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  • A Little English - Coming Soon!
    Jul 19 2022

    This is the trailer for A Little English - Learn English by listening to stories. ALE is a new way to study English by yourself when you have the time.

    We will release Season One very soon!

    You can read the transcript after the credits.

    👉Visit our website to download the Podcast User's Manual and find out more! https://alittleenglish.com/


    A Little English is written, produced, recorded, edited, mixed, mastered and scored by Edward Cooper Howland.

    All stories are either in the public domain, or written by me.

    Copyright 2023 Edward Cooper Howland

    Transcript:

    What if the stories in your English course could make you laugh? 

    What if they could break your heart?

    What if you just had to know...what happens next?

    My name is Cooper Howland, and I'm an English professor in Hiroshima, Japan. I love teaching, I love English literature, and I love podcasts. So, I decided to combine all three into this show! 

    In each episode, I read a short story in English. Some of them are famous, some not-so-famous. Some of them I even write myself. 

    I choose the stories carefully and read slowly, so they're easy to understand. After each story, I teach three tiny lessons. Not too much, just A Little English.

    If you go to my website, www.alittleenglish.com, you can connect with me, and you can download the Podcast User’s Manual, which will give you some ideas about how to study using the show.

    I can’t wait to share all these great stories with you. See you soon!

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    2 mins
  • Winnie-the-Pooh Chapter I: In Which We Are Introduced to Winnie-the-Pooh and Some Bees, and the Stories Begin
    Aug 3 2022

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    Season 1 Episode 1

    Thank you for downloading the very first episode of ALE!

    I'm very excited to begin this journey with you.

    👉Check out some of the original art by EH Shepard:

    Pooh and Christopher Robin coming downstairs.

    "Under the name of Sanders"

    Pooh hangs from his balloon

    👉The story begins at 2:20 and the tiny lessons begin at 21:12

    👉You can find the transcript after the Credits!

    👉Visit our website to download the Podcast User's Manual and find out more! https://alittleenglish.com/


    A Little English is written, produced, recorded, edited, mixed, mastered and scored by Edward Cooper Howland.

    All stories are either in the public domain, or written by me.

    Copyright 2023 Edward Cooper Howland

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    TRANSCRIPT:

    INTRO 0:00

    Hi. My name is Cooper Howland, and this is…A Little English. Every episode, I read a short story. After the story, there are three tiny lessons. 

    If you’re really serious about studying using this podcast, please go to my website, www.alittleenglish.com. I’ve made a Podcast User’s Manual that can give you some ideas about how to study with podcasts. If you just want to listen, then relax and enjoy. 

    So, let’s get into this story. Today we are reading Chapter One of Winnie-the-Pooh by AA Milne. I’m really excited about reading this book. When I was a kid, my dad used to read it to me before bed, or when I was sick. I have some really great memories of this book, so I’m very excited to share it with you. 

    Now, this first chapter is a little confusing because it’s actually two stories. The first one is about a boy named Christopher Robin, and his stuffed bear, Pooh. Christopher Robin’s father is going to tell him a bedtime story. The second part is the story that the father tells. Then at the end, we return to Christopher Robin at bedtime. I hope that it’s not too confusing, but don’t worry. The rest of the stories aren’t like that. 

    In order to maybe make it easier, I’ve brought in a guest to help me tell this story. This is Tabatha TABBY WORDS and she’s going to be playing Christopher Robin. 

    And in the end, if the structure is too confusing, the best thing you can do is just….don’t worry about it! It’s a beautiful, funny little story. Just relax and listen to the melody and the rhythm of it. Enjoy yourself! Are you ready? Let’s begin. 

    STORY 2:20


    I

    In Which We Are Introduced to Winnie-the-Pooh and Some Bees, and the Stories Begin

    Here is Edward Bear, coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump, on the back of his head, behind Christopher Robin. It is, as far as he knows, the only way of coming downstairs, but sometimes he feels that there really is another way, if only he could stop bumping for a moment and think of it. And then he feels that perhaps there isn’t. Anyhow, here he is at the bottom, and ready to be introduced to you....

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    31 mins
  • Winnie-the-Pooh Chapter II: In Which Pooh Goes Visiting and Gets Into a Tight Place
    Aug 10 2022

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    Season 1 Episode 2

    Thank you for downloading this episode.

    👉Check out some of the original art by EH Shepard:

    Pooh goes visiting

    Pooh has some trouble

    All Rabbit's friends and relations

    👉The story begins at 1:34 and the tiny lessons begin at 16:14

    👉You can find the transcript after the Credits!

    👉Visit our website to download the Podcast User's Manual and find out more! https://alittleenglish.com/


    A Little English is written, produced, recorded, edited, mixed, mastered and scored by Edward Cooper Howland.

    All stories are either in the public domain, or written by me.

    Copyright 2023 Edward Cooper Howland

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    TRANSCRIPT:

    INTRO 0:00

    Hi. My name is Cooper Howland, and this is…A Little English. Every episode, I read a short story. After the story, there are three tiny lessons. 

    If you’re really serious about studying using this podcast, please go to my website, www.alittleenglish.com. You can get the Podcast User’s Manual, with lots of ideas for self-study. If you just want to listen, then relax and enjoy. 

    So, let’s get into this story. Today we are reading Chapter Two of Winnie-the-Pooh, and I have once again invited Tabatha to play Christopher Robin. I think that this is probably the most famous Pooh story. Or, at least, it’s the one that I remember the most clearly from my childhood. The good news is, it doesn’t have that story-within-a-story thing that the last one had. It’s just a story about Pooh going to visit his friend, and…well…you’ll see. 

    STORY 1:34

    IIIn Which Pooh Goes Visiting and Gets Into a Tight Place

    Edward Bear, known to his friends as Winnie-the-Pooh, or Pooh for short, was walking through the forest one day, humming proudly to himself. He had made up a little hum that very morning, as he was doing his Stoutness Exercises in front of the glass: Tra-la-la, tra-la-la, as he stretched up as high as he could go, and then Tra-la-la, tra-la⁠—oh, help!⁠—la, as he tried to reach his toes. After breakfast he had said it over and over to himself until he had learnt it off by heart, and now he was humming it right through, properly. It went like this:

    Tra-la-la, tra-la-la,

    Tra-la-la, tra-la-la,

    Rum-tum-tiddle-um-tum.

    Tiddle-iddle, tiddle-iddle,

    Tiddle-iddle, tiddle-iddle,

    Rum-tum-tum-tiddle-um.

    Well, he was humming this hum to himself, and walking along gaily, wondering what everybody else was doing, and what it felt like, being somebody else, when suddenly he came to a sandy bank, and in the bank was a large hole.

    “Aha!” said Pooh. (Rum-tum-tiddle-um-tum.) “If I know anything about anything, that hole means Rabbit,” he said, “and Rabbit means Company,” he said, “and Company means Food and Listening-to-Me-Humming and suchlike. Rum-tum-tum-tiddle-um.”

    So he bent down, put his head into the hole, and called out:

    “Is anybody at home?”

    There was a sudden...

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    24 mins
  • Winnie-the-Pooh, Chapter III: In Which Pooh and Piglet Go Hunting and Nearly Catch a Woozle
    Aug 17 2022

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    Season 1 Episode 3

    Thank you for downloading this episode.

    👉The story begins at 1:55 and the tiny lessons begin at 13:24

    👉You can find the transcript after the Credits!

    👉Visit our website to download the Podcast User's Manual and find out more! https://alittleenglish.com/


    A Little English is written, produced, recorded, edited, mixed, mastered and scored by Edward Cooper Howland.

    All stories are either in the public domain, or written by me.

    Copyright 2023 Edward Cooper Howland

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    TRANSCRIPT:

    Hi. My name is Cooper Howland, and this is…A Little English. Every episode, I read a short story. After the story, there are three tiny lessons. 

    If you’re really serious about studying using this podcast, please go to my website, www.alittleenglish.com. You can get the Podcast User’s Manual, with lots of ideas for self-study. If you just want to listen, then relax and enjoy. 

    So, let’s get into this story. Today we are reading Chapter Three of Winnie-the-Pooh, and I have once again invited Tabatha to play Christopher Robin. Are you ready, Tabatha? (Let’s DO this!) In this story, we are introduced to Piglet, who is Pooh’s closest animal friend. Pooh and Piglet do…well, they do a very silly thing. I don’t want to ruin the surprise, so we can talk about it after the story. For now, let’s get on with it!

    IIIIn Which Pooh and Piglet Go Hunting and Nearly Catch a Woozle

    The Piglet lived in a very grand house in the middle of a beech-tree, and the beech-tree was in the middle of the forest, and the Piglet lived in the middle of the house. Next to his house was a piece of broken board which had: “Trespassers W” on it. When Christopher Robin asked the Piglet what it meant, he said it was his grandfather’s name, and had been in the family for a long time, Christopher Robin said you couldn’t be called Trespassers W, and Piglet said yes, you could, because his grandfather was, and it was short for Trespassers Will, which was short for Trespassers William. And his grandfather had had two names in case he lost one⁠—Trespassers after an uncle, and William after Trespassers.

    “I’ve got two names,” said Christopher Robin carelessly.

    “Well, there you are, that proves it,” said Piglet.

    One fine winter’s day when Piglet was brushing away the snow in front of his house, he happened to look up, and there was Winnie-the-Pooh. Pooh was walking round and round in a circle, thinking of something else, and when Piglet called to him, he just went on walking.

    “Hallo!” said Piglet, “what are you doing?”

    “Hunting,” said Pooh.

    “Hunting what?”

    “Tracking something,” said Winnie-the-Pooh very mysteriously.

    “Tracking what?” said Piglet, coming closer.

    “That’s just what I ask myself. I ask myself, What?”

    “What do you think you’ll answer?”

    “I shall have to wait until I catch up with it,” said Winnie-the-Pooh. “Now, look there.” He pointed to the ground in front of him. “What do you see there?”

    “Tracks,” said Piglet. “Paw-marks.” He gave a little squeak of excitement. “Oh, Pooh! Do you think it’s a⁠—a⁠—a Woozle?”

    “It may be,” said Pooh. “Sometimes it is, and sometimes it isn’t. You never can tell with paw-marks.”

    With these few words he went on tracking, and Piglet, after watching him for a minute or two, ran after him. Winnie-the-Pooh had come to a sudden stop, and was...

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    22 mins
  • Winnie-the-Pooh, Chapter IV: In Which Eeyore Loses a Tail and Pooh Finds One
    Aug 24 2022

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    Season 1 Episode 4

    Thank you for downloading this episode.

    👉The story begins at 1:44 and the tiny lessons begin at 17:10

    👉You can find the transcript after the Credits!

    👉Visit our website to download the Podcast User's Manual and find out more! https://alittleenglish.com/


    A Little English is written, produced, recorded, edited, mixed, mastered and scored by Edward Cooper Howland.

    All stories are either in the public domain, or written by me.

    Copyright 2023 Edward Cooper Howland

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    TRANSCRIPT:

    Hi. My name is Cooper Howland, and this is…A Little English. Every episode, I read a short story. After the story, there are three tiny lessons. 

    If you’re really serious about studying using this podcast, please go to my website, www.alittleenglish.com. You can get the Podcast User’s Manual, with lots of ideas for self-study. If you just want to listen, then relax and enjoy. 


    So, let’s get into this story. Today we are reading Chapter Four of Winnie-the-Pooh. The name of this chapter is, “In Which Eeyore Loses a Tail and Pooh Finds One.   This story is about Eeyore, who is a one of the best characters in the book, but it’s also the first time that we meet Owl. Both of these characters are really fun for me to play. I’ve been working on their voices for a while, trying to make them different from….other versions. I hope you enjoy!


    IVIn Which Eeyore Loses a Tail and Pooh Finds One

    The Old Grey Donkey, Eeyore, stood by himself in a thistly corner of the forest, his front feet well apart, his head on one side, and thought about things. Sometimes he thought sadly to himself, “Why?” and sometimes he thought, “Wherefore?” and sometimes he thought, “Inasmuch as which?”⁠—and sometimes he didn’t quite know what he was thinking about. So when Winnie-the-Pooh came stumping along, Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say “How do you do?” in a gloomy manner to him.

    “And how are you?” said Winnie-the-Pooh.

    Eeyore shook his head from side to side.

    “Not very how,” he said. “I don’t seem to have felt at all how for a long time.”

    “Dear, dear,” said Pooh, “I’m sorry about that. Let’s have a look at you.”

    So Eeyore stood there, gazing sadly at the ground, and Winnie-the-Pooh walked all round him once.

    “Why, what’s happened to your tail?” he said in surprise.

    “What has happened to it?” said Eeyore.

    “It isn’t there!”

    “Are you sure?”

    “Well, either a tail is there or it isn’t there. You can’t make a mistake about it. And yours isn’t there!”

    “Then what is?”

    “Nothing.”

    “Let’s have a look,” said Eeyore, and he turned slowly round to the place where his tail had been a little while ago, and then, finding that he couldn’t catch it up, he turned round the other way, until he came back to where he was at first, and then he put his head down and looked between his front legs, and at last he said, with a long, sad sigh, “I believe you’re right.”

    “Of course I’m right,” said Pooh.

    “That Accounts for a Good Deal,” said Eeyore gloomily. “It Explains Everything. No Wonder.”

    “You must have left it somewhere,” said Winnie-the-Pooh.

    “Somebody must have taken it,” said Eeyore. “How Like Them,” he added, after a long silence.

    Pooh felt that he ought to say something helpful about it,...

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    25 mins
  • Winnie-the-Pooh Chapter V: In Which Piglet Meets a Heffalump
    Aug 31 2022

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    Season 1 Episode 5

    Thank you for downloading this episode.

    👉The story begins at 01:52 and the tiny lessons begin at 23:20

    👉You can find the transcript after the Credits!

    👉Visit our website to download the Podcast User's Manual and find out more! https://alittleenglish.com/


    A Little English is written, produced, recorded, edited, mixed, mastered and scored by Edward Cooper Howland.

    All stories are either in the public domain, or written by me.

    Copyright 2023 Edward Cooper Howland

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    TRANSCRIPT:

    Hi. My name is Cooper Howland, and this is…A Little English. Every episode, I read a short story. After the story, there are three tiny lessons. 

    If you’re really serious about studying using this podcast, please go to my website, www.alittleenglish.com. You can get the Podcast User’s Manual, with lots of ideas for self-study. If you just want to listen, then relax and enjoy. 



    So, let’s read a story. Today we are reading Chapter Five of Winnie-the-Pooh. The name of this chapter is, “In Which Piglet Meets a Heffalump.   Since Christopher Robin is a character in this episode, I have invited Tabatha to join me. Are you ready, Tabatha? (Let’s DO this). There is som,e great silly action in this story, especially when Piglet does indeed meet…..the Heffalump. What’s a Heffalump, you ask? Keep listening to find out!


    VIn Which Piglet Meets a Heffalump

    One day, when Christopher Robin and Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet were all talking together, Christopher Robin finished the mouthful he was eating and said carelessly: “I saw a Heffalump today, Piglet.”

    “What was it doing?” asked Piglet.

    “Just lumping along,” said Christopher Robin. “I don’t think it saw me.”

    “I saw one once,” said Piglet. “At least, I think I did,” he said. “Only perhaps it wasn’t.”

    “So did I,” said Pooh, wondering what a Heffalump was like.

    “You don’t often see them,” said Christopher Robin carelessly.

    “Not now,” said Piglet.

    “Not at this time of year,” said Pooh.

    Then they all talked about something else, until it was time for Pooh and Piglet to go home together. At first as they stumped along the path which edged the Hundred Acre Wood, they didn’t say much to each other; but when they came to the stream and had helped each other across the stepping stones, and were able to walk side by side again over the heather, they began to talk in a friendly way about this and that, and Piglet said, “If you see what I mean, Pooh,” and Pooh said, “It’s just what I think myself, Piglet,” and Piglet said, “But, on the other hand, Pooh, we must remember,” and Pooh said, “Quite true, Piglet, although I had forgotten it for the moment.” And then, just as they came to the Six Pine Trees, Pooh looked round to see that nobody else was listening, and said in a very solemn voice:

    “Piglet, I have decided something.”

    “What have you decided, Pooh?”

    “I have decided to catch a Heffalump.”

    Pooh nodded his head several times as he said this, and waited for Piglet to say “How?” or “Pooh, you couldn’t!” or something helpful of that sort, but Piglet said nothing. The fact was Piglet was wishing that he had thought about it first.

    “I shall do it,” said Pooh, after waiting a little longer, “by means of a trap. And it must be a Cunning Trap, so you will have to help me,...

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    32 mins
  • Winnie-the-Pooh Chapter VI: In Which Eeyore Has a Birthday and Gets Two Presents
    Sep 7 2022

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    Season 1 Episode 6

    Thank you for downloading this episode.

    👉The story begins at 02:25 and the tiny lessons begin at 32:35

    👉You can find the transcript after the Credits!

    Some illustrations:

    Eeyore

    Trying to reach the knocker

    Can Owl spell?

    BANG!

    A damp rag

    👉Visit our website to download the Podcast User's Manual and find out more! https://alittleenglish.com/


    A Little English is written, produced, recorded, edited, mixed, mastered and scored by Edward Cooper Howland.

    All stories are either in the public domain, or written by me.

    Copyright 2023 Edward Cooper Howland

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    TRANSCRIPT:

      ALE S01E06

    Hi. My name is Cooper Howland, and this is…A Little English. Every episode, I read a short story. After the story, there are three tiny lessons. 

    If you’re really serious about studying using this podcast, please go to my website, www.alittleenglish.com. You can get the Podcast User’s Manual, with lots of ideas for self-study. If you just want to listen, then relax and enjoy. 

    So, let’s read a story. Today we are reading Chapter Six of Winnie-the-Pooh.  Since Christopher Robin is a character in this episode, I have invited Tabatha to join me. Are you ready, Tabatha? (Let’s DO this). Today’s story is a long one. It has a lot of dialogue, and lots of voice acting by, well, me. Don’t worry if the conversations are a little confusing. They are supposed to be. Pooh and Eeyore are just as confused by the conversations as you and I are. So, like always, relax and enjoy. 


    Chapter VI


    In Which Eeyore Has a Birthday and Gets Two Presents


    Eeyore, the old grey Donkey, stood by the side of the stream, and looked at himself in the water.


    “Pathetic,” he said. “That’s what it is. Pathetic.”


    He turned and walked slowly down the stream for twenty yards, splashed across it, and walked slowly back on the other side. Then he looked at himself in the water again.


    “As I thought,” he said. “No better from this side. But nobody minds. Nobody cares. Pathetic, that’s what it is.”


    There was a crackling noise in the bracken behind him, and out came Pooh.


    “Good morning, Eeyore,” said Pooh.


    “Good morning, Pooh Bear,” said Eeyore gloomily. “If it is a good morning,” he said. “Which I doubt,” said he.


    “Why, what’s the matter?”


    “Nothing, Pooh Bear, nothing. We can’t all, and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.”


    “Can’t all what?” said Pooh, rubbing his nose.


    “Gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here we go round the mulberry bush.”


    “Oh!” said Pooh. He thought for a long time, and...

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    40 mins
  • Winnie-the-Pooh, Chapter VII: In Which Kanga and Baby Roo Come to the Forest, and Piglet Has a Bath
    Sep 14 2022

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    Season 1 Episode 7

    Thank you for downloading this episode.

    👉The story begins at 01:50 and the tiny lessons begin at 30:08

    👉You can find the transcript after the Credits!

    👉Visit our website to download the Podcast User's Manual and find out more! https://alittleenglish.com/


    A Little English is written, produced, recorded, edited, mixed, mastered and scored by Edward Cooper Howland.

    All stories are either in the public domain, or written by me.

    Copyright 2023 Edward Cooper Howland

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    TRANSCRIPT:

    Hi. My name is Cooper Howland, and this is…A Little English. Every episode, I read a short story. After the story, there are three tiny lessons. 

    If you’re really serious about studying using this podcast, please go to my website, www.alittleenglish.com. You can get the Podcast User’s Manual, with lots of ideas for self-study. If you just want to listen, then relax and enjoy. 


    So, let’s read a story. Today we are reading Chapter Seven of Winnie-the-Pooh.  Since Christopher Robin is a character in this episode, I have invited Tabatha to join me. Are you ready, Tabatha? (Let’s DO this). In this story, we meet not one but TWO new characters, Kanga and her son Roo. And it’s interesting, the other animals are…actually kind of mean to them. How will it all work out? Let’s listen. 



    Winnie-the-Pooh Chapter VII

    In Which Kanga and Baby Roo Come to the Forest, and Piglet Has a Bath


    Nobody seemed to know where they came from, but there they were in the Forest: Kanga and Baby Roo. When Pooh asked Christopher Robin, “How did they come here?” Christopher Robin said, “In the Usual Way, if you know what I mean, Pooh,” and Pooh, who didn’t, said “Oh!” Then he nodded his head twice and said, “In the Usual Way. Ah!” Then he went to call upon his friend Piglet to see what he thought about it. And at Piglet’s house he found Rabbit. So they all talked about it together.


    “What I don’t like about it is this,” said Rabbit. “Here are we⁠—you, Pooh, and you, Piglet, and Me⁠—and suddenly⁠—”


    “And Eeyore,” said Pooh.


    “And Eeyore⁠—and then suddenly⁠—”


    “And Owl,” said Pooh.


    “And Owl⁠—and then all of a sudden⁠—”


    “Oh, and Eeyore,” said Pooh. “I was forgetting him.”


    “Here⁠—we⁠—are,” said Rabbit very slowly and carefully, “all⁠—of⁠—us, and then, suddenly, we wake up one morning and, what do we find? We find a Strange Animal among us. An animal of whom we have never even heard before! An animal who carries her family about with her in her pocket! Suppose I carried my family about with me in my pocket, how many pockets should I want?”


    “Sixteen,” said Piglet.


    “Seventeen, isn’t it?” said Rabbit. “And one more for a handkerchief⁠—that’s eighteen. Eighteen pockets in one suit! I haven’t time.”


    There was a long and thoughtful silence⁠ ⁠… and then Pooh, who had been frowning very hard for some minutes, said: “I make it fifteen.”


    “What?” said Rabbit.


    “Fifteen.”


    “Fifteen what?”


    “Your family.”


    “What about them?”


    Pooh rubbed his nose and said that he thought Rabbit had been talking about his family.


    “Did I?” said Rabbit...

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