Apocalypse...Now?

By: Jo Anna Van Thuyne
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  • Jo Anna Van Thuyne hosts this comedic podcast that explores the existential philosophy of The Apocalypse while sharing her life story, and talking to opinionated people.
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  • Apocalypses, Aliens, and Turning 40: Jo Anna Van Thuyne’s Chaotic Comeback

    Apocalypses, Aliens, and Turning 40: Jo Anna Van Thuyne’s Chaotic Comeback
    Jan 13 2025
    Because the Apocalypse Can’t Stop Jo Anna Van Thuyne Guess who's back? Back again. Jo Anna Van Thyne's back—so tell a friend. Or, you know, just leave a voicemail at (920) 474-6763 because this woman is ready to hear your deepest, darkest, most pandemic-induced existential crises. After a hiatus that probably involved some soul-searching, a 9-to-5 grind, and a midlife crisis complete with a side of alien conspiracies, Jo Anna has clawed her way out of survival mode and is here to remind us all that Apocalypse... Now? is still a thing—and so is she. What’s the Vibe? Turning 40 is usually about buying a sports car or joining a questionable yoga cult, but not for Jo Anna. (She's joined plenty of cults) No, she's leaning in with her trademark mix of sarcasm and sincerity, serving up real talk about life, society, and the sheer WTF-ness of it all. This comeback episode is like the apocalypse-themed TED Talk you didn’t know you needed—but with more laughs and fewer laser pointers. Five Things You’ll Hear (and Love) in This Episode 1. Pandemic PTSD but Make It Funny Jo Anna dives into the hot mess that was the early 2020s. Feeling like 2020 was the end of the world? Spoiler alert: you’re not alone. In true Jo Anna fashion, she tackles collective trauma with humor sharp enough to cut through even the thickest of N95 masks. 2. Plot Twist: Jo Anna vs. Corporate America Turns out, facing three personal apocalypses in four years will really make you question things—like whether the “dream job” is worth sacrificing your creativity. Pro tip: it’s not. But Jo Anna’s back to podcasting and making music because creativity is how she survives. And if the 9-to-5 is sucking the life out of you too, maybe this episode will give you some hope. Or at least a laugh. 3. 40 and Fabulous-ish Midlife crises are supposed to involve red convertibles and Botox, but Jo Anna’s decided to throw her energy into launching a new podcast, Institutionalized Creativity. Because nothing says "rebirth" like creating more work for yourself. 4. Authoritarianism, But Make It Relatable Yeah, Jo Anna's going there. Disillusioned with the state of the world? Same. But she’s also opening up the lines of communication, encouraging listeners to share their stories. Because if we’re all spiraling, we might as well do it together. 5. Aliens and AI—Oh My! Let’s sprinkle in some conspiracy theories and tech paranoia for good measure. Jo Anna swears she was right about aliens (we’re not saying she’s wrong), and she’s not holding back on her thoughts about AI. Oh, and there’s also a guided meditation, because why not? Why You Need to Hit Play This isn’t just another podcast episode—it’s a masterclass in resilience, reboots, and rolling with life’s punches. Jo Anna Van Thyne is raw, real, and ridiculous (in the best way). Whether you’re here for the laughs, the feels, or the alien theories, she’s got you covered. So grab your headphones and join Jo Anna on this wild ride. Call her voicemail line at (920) 474-6763 (yes, for real). Subscribe to Apocalypse Now on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. Follow her on Instagram and TikTok (@JoPincushion) because, honestly, you could use a little more snark in your feed. And remember: even when everything feels apocalyptic, there’s still time for a good laugh and a little bit of hope. Or, at the very least, some juicy alien tea.
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    18 mins
  • Drones, Fascism, and Aliens—Oh My! Navigating Midlife Crises and Apocalypse Vibes

    Drones, Fascism, and Aliens—Oh My! Navigating Midlife Crises and Apocalypse Vibes
    Dec 30 2024
    This trailer kicks off an unfiltered flight into the chaos of modern life! From drones dominating the skies to the return of Trump, midlife crises, and the ever-present specter of aliens, host Jo Anna Van Thuyne returns to tackle the dystopian realities of life with humor and insight. Don’t miss new episodes of Apocalypse… Now? starting January 2025. Join us as we hold space for the end of the world—metaphorically… we hope. Drones, Fascism, and Aliens—Oh My! Why We’re All Bracing for the Apocalypse If you’ve ever looked at the world and thought, “What the hell is going on?”—you’re not alone. From political chaos to technological takeovers, it feels like we’re teetering on the edge of something big. Maybe even apocalyptic. But don’t worry—I’m here to be your guide through the madness on new episodes of Apocalypse… Now? Did We Fall Out of a Coconut Tree or Into a Dystopia? You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? Look around. We’ve reached a tipping point where the political landscape is more absurd than ever. Meanwhile, drones have gone from futuristic gadgets to everyday annoyances that leave people across New York (and beyond) with more questions than answers. The Return of Chaos: Trump, Drones, and the Midlife Crisis And let’s talk about the elephant in the room—or rather, the Trump in the headlines. You didn’t think I’d leave you hanging during another unprecedented time, did you? His re-election feels like the sequel no one asked for. And honestly, it’s been a lot. I’ll admit it: recently, I’ve been staring down the barrel of a midlife crisis, trying to make sense of my trauma and find my way forward. But then you assholes re-elected him. So now, I’m back, bitches—ready to take on drones, fascism, and yes, aliens. Aliens, Drones, and the Bigger Picture Speaking of aliens… they’re not just conspiracy theories anymore. Sightings and strange phenomena have skyrocketed, leaving us to wonder: are they here to help, or are they as fed up with us as we are? Add drones into the mix, and we’re basically living in a sci-fi thriller. The skies are crowded, and our questions are piling up. Why Humor Is Our Best Defense Against Doom Sure, things look grim. But if we can’t laugh at the absurdity of it all, what’s the point? That’s why Apocalypse… Now? exists. It’s not just a podcast—it’s a survival guide for the end times, served with a hefty dose of humor and honesty. We’ll explore the weird, the wild, and the downright terrifying, all while holding space for a little hope… and maybe even a giant meteor to finally put us out of our misery. Join Me for New Episodes Starting January 2025 So, are you ready to embrace the chaos with me? Mark your calendars: Apocalypse… Now? drops new episodes starting January 2025. Together, we’ll tackle the big questions: What’s next for humanity? How do we survive the insanity? And seriously, is that a bird, a plane, or just another drone? Let’s laugh, cry, and maybe even find a little clarity as we navigate these unprecedented times. Until then, keep an eye on the skies, and don’t forget to subscribe. OpenAI. (2024). ChatGPT [Large language model]. https://chatgpt.com
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    1 min
  • Micheal Hartney and Squirrel Comedy (Theater)

    Micheal Hartney and Squirrel Comedy (Theater)
    Jun 14 2021
    Micheal has been known in the NYC improv and sketch world for years--but the pandemic has pushed him to provide a place for his fellow performers to grow: Squirrel Comedy Theater!
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