• Bateman Returns for the 3-Way Debate, Man!
    Oct 30 2024

    The season 2 finale is here, and the BPM Crew welcome back their ol' pal Andy! Games will be played. Debates will be had. Feelings will be shared. We'll laugh, we'll cry...well, we'll laugh at Jed crying mostly. On this episode:

    • Wheel of Propaganda - Round and round it goes. Where it stops...well, it's gonna be madness no matter what. Listen as the BPM gents try their hand at a little snake oil salesmanship to see whose propaganda game is top shelf
    • Mass Debate - In the first ever 3-way debate, the BPM Crew try to determine the best way to support your meat and potatoes while your out gallivanting around town. Will it be boxers, briefs, or commando?
    • Taste the Crew - So, you want to get to know the crew a little bit better do ya? Well close your eyes, open wide, and stick out your tongue! What is that intoxicating, funky flavor? That's the crew. You may want to use some mouthwash after this
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • I Paid For My Deep Dish and All I Got Was a Nickleback
    Oct 23 2024

    Here we go, here we go, here we go again! The infamous Episode 7 has finally arrived, so get ready to take a wild ride, guided by three suave, mysterious strangers that will have your funny bone playing tug-of-war with your heart. Yes I realize this is getting weird now. Also, please read the first line of this paragraph in the style of "Shoop" by Salt-N-Pepa, in case that reference wasn't clear

    • Props to Blank - The crew give props to these news making members of society and discuss their impact on everyday life for the rest of us
    • Mass Debate - Is Nickleback a great band....or the greatest band? Is this a riddle wrapped in a paradox? Listen as Kraig and Kirk debate the merits of one of the most polarizing bands to ever grace a Spider-Man soundtrack
    • Drink the Water - In this Windy City edition, the crew discusses some of Chicago's most notable food options, with only a touch of ignorance and a certain magical way of describing a long and proud food culture, that will certainly delight any native Chicagoan to their sausage-loving hearts
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    46 mins
  • Wheel Reinvented: My Dinner with Kraig
    Oct 9 2024

    Holy hell, here we go again! Ha ha haa! Yes. Yes. On this episode:

    • Props to Blank - Your going to hear some interesting stories, being told by some very intriguing fellas. Opinions will be bandied about. Chaos will ensue
    • Probing Deep Inside - When you start rooting around inside of Kraig, you will find some dark and disturbing shit. And if you lube up first, he gets angry. Find out why Kraig wants to be a human cannonball, and other fun facts
    • Wheel of Propaganda - Round and round it goes. Where it stops...well, it's gonna be madness no matter what. Listen as the BPM gents try their hand at a little snake oil salesmanship to see whose propaganda game is top shelf
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Ol' Saint Dick-alous and His Ho-Ho-Hoes Get Ridiculous
    Oct 1 2024

    Well here we go again! The BPM boys lost track of time, but have finally reemerged after a year of self-reflection and introspection with another humdinger of an episode. This week's segments include:

    • Propaganda's Choice - "Would You Rather" if it was played by three guys that forget they are being recorded, and lack any kind of better judgement or filter. This could get a little wacky!
    • Mass Debate - Is Santa Claus real? Don't let the little ones hear this one, or the magic could be ruined forever! Kraig and Jed get holly and jolly like they’re high on molly. Golly!
    • BPM presents: Bae Battle! - What's that you say? A BPM version of "The Newlywed Game"? Sounds like fun! Come and marvel as Kraig and Kirk welcome their better halves, Joy and Pamela, into the studio to see if Team Married can prove they know each other better than Team Unmarried. Who will win…?🏆
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    1 hr
  • Anthony Capybara Vs. Arnold Palmer
    Sep 12 2023

    It's the Mid-Season Finale Spectacular! We're already half way through the season, and the BPM crew is feeling it, so they're going to take a breather for a few weeks, but they'll be back with more vulgarity, friendship, and hilariousness soon, so stay tuned! On this week's episode...

    • BPM Ranks - If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have three tasty non-alcoholic beverages, what would they be? The BPM crew rank and ridicule their choices
    • Prop Culture - Kraig wants to be the Shatty Daddy, Kirk is troubled by the sudden appearance of an entire species out of thin air, and Jed loves AI butts and he cannot lie
    • Truth or Propaganda - This BPM version of Hollywood Squares is all about sitcoms from the 80's. Listen as the crew discover who's the boss over at Bayside High, with trivia deep cuts so good, they'll have Cousin Larry Appleton doing the Dance of Joy
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    56 mins
  • Andy Brings the Sauce to Earth Day
    Aug 29 2023

    This episode welcomes back an old friend, local city council member and original BPM host, Andy Bateman! Andy brings his love of irreverent and witty humor to the discussions, all the while trying not to ruin all of his political capital and aspirations in one hilarious hour of regret.

    • Blank, Blank, or Blank - With Earth Day only slightly in the rear view, the BPM crew decide how to Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle some various fun, and not-so-Eco-friendly items
    • Mass Debate - Kirk decides to use a bombshell tactic to try and bring down Jed once and for all in this colorful argument. Will it work? Does it matter? As usual, the answer is "No"
    • Props to Blank - The crew give props to some news making members of society and discuss their impact on everyday life for the rest of us
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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Shameless Plugs and the Ol' Shaft and Sack Maneuver
    Aug 15 2023

    The hits just keep on coming as the award winning BPM continues to top the podcasting charts! Any moment now, their bank accounts will be loaded and the beds will be rockin' with the sweet, sweet thunder lovin' that only the BPM boys can bring! "What does that even mean?", you ask. Well all I'm saying is, prepare to have to change your panties/briefs after listening to the smooth, sexy voices of three alpha studs.

    • Propaganda's Choice - Would-You-Rather BPM style! Two scenarios offered; two choices presented; one decider of fates; opinions galore. Let the dickery begin
    • Prop Culture - The crew recommend to you some of the finest things you may have missed from the zeitgeist. Scams, entrepreneurship, and a "too hot for TV" in memoriam make this a virtual cornucopia of hilarity
    • Florida Man Challenge - In this shining new segment, the crew discusses some of the magic brought to our lives by the average Florida citizen. It seems like a majority of these will involve penises, drugs, or an intoxicating blend of both
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    52 mins
  • Jed Dreams of April O’Neil’s Ice Creams
    Aug 1 2023

    The season 2 premiere is here! The BPM crew is back and in top form with another family-friendly episode. See if you and the kids can find this week’s “fun word of the episode”, and we’ll…see you next Tuesday…er…the Tuesday after that actually.

    • Taste the Crew - So, you want to get to know the crew a little bit better do ya? Well close your eyes, open wide, and stick out your tongue! What is that intoxicating, funky flavor? That's the crew. You may want to use some mouthwash after this
    • Mass Debate - Kraig and Kirk take a lively debate and quickly make it personal. We recommend you have your pets leave the room for this one
    • Drink the Water - In this brand spanking new segment, the crew discusses some hometown favorites and oddities. This week you get to hear your favorite pudgy midwesterners rant and rave about tasty ice creams
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    56 mins