Bah, humbug, etc! Come on, even those of you who put the tree up in November must have had at least one ‘F*** it’s Christmas’ moment by now. Nice as it is and all that, let’s face it: trying to juggle freezing weather, FOMO, family drama, and Chelsea's over-the-top festivities (think Fortnum & Mason bags and 10ft Christmas trees) can get a bit much.

For everyone just trying to jingle through December—whether you’re drowning in mulled wine disguised as coffee or questioning why Twiglets suddenly seem like a good idea—this is the therapy you need. So grab the Quality Street, forget the pressure to make Christmas perfect, and embrace the chaos. And hey, take the Which Christmas Movie Character Are You? quiz while you’re at it. Merry Christmas, babes.

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Running a business is like scrolling Instagram—polished, filtered, and totally fake. In this episode, Louise and Ashley peel back the glossy filter to discuss the raw reality behind the perfect business persona.

From imposter syndrome to WTF-am-I-doing moments, and the pressure to “have it all,” we’re spilling the tea on the sacrifices and chaos that don’t make it to the highlight reel. We dive into “The Botox of Business”—the little lies and tweaks we all make to keep up appearances. If you’ve ever wondered what’s behind the scenes of those “successful entrepreneur” posts, this one’s for you.

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Chelsea isn’t all trust funds and Prada. For some it’s more fake handbags, £15 strawberries (that taste like betrayal) and running out of overpriced mascara. Louise spills on ditching her stilettos for Suffolk and Ashley confesses her eternal Chelsea Flu. Join us for the unfiltered chat on hustling in London’s poshest postcode and why being broke in Chelsea hits different. Whether you’ve got a trust fund or have no clue what one is, this will make you laugh, cringe and feel seen. Hit play babe, it’s time to get real.

P.S. If you’ve enjoyed the Broke in Chelsea podcast, you can buy us a coffee to support the show.