Welcome back to the show where romance gets roasted, movies are rated, and the tangents fly faster than Jeff Goldblum in a red leather jacket. Here’s what’s cooking this episode:

• Romance, Ruined: Johnny Spoiler admits he’s a romantic who doesn’t believe in romance. Confused? So is he. But he’s happy to break it down with terms like "micromancing" (tiny gestures over grand ones) and "DMWs" (dating with Johnny in the middle, because why not?).
• Male Archetypes: Ever wondered if you’re a "sex pig" or a "toxic turkey"? Johnny doesn’t hold back on playful commentary about male casting in real life and pop culture.
• Buffy’s Back: Sarah Michelle Gellar is set to reprise her iconic role in aBuffy the Vampire Slayer reboot on Hulu. Cue the nostalgia!
• Headlines and Movie Trivia: From Dave Franco to Peter Dinklage, a road trip comedy calledThe S**heads is already stirring up title trouble (looking at you, MPAA). Plus, Johnny dives into the indie gemBetween the Lines, a 70s flick about scrappy journalists and life’s inevitable changes.

Binge-Worthy or Not?
Johnny rates Between the Lines as a "binge later." It’s got heart, but its smooth jazz pacing might make you sleepy unless you’re in the mood for something mellow.

Listener Shoutouts:
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Johnny Spoiler dives into his mixed emotions about being invited to Sundance Film Festival as a content creator, questioning its modern-day significance and reflecting on iconic Sundance moments from 1999. He pays tribute to the late David Lynch, exploring Lynch's legacy and musings on content creation. Johnny also reviews Candy Mountain, a quirky road movie about a musician chasing a legendary guitar maker, featuring standout performances by Tom Waits, Laurie Metcalf, and David Johansen. Plus, news on The Mask 2, Gladiator 2, and the exciting new animated anthology Secret Level.

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Johnny dives into the chaos of New Year’s resolutions and an intergalactic shakedown in the cult classic Dark Angel (aka I Come in Peace).

New Year’s Resolutions: A hilarious deep dive into the history of broken resolutions, from ancient Babylonian spring festivals to the Middle Ages’ Peacock Vows.

Home Video Headlines: Hollywood on fire, Demi Moore’s Golden Globe win for The Substance, and the rise of horror at awards shows.

Dark Angel Breakdown:

Dolph Lundgren battles trench-coat-wearing, mullet-sporting aliens.

Fun facts: Alternate titles, on-set accidents, and rewrites by Jurassic Park’s David Koepp.

What could a sequel have looked like? (Hint: I Don’t Come in Peace).

Shogun remake awards buzz and why Hiroyuki Sanada is a modern-day Toshiro Mifune.

Anticipated 2025 movies: 28 Years Later, Predator Badlands, and Death of a Unicorn.

Why horror is the ultimate genre, capable of encompassing all others.

Stick around for Johnny’s New Year antics, movie trivia, and outrageous commentary. Don’t forget to check the show notes for streaming deals and exclusive content.

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Join Johnny Spoiler as he dives into the wild world of movie madness, from holiday rants to pop culture tangents. This episode kicks off with a breakdown of Austin Butler’s psychotic charm, Ryan Reynolds fatigue, and Sony’s mishandling of the Spider-Verse. Then, it’s all about Buffalo 66, Vincent Gallo’s cult classic—a story of bowling, bad bets, and bizarre family dinners. Packed with trivia, hot takes, and Manscaped holiday deals, this stocking stuffer episode is a chaotic celebration of cinema and all its quirks.

Watch, laugh, and trim that tree—just don’t miss it!

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Later, we dive into Gold (2016), a hidden gem starring Matthew McConaughey. I unpack the true scandal behind the story, the incredible performances, and why this film is a binge-now masterpiece. Plus, we’ve got holiday survival tips, thoughts on ambition, and why you should embrace your inner lone wolf.

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Johnny Spoiler breaks down the difference between true horror fans and those who only watch during Halloween. He also dives into feel-good movies for the upcoming holiday season and reflects on the irony of overspending on holiday gifts. Movie of the week? Brewster’s Millions—a classic that gets Johnny excited with trivia about Richard Pryor, John Candy, and more. Plus, thoughts on Brothers starring Peter Dinklage and Josh Brolin.

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We kick things off with a cold open and a dash of humor before diving into the heart of the show. We discuss the long-form content that often turns into non sequiturs, followed by the latest home video headlines, including Netflix's upcoming animated series In Case of Emergency set in a British hospital and the surprising renewal of Billy the Kid for its third and final season.

Moving on to our main feature, we explore Jason Lives (Friday the 13th Part 6), where Tommy Jarvis unwittingly resurrects Jason Voorhees while trying to cremate his remains. With recurring themes and characters, we touch on the film's influence, notable trivia, and why this installment stands out in the franchise. Highlights include the director’s clever nods to other horror films and the unique kills that make you actually care about the characters.

Additionally, we react to They Live, a John Carpenter classic, discussing its themes of artificial consciousness and subliminal messaging in the context of our current media landscape.

Lastly, I introduce my rating system: Binge Now, Binge Later, and Binge Never. Spoiler alert: Jason Lives gets a solid Binge Now from me!

Join us for a thrilling discussion packed with horror insights, nostalgia, and a few laughs as we celebrate the spooky season!

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Johnny Spoiler dishes out his unique and hilarious take on the latest in TV, movies, and more. The episode kicks off with some unconventional advice—If your baby mama wants you to move to Florida, think twice!—with Johnny comparing Florida to a “dark space between your balls and your butthole.” From there, things only get wilder.

Johnny breaks down Ryan Murphy’s new show, "The Beauty," featuring a bizarre STD that makes you more attractive while it kills you. He speculates about Ashton Kutcher and Evan Peters, and how Kutcher might be dodging the spotlight for now.

The episode dives into horror movie history as Johnny discusses cult favorite Near Dark and praises director Kathryn Bigelow. Want to spice up your Halloween watchlist? Tune in for his recommendation!

Later, Johnny gives the lowdown on the monster-filled flick Lurking Fear and its messy production woes. Does it get a binge now, binge later, or binge never rating? Find out in this deep dive into schlocky horror classics!

Finally, Johnny takes a jab at vampire-gentrified towns with his review of the new Salem's Lot on Max and talks about how vampires and real estate investments might go hand in hand. Strap in for a wild ride through the world of binge-worthy content!

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