Episodes

  • Episode 7: Guitar Zaddy

    Episode 7: Guitar Zaddy
    Aug 22 2023
    GOOD MORNING BITCHES! Episode 7 - Jordanna is reporting to you live from Hurricane Hillary in Los Angeles. She catches you up to speed about where she's at with her poly lover Tony, and regales you with the tales of her guitar teacher who she fell HARD for. Short and sweet. Whatever. Love you.
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    26 mins
  • EPISODE 6: I'm in Love with a Stripper (feat. Abbie Warhus)

    EPISODE 6: I'm in Love with a Stripper (feat. Abbie Warhus)
    Aug 14 2023

    After a 1 week hiatus, Jordanna returns fresh as ever with someone she's ACTUALLY KISSED. Abbie Warhus swapped spit with Jordanna a number of times while they romped around Chicago in 2022, because girlies be girly-ing. Abbie is a professional dancer and commands the attention of those around her through pole dancing and stripping. We talk about how Abbie got into pole dancing, auditioning for the strip club, strip club culture, and all things queer pole. GET INTO IT.
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • EPISODE 5: This is What You Call an Existential Crisis

    EPISODE 5: This is What You Call an Existential Crisis
    Jul 31 2023
    This Barbie is suffering! That's right - Jordy saw the Barbie film and it left her feeling like the fabric that makes up The Void in which we all live. Really cool stuff! If this is your first time listening to the pod, might we suggest you start with literally any other episode...although, nothing matters and we're all gonna die so do whatever you want.
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    19 mins
  • EPISODE 4: The Apps

    EPISODE 4: The Apps
    Jul 24 2023
    Jordanna begins this episode with what can only be described as a deeply disturbing recount of a nightmare she had last week. I'm so sorry about that. She then HARD pivots to an analysis of the dating apps including Tinder, Hinge, Lex, Her, Feeld, and Raya. Her period looms over her emotions for the entirety of the episode, and things wrap up quickly as she is hit with an icky memory of being rejected in the club. Tap in bitches.
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    40 mins
  • EPISODE 3: Dating History

    EPISODE 3: Dating History
    Jul 17 2023
    Jordanna begins episode 3 by being an absolute grouch. The gworl is TIRED! Things turn around as she dives into her short but meaty dating history. The stories start back in 2012 in suburban Philadelphia, and bring you all the way to 2023 in LA. She even gets SPORTY SPICY by defining ~THE BASES~ in both queer and hetero terms. TUNE IN CUNT.
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    38 mins
  • EPISODE 2: Plaid Skirts & Poetry (feat. Caitlyn Clear)

    EPISODE 2: Plaid Skirts & Poetry (feat. Caitlyn Clear)
    Jul 11 2023

    In this episode, Jordanna reads a couple poems (gay), and tells the story of getting a phone number from a hot bartender. We also meet the OFFICIAL AWGK QUEER FILM CORRESPONDENT, Caitlyn Clear, who joins us to chat all things D.E.B.S. - quite possibly the most fun and exciting sapphic film we have to date. Wait wait wait...where are you going?!?! ARE WE GONNA KISS?!?!?!
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    40 mins
  • Oh my god...are we gonna kiss???

    Oh my god...are we gonna kiss???
    Jul 3 2023
    WELCOME TO "...ARE WE GONNA KISS?" In this intro ep I regale you with the roots of my queerness (Carrie Brownstein) and the effect that queer music has had on my journey. Things get graphic (if you're blood-related to me don't listen), and I plan to continue in this manner. Don't take anything too seriously. After all, it's only our first date..............but wait...........are we gonna kiss??????????
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    18 mins