A Talk in the Attic

By: Kirk Ross
  • Summary

  • Expect the unexpected in this one-man variety show hosted by Kirk Ross from his studio in Grand Rapids, MI.

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Episodes
  • Election Special 2024: Kirk Goes MAGA
    Nov 6 2024

    Remember, remember the fifth of November... Kirk uses his green screen to insert himself in the campaign season's final MAGA rally at Van Andel Arena in Grand Rapids, MI. This one is best consumed in its video format: WATCH 245 NOW

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    24 mins
  • is this corgi hot enough?
    May 7 2024

    after a lengthy hiatus, kirk laments his life choices and ponders one of life's great questions: is this corgi hot enough?

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    3 mins
  • From Fontes to Patricia (Just the Song)
    Jan 27 2024

    This song is an excerpt from A Talk in the Attic Ep. 242. This parody was written and performed by Kirk Ross using Neil Young's "From Hank to Hendrix" as the source of inspiration.

    From Fontes to Patricia
    I stayed rootin’ for you
    I was this close to giving up
    Couldn’t bring myself to
    So many new coaches
    It was an endless hell
    So hard to believe in them
    Until Dan Campbell

    Finally got it together
    MCDC’s bona fide
    He’s built a culture here
    Throw SOL aside

    Scott Mitchell to Matt Stafford
    Sure, they both made me smile
    But now we’re heading to a title game
    San Francisco-style
    I found myself thinking
    Why it’d felt so off
    Turns out, we needed more
    Enter Jared Goff

    Finally got a QB
    One who takes care of the ball
    Calm as a cucumber
    Plus he’s pretty tall

    Sometimes it’s Montgomery
    Other times it’s Jahmyr
    Sun God, LaPorta or Leaf
    With no tacklers near
    Defense getting better
    Finally hitting their stride
    Iffy, Duce, Branch and Cam
    Hutch & Mac inside

    This roster’s so much better
    Younger, faster, and tough as nails
    Plus they’re gritty as f**k
    And GRIT, it never fails

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    4 mins

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