This week on The Golden Bachelorette, the bloodbath continues, as we say farewell to three more of our favourite men (and also another one). Plus, two lacklustre single dates and a bizarre farewell fakeout. Wow, it sounds pretty rough when I put it like that!

Never fear, though: we’re feeling our oats this week thanks to our new sponsor, we’re standing up to cancer, and we’re celebrating the resurgence of the tush.

This week, one man is sent on a glitzy all-expenses-paid trip to Las Vegas, whilst another is plonked on a horse. The sixty-somethings are pushed to engage in strenuous activity and many of them are injured in the process, and Joan is struggling under the weight of her performance of ultimate femininity. In conclusion, Episode 3 of The Golden Bachelorette is a land of contrasts.

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This week, we're joined once again by LMFAO Expert and girlfriend of the pod Lauren Guerrera to discuss the FBOY Island AU S2 finale! We're still reeling from the very unexpected outcome, but we try our best to decompress and provide some closure after a pretty jarring season finale. There's tons to pull apart from both the finale and the post-show, and we're also a little divided on our winners and losers. Plus you might hear some little hee-hees along the way.

Lauren's got a season's worth of hot takes stored up, Max has taken up skinning animals, and Xavy's got strong feelings about payment methods - plus... they sent us hats.

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