In this week’s episode, the hosts will be talking about episode five “Near Guard, Far Guard” and try to stay on topic. Join them as they discuss very important topics such as how the novices are brilliant, the Mermia of it all, and most importantly why Dimitri Belikov is always late. It’s going to be chaotic as always so enjoy the ride!

Music used in intro/outro: https://icons8.com/music/track/cyborg-blood--savvier

0:59: First scene/Intro + What Mer’s up to (2’59’’: Rhian mention #17 + #18 at 3’17’’)

08:23: the Dumb Dumb Strigoi keeper

10:03: Lissa and bloody Andre

11:46: Victor announcing he’s sick

16:11: Council scene (We secretly stan Tatiana)

23:42: Eddie the Moroi scene

29:35: Sonhail’s opera scene

32:31: Dhampir HQ (and loads of Alberta talk)

39:29: Novices find the ruins

45:46: The queen and Victor/Tatiana and Lissa

51:21: Outside the church + Rescue team

01:03:21: Jesse’s car

01:07:02: Mikhail getting caught

01:10:53: Sonya’s baby

1:18:27: Victor telling the Queen the kids ran out

01:19:34: Kids reunited

01:27:49: Mermaid (somehow we also end up talking about Rolissa)

01:36:46: Fighting Mikhail + Lissa saving Dean

01:44:12: Dimitri to the rescue

01:49:24: Alberta showing up

01:50:33: Lissa healing Rose

01:53:25: Jesse and Lissa

01:55:40: Sonya learning Mikhail’s dead

02:01:20: Rose in the barracks

02:08:28: The Council’s “success”

02:11:33: Dragozera and ending montage

02:17:00: Sisi’s birthday