Episodes

  • I Believe in Santa Claus

    I Believe in Santa Claus
    Dec 14 2024

    Ho, ho, ho! In this year’s seasonal special, our heroes settle in for a French festive fantasy film, featuring child abuse, casual racism, and sweat-shop elves. Isn’t that what everyone wants in a Christmas movie? Not Mark, apparently…
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    1 hr and 45 mins
  • Noah's Shark

    Noah's Shark
    Nov 16 2024

    In this episode, Mark and Helen are let loose as we find a film SO BAD that Chris taps out.
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    55 mins
  • Stormswept (1995. Dir. David I. Frazer)

    Stormswept (1995. Dir. David I. Frazer)
    Oct 12 2024
    To honour episode this being episode 69 (dudes), our intrepid trio try to break the recent run of abysmal films and tackle “erotic horror” Stormswept – from the director of […]
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    1 hr and 52 mins
  • Strippers vs. Werewolves (2012. Dir. Jonathan Glendening)

    Strippers vs. Werewolves (2012. Dir. Jonathan Glendening)
    Sep 21 2024
    In this episode, our heroes check out a group of strippers who don’t strip, not fighting a gang of werewolves who don’t change into werewolves. Not exactly a Ronseal film, […]
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    2 hrs and 42 mins
  • Ship of the Damned (2024. Dir. Steve Lawson)

    Ship of the Damned (2024. Dir. Steve Lawson)
    Jul 13 2024
    In this episode, Chris took a nap and Mark fixed a broken office chair – both of which were preferable to watching Helen’s pick. And yes, we are planning an […]
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    1 hr and 42 mins
  • Codename: Dynastud (2018. DIr. Richard Griffin)

    Codename: Dynastud (2018. DIr. Richard Griffin)
    Jun 15 2024
    In this episode, Chris and Helen embark on a mission to save the world, one homosexual at a time.
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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • They Saved Hitler’s Brain (1968. Dir. David Bradley)

    They Saved Hitler’s Brain (1968. Dir. David Bradley)
    May 18 2024
    In this episode, Mark attempts to lower the bar with the red-headed stepchild of “The Madmen of Mandoras” and “The X Files”. And yes, it’s as bad as it sounds… […]
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    1 hr and 54 mins
  • Poltergay (2006. Dir. Eric Lavaine)

    Poltergay (2006. Dir. Eric Lavaine)
    Apr 20 2024
    In this episode, Mark takes the night off as Chris and Helen bust out their best dance moves to the unmistakable sounds of Poltergay… Also, a rare apology… Up next, […]
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    1 hr and 35 mins