Before I move on, there’s a couple or so stories that I'll have to share with you.

 One involves a great character from Ringwood called AUB M.

 One involves Poopy K.

 The third involves an incident when I was working in the used car department 

 I was walking around the showroom one day. I'd come over from the used car department to the new car showroom and Patto was coming down the stairs from the mezzanine floor.

 He saw me, and then he saw there was someone on the showroom floor climbing in and out one of the imported Chevrolets.

 He obviously thought that the person was a little bit bedraggled, untidy and a bit grubby and shouldn't be climbing in and out of a Chevrolet with nice white leather trim.

 So, he put his hand up and beckoned me over and said 

 “Gordon just a minute, what are you doing down here from used cars?”

 So, I explained “I'm just getting a receipt for a car I’ve just sold etc”

 “OK whatever”,

 he said 

 “well see that guy over there, can you get him out the showroom” 

 “I don’t want him climbing in and out those cars” 

 “Yeah, sure Mr Patterson, I'll go over and have a chat with him” 

 “Well yeah! that's what I want you to do. But not a chat, get him out of the showroom”

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