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Bearded Beer Pod ASMR Special: May-June 2024

Welcome, Bearded Beer Pod fans, to the most anticipated (or should we say, hop-ticipated?) episode of the year: our May-June 2024 ASMR special! Brace yourselves for a tantalizing symphony of sounds that will tingle your taste buds and tickle your auditory senses.

In this sudsy serenade, we dive headfirst into the fizzy fray with G’s infamous "Crack-a-Cold-One" opener, where each pop, hiss, and glug is amplified to frothy perfection. Feel the bubbles fizz and the carbonation caress your ears like never before!

Next, we transition into "The Whispering Yeast," where our resident fermentation enthusiast softly speaks the secrets of yeast strains and brewing techniques, all while lightly tapping on glass carboys and stainless steel fermenters. It's like a TED Talk, but way more intoxicating.

Don't miss "The Hops Rub," a segment dedicated to the gentle rustling of hop pellets between fingertips. The soothing crinkle will have you feeling like you’re floating in a field of hops on a breezy summer day. Ahhh, tranquility.

And for the grand finale, "Malted Melodies" offers a mouth-watering mashup of sounds from malting barley. Enjoy the rhythmic swish of grains in burlap sacks and the delicate clinking of malted barley being poured into the mill. It's a grainy groove guaranteed to get you in the brewing mood.

But wait, there's more! As always, there’s a twist: G was too lazy to write this himself and outsourced the job to an AI. Yup, he’s now in cahoots with SkyNet. Long live our new robot overlords!

So, sit back, relax, and let the Bearded Beer Pod ASMR special whisk you away to a hoppy haven. Cheers!

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