological meanings

34:25 Mars in Aries

35:40 Mars in Taurus

36:56 Mars in Gemini

38:36 Mars in Cancer

40:09 Mars in Leo

41:34 Mars in Virgo

43:30 Mars in Libra

45:07 Mars in Scorpio

47:16 Mars in Sagittarius

48:56 Mars in Capricorn

51:00 Mars in Aquarius

52: 55 Mars in Pisces

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We all deserve a break from the current affairs. Join Maliea's Patreon for November's astrology and a rundown of the news. But for now, let’s be WASPs for Halloween! Join me as we take our morning stroll on the grounds of a 19th century farmhouse compound back East and prepare the vegetable gardens, the orchards, the personal trainer barn, 5 dogs, 3 donkeys, 5 horses, 13 peacocks, 50 canaries and everyone else we forgot for the coming gorgeous holiday season. We have a rustic Fall Harvest Supper for 75 tomorrow! Followed by some light insider trading.

Find out why Leos always make for the most fabulous hosts, what placement makes Martha particularly Wall Street savvy, a shark, and what transits got her caught. Find out how the astrology of her wedding date foreshadowed a life-altering transformation in her career, and of course her synastry with Snoop Dogg. The woman has a powerful career that didn’t even fully launch until she was in her 40s, so settle in. Have a madeleine.

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Listen, we recorded an episode for you all last week, but sadly hit a snafu when one of our microphones hit the floor and broke a . . . something. To make up for it we’re releasing a full-length episode from Maliea’s very own Patreon! Besides, these last two weeks of October may be some of the most astrologically tense weeks of 2024 so it’s important to brief you on the details. Become a member to get horoscopes like this one in your feed twice a month AND to support our sweet, devoted labor of love (and microphone repairs).

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We're touching down into the vast terrain that is relationship astrology. When two become one! Or in this case, when two become too many ideas. Or when two write a romantic comedy together and actually fall in love playing the characters they wrote. I'm joined by the hilariously charming Kate & Max - a newly-engaged couple who collaborate on writing, acting, and directing - and who were generous enough to subject themselves to some cosmic interpretation. We discuss the way their charts (funhouse) mirror each other, Mercury retrograde writing, 8th house process, sports metaphors, emotional cave dwellers, emotional astronauts, and finding oneself through the form -- even if that form is a postmodern Ikea table doused in a special sauce absolutely, unreservedly, located in Pennsylvania somewhere.

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We’re quickly approaching eclipse season and opening up an entirely new set of animated beginnings & endings in the signs of Pisces and Virgo on September 17th. What does it mean to open a new eclipse cycle as another one (in Libra and Aries) comes to an end? What are the micro and macro themes at play for us all? No one better to swim these waters with than my guest and fellow astrologer, writer, and visionary David Odyssey (@david_odyssey). We discuss the wellness chokehold, self-love, self-flagellation, Cunningham’s Law, sexy Catholicism of the 80s, global music, Sesame Street, the Golden Ages of entertainment in the midst of economic and political dark ages, spiritual connection, and HOPE. We also run through the astrology of recent news including RFK Jr., Selena Gomez, the largest stock market loss in the history of modern capitalism, and Pedro Almadovar's first English language film. Finally, I deliver horoscopes for how the tides will change for you all. Listen to both your Sun and Rising Signs.

TIMESTAMPS

04:54 Astrology in the News

20:03 Pisces-Virgo Eclipse series: meaning, implications and examples from history

Horoscopes

1:10:00 Pisces

01:14:00 Aries

1:16:33 Taurus

1:20:19 Gemini

1:24:55 Cancer

1:28:33 Leo

1:32:14 Virgo

1:35:30 Libra

1:39:22 Scorpio

1:41:57 Sagittarius

1:45:09 Capricorn

01:48:00 Aquarius

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