2 Rocks and a Stoner

By: Joshua VonGarret
  • Summary

  • Lily and Amelia, two sober rocks, hang out with Josh, the stoner that ties the name of the show together. The three of us put our sober and sky-high minds together and go over just about anything: Shower thoughts, games, and more to come! With Josh's stoned and giggly stupidity, Lily's contact high that essentially mirrors Josh, and Amelia's nerdy yet somewhat threatening aura, the three of us upload new chaos every Saturday! Trailer, Tumblr, and other platforms: https://linktr.ee/2rocksandastoner Lily: cre/she (cre is pronounced/used like she/her) Amelia: any pronouns Josh: he/they
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Episodes
  • lily might be able to read, but we now wish that none of us were able to (Cards Against Humanity)
    Sep 16 2023

    bot humour


    that one video i was talking about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJP_lB9McJ0


    Linktree (Patreon, Tumblr, trailer, contact email): https://linktr.ee/2rocksandastoner


    Pronouns:

    Lily: cre/she (cre/crer is used/pronounced just like she/her)

    Amelia: any pronouns

    Josh: he/they

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    47 mins
  • AMELIA IS EVEN MORE UNHINGED, also our braincells slide right out of our asses (playing Google Feud)
    Sep 9 2023

    In this episode, we play a game called Google Feud, a game akin to Family Feud. The game will give you half-done Google queries ("do cats and dogs...") and you have to think about what people are most commonly searching for within a certain amount of guesses ("do cats and dogs mate/have a common ancestor/get along/etc").

    Josh is back to his ridiculously stoned self, and the laughing fits are better than ever. Amelia lets out all of her pent out insanity with every line she speaks. Lily spends time discovering 3 letter words and is heavily involved in TOO MANY discussions regarding what can and cannot be milked. No one leave Lily alone with any animal, for she craves milk and nothing will stop her.

    Our Linktree (Tumblr, Patreon, Spotify/Apple Podcasts, podcast trailer, and contact email): https://linktr.ee/2rocksandastoner

    Pronouns:

    Lily: cre/she (cre/crer is used/pronounced just like she/her)

    Amelia: any pronouns

    Josh: he/they

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • samurai horses, elephants and insurance fraud, eating mayonnaise straight, and more shenanigans (sober discussions)
    Sep 3 2023

    In this episode, Josh is sober and hence becomes a rock with Lily and Amelia. The three of us discuss things like...

    -Whether we'd rather be samurais, pirates, or cowboys

    -What we would do with an elephant if we couldn't get rid of it

    -Baby boomers being upset over *checks notes* mayonnaise

    And much more! So light up if you're a stoner, but regardless, lay back with your slushie and pickle juice and listen to the three of us lose our minds.

    BY THE WAY, we're getting a Patreon soon and are offering a subscription to us for $3 CAD ($2.50 USD) per month! You'll get 1 week early access to our episodes, and during our season breaks, you'll even get 2 exclusive episodes! If you'd rather provide a one time tip to us, go to our Tumblr and leave us a tip. Thank you so much, everyone! <33


    Episodes, Tumblr, and Podcast Trailer: https://linktr.ee/2rocksandastoner


    Lily: cre/she (cre/crer/crers/crerself is used and pronounced just like she/her)

    Amelia: Any pronouns

    Josh: he/they

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    40 mins

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